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Billy Bob Jenkins 10-24-2013 09:47 PM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
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Originally Posted by HonestDisagreer (Post 1036632)
Those only talk about rape as a tool/spoil of war. Is that really applicable in general scoiety?

Nope, I am not. And I do not say that people should not dress more modestly in general: I say that people should not be raped because of it.

Do you know the bible by heart? Does it not say anywhere that it is wrong for men to rape women or are you just cherry-picking right now?

Why don't you read it yourself, instead of getting the cliff notes from True Christians™?

In modern society, where God's law is frequently not upheld, the effects of rape on the victim's family are sometimes tragic. He is stuck with a daughter that will never leave the house. If he does not share Lot's appetites, she becomes a liability.

The Bible makes clear that rape, under many circumstances, is a serious tort and nothing to joke about. Depending on the conditions of the rape, the negligent party may be forced to pay restitution to the rapee's father and marry the woman he damaged. You break it, you buy it, basically. God, being infinitely wise, recognized that an unmarried woman without a hymen is mostly worthless and hard to get rid of. It is no different than if you were to knock a lamp off a shelf in a furniture store. How is the owner supposed to sell the lamp after you smashed it on the ground?

Raping the wives of enemy combatants is a Godly and humane practice. These women do not have hymens, and therefore have no means of supporting themselves. It is the noble burden of the victor to feed and rape these women for the rest of their lives. If he fails to do this, civil authorities should compel him to do so.

Liberals tend to see rape as a black and white matter, but the issue is very complex as God explains in His Word. Rape is sometimes a necessary evil. The rest of the time, the damage caused by an unsanctioned rape can be rectified in civil court with more rape.

If you had bothered to read the Bible you would know this already. :innocent:

Dr Laurence Niles 10-24-2013 09:52 PM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
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Originally Posted by HonestDisagreer (Post 1036679)
Too bad I disagree with most of it, but it is very interesting indeed. :thumbsup:

If you are not a Christian but an atheist what did you come here for? This is a site only to praise Jesus on.

It's not a debate forum. Jesus is our Saviour® and as the old saying goes: "no more questions about the subject of the divinity of Jesus Christ".

God bless.

DishonestDisagreer 10-24-2013 10:02 PM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles (Post 1036684)
If you are not a Christian but an atheist what did you come here for? This is a site only to praise Jesus on.

It's not a debate forum. Jesus is our Saviour® and as the old saying goes: "no more questions about the subject of the divinity of Jesus Christ".

God bless.

Well, I wanted to talk to some of you people in person. It is rewarding to me. I really try to be respectful, and I think I am behaving okay at least. And I have not questioned Jesus Christ at all, and I do not plan on doing it either (I have not questioned anything that is said in the bible actually). If I am such a massive disturbance, you could just ban me. You have the right and I have none, remember? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=39

Mary Etheldreda 10-24-2013 10:08 PM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
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Originally Posted by HonestDisagreer (Post 1036678)
I have read the bible, but my knowledge of it is nowhere near the level presented on this forum (which is good considering how important it is to you)

Dear, when you read the Holy Bible, did you do so lovingly? Did you caress each word as a love letter written just to you, to be preserved through time, at great cost (brave martyrdom), just so you could understand the necessity of accepting Jesus as your Lord and Master? Did you read it prayerfully? Did you read it with the innocence of a child? Were you overwhelmed with guilt and repentance, and were you ashamed to be human, to have contributed to the terrible long weekend Jesus suffered because of your sins? Did you immediately drop to your knees and beg the LORD to accept you as His humble servant, His tool to do with what He wants? Did you beg Him to take your mind, your strength, your heart, all that is important to you just for the privilege of letting Him consume you so that you essentially cease to exist and Christ Himself exists in your place? Did you beg Him to do with you what He will because you deserve naught but an eternity of indescribable torture and suffering, both physical and mental because you had the audacity to be born a sinful creature that offended Him so? Did you recognize your utter emptiness and need for Him to complete you?

If not, dear, I think you read it wrong. God doesn't wants our hearts, He wants our obedience. This is for our own good.

:)

DishonestDisagreer 10-24-2013 10:31 PM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1036690)
Dear, when you read the Holy Bible, did you do so lovingly? Did you caress each word as a love letter written just to you, to be preserved through time, at great cost (brave martyrdom), just so you could understand the necessity of accepting Jesus as your Lord and Master? Did you read it prayerfully? Did you read it with the innocence of a child? Were you overwhelmed with guilt and repentance, and were you ashamed to be human, to have contributed to the terrible long weekend Jesus suffered because of your sins? Did you immediately drop to your knees and beg the LORD to accept you as His humble servant, His tool to do with what He wants? Did you beg Him to take your mind, your strength, your heart, all that is important to you just for the privilege of letting Him consume you so that you essentially cease to exist and Christ Himself exists in your place? Did you beg Him to do with you what He will because you deserve naught but an eternity of indescribable torture and suffering, both physical and mental because you had the audacity to be born a sinful creature that offended Him so? Did you recognize your utter emptiness and need for Him to complete you?

If not, dear, I think you read it wrong. God doesn't wants our hearts, He wants our obedience. This is for our own good.

:)

Wow, that was beautiful. :heart: Can I borrow that phrase? I was really moved! I am sorry to say that I did not read it in such light; I read it with critical eyes, even skimming parts. The difference is obvious at best.

I know you all might just think I hate you and am here to mess with you, but the more I have spoken with you the more respect I have gained for you. I will continue to disagree with you for that is my way of choice (May it lead right to hell or not), but I will do it knowing your utter devotion first hand.

Sadly, I must go now and you will probably not hear from me again, but thank you for showing me something to truly dread and admire at the same time. Have a great life and try to ask a question once in a while: It really makes you grow.

:D

Dr Laurence Niles 10-24-2013 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by HonestDisagreer (Post 1036694)
Wow, that was beautiful. :heart: Can I borrow that phrase? I was really moved! I am sorry to say that I did not read it in such light; I read it with critical eyes, even skimming parts. The difference is obvious at best.

I know you all might just think I hate you and am here to mess with you, but the more I have spoken with you the more respect I have gained for you. I will continue to disagree with you for that is my way of choice (May it lead right to hell or not), but I will do it knowing your utter devotion first hand.

Sadly, I must go now and you will probably not hear from me again, but thank you for showing me something to truly dread and admire at the same time. Have a great life and try to ask a question once in a while: It really makes you grow.

:D

Typical hate filled atheist.

YIC

Billy Bob Jenkins 10-25-2013 01:10 AM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
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Originally Posted by HonestDisagreer (Post 1036688)
If I am such a massive disturbance, you could just ban me.

Banning you will not prevent you from raping otherwise somewhat valuable wives and daughters without permission of the owner. Only instructing you in the moral cartography of God's Word can prevent this frustrating inconvenience from befalling an innocent man.

Billy Bob Jenkins 10-26-2013 02:45 AM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
Brethren, sistren, friends, allow me to provide definitive anecdotal evidence to illustrate that rape is usually wrong.

Before I started searing the bottoms of her feet with an iron, and using rats to motivate her, my ex-wife Ethel frequently ran away from home. By the time I found her and shoved her in the back of my van, the semen of other men would be pouring out of every major orifice in her body. She was inconsolable as I bound her, gagged her, and beat her with a flail, obviously upset about the rape. The more she participated in these rapes, the more difficult she became to communicate with. Only by muzzling her with duct tape and old rags was I able to soften her heart and silence her sassy attitude.

After hearing about the immense distraction that I have suffered as a result of Ethel's many rape experiences, how could anyone intentionally commit an unsanctioned rape?

Pastor Ezekiel 10-26-2013 02:53 AM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins (Post 1036902)
Brethren, sistren, friends, allow me to provide definitive anecdotal evidence to illustrate that rape is usually wrong.

Before I started searing the bottoms of her feet with an iron, and using rats to motivate her, my ex-wife Ethel frequently ran away from home. By the time I found her and shoved her in the back of my van, the semen of other men would be pouring out of every major orifice in her body. She was inconsolable as I bound her, gagged her, and beat her with a flail, obviously upset about the rape. The more she participated in these rapes, the more difficult she became to communicate with. Only by muzzling her with duct tape and old rags was I able to soften her heart and silence her sassy attitude.

After hearing about the immense distraction that I have suffered as a result of Ethel's many rape experiences, how could anyone intentionally commit an unsanctioned rape?

I can see that her getting raped was a serious inconvenience for you, Brother Jenkins. You have my sympathy.

Billy Bob Jenkins 10-26-2013 03:50 AM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 1036904)
I can see that her getting raped was a serious inconvenience for you, Brother Jenkins. You have my sympathy.

It was FAR LESS convenient than any gas station or fast food restaurant I have been to in the continental United States.

DownOnMyKnees 06-17-2014 09:41 PM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
How would a man feel to be raped?
I assume they would not take it ever so slightly
And assume it was the other way around
Would you still allow yourself to be raped?

John Creeser 06-17-2014 09:58 PM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
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Originally Posted by DownOnMyKnees (Post 1095033)
How would a man feel to be raped?

He would only feel the pelting of stones for choosing to be gay.:angry:

Leviticus 20:13

DownOnMyKnees 06-17-2014 10:08 PM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
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Originally Posted by John Creeser (Post 1095043)
He would only feel the pelting of stones for choosing to be gay.:angry:

Leviticus 20:13

How did he choose.....
The definition of rape is against one's will.....

John Creeser 06-17-2014 10:13 PM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
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Originally Posted by DownOnMyKnees (Post 1095046)
How did he choose.....
The definition of rape is against one's will.....

No limp wristed lispy queer pussy could ever wrestle a True Christian™ man into submission. We are protected by Jesus himself (you may have noticed he doesn't think fondly of gays).

Ephesians 6:12

Mother Of Seven 06-18-2014 01:34 AM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
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Originally Posted by DownOnMyKnees (Post 1095046)
How did he choose.....
The definition of rape is against one's will.....

How is it ever against a slut's will?
If I were to go and lie down in the middle of a freeway, I would be asking to be hit and killed, would I not?
If I were to jump in a shark tank, I would be asking to be eaten, would I not?
If I were to dress like a whore, I would be asking for sex, would I not? We know that many so called rape victims claim it was against their will, but if they were dressed like a whore, it couldn't have been against their will, because they asked for it. They're just feminazis trying to victimise the poor men.


BTW, I have never done any of those things above.

librallgbtchristian 12-27-2014 07:44 PM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
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Originally Posted by John Creeser (Post 969007)
Friends,

The Bible tells us every single life is precious and that abortion is wrong (Genesis 9:6). The Bible also tells women to not dress like whores (1st Timothy 2:9). In this day and age women have completely ignored the Bible and indeed do dress like wanton sluts. As a consequence, they have brought a deluge of rape upon themselves. Just look at how this women is dressed!! The way God told you NOT to dress - is it any wonder why they get raped?:angry:


https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...KMrQHU7yAwHGrg


What is beyond infuriating is that the man who laid with her (and impregnated her with a precious gift from God) has NO RIGHTS WHATSOEVER when it comes to his child. Well guess what?

NOT ANYMORE WHORE!!!:angry:

And just who is standing up for the rights of "He who laid with her"? Paul Ryan of God's Own Party, that's who!!

Here Here!!!!:thumbsup:

Paul Ryan fully supports the Fetus Rights Bill - Summary: To provide that human life shall be deemed to begin with fertilization.

You know what this means right? It means the father of that precious child can now sue the whore and prevent her from murdering the baby!! (and more than likely succeed!!)

SHOUT GLORY!! :yahoo: JESUS WINS!!

It brings me to tears brothers that these poor souls will finally have some rights (and we can advance ground on the slaughter of the unborn).

Please pray the "Fetus Rights Bill" passes:)

THINK THAT WOMAN HAVE NO RIGHTS OVER THEIR OWN BODIES!?!?! I PRAY YOU BURN IN HELL!!!!

Mary Etheldreda 12-27-2014 07:48 PM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
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Originally Posted by librallgbtchristian (Post 1127194)
THINK THAT WOMAN HAVE NO RIGHTS OVER THEIR OWN BODIES!?!?! I PRAY YOU BURN IN HELL!!!!

And how does this play into your theory that God loves everyone want wants everyone to be happy? Surely that includes Mr. Creeser, the very one you are praying will burn in Hell.

:huh:

Zechariah Smyth 12-27-2014 07:50 PM

Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!!
 
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Originally Posted by librallgbtchristian (Post 1127194)
THINK THAT WOMAN HAVE NO RIGHTS OVER THEIR OWN BODIES!?!?! I PRAY YOU BURN IN HELL!!!!

Actually, NOBODY has any rights over their body. It belongs to GOD!!!

:yahoo: :praise: :yahoo:

(1 Corinthians 6:19) "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"

This is why you should actually read the Bible so, you know, you'd be familiar with the contents.

:thumbsup:


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