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Repulsive Scottish Demon 04-06-2014 12:56 AM

Do you wish to insult me? Join the thread! :)
 
Why hello there! I am Amy, it's a pleasure to be here and I am sure that I am going to be a lovely chirpy bird to have around the forum! I am 15 years of age and live in the home of tea! I am a crimson headed, gothic little miss who's favourite pass times are smoking weed with my friends and my boyfriend. Some of my friends are gay and they are brilliant! I believe you may have a problem with this style yes? So why is it you have a problem? Oh for the record I am open minded for what people have to say, but I would appreciate some kindness and to have my views listened to before you bash on them.

Freddy Osborne 04-06-2014 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot (Post 1079093)
Why hello there! I am Amy, it's a pleasure to be here and I am sure that I am going to be a lovely chirpy bird to have around the forum! I am 15 years of age and live in the home of tea! I am a crimson headed, gothic little miss who's favourite pass times are smoking weed with my friends and my boyfriend. Some of my friends are gay and they are brilliant! I believe you may have a problem with this style yes? So why is it you have a problem? Oh for the record I am open minded for what people have to say, but I would appreciate some kindness and to have my views listened to before you bash on them.

Hello and welcome Harlot,

Why don't you have an open mind and ask Jesus to save you?

And what church you attend and favorite Bible verse while you are at it...

Alphonse Alban 04-06-2014 01:12 AM

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Welcome to most friendly forum in internet, we do not get that many people from China here these day.
Tell me now, have you tried to save your friends from the eternity in hell already?

Repulsive Scottish Demon 04-06-2014 01:13 AM

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Me? Attend church? Damn no! I would burn the second I went near one. No. I am not a Christian luckily i am so happy I never grew up in a Christian family where you never get any freewill. You're damned from the start! And none of that drivle is my favourite. Its just pages that seemed to have caused horrible wars.... What's the point in that? Sorry fir coming off a little harsh, I just have bad experience with Christians.

Basilissa 04-06-2014 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot (Post 1079097)
Me? Attend church? Damn no! I would burn the second I went near one. No. I am not a Christian luckily i am so happy I never grew up in a Christian family where you never get any freewill. You're damned from the start! And none of that drivle is my favourite. Its just pages that seemed to have caused horrible wars.... What's the point in that? Sorry fir coming off a little harsh, I just have bad experience with Christians.

Hi sweetie, you've came to the right place. You still can be Saved®; just repent and renounce your evil ways, read the Bible (all of it) and follow what it says (all of it), and you'll be on your way to Salvation!

I'll be praying for you and for all other confused souls who seem to have forgotten their rightful place. :pray:

Mary Thompson 04-06-2014 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot (Post 1079097)
Me? Attend church? Damn no! I would burn the second I went near one. No. I am not a Christian luckily i am so happy I never grew up in a Christian family where you never get any freewill. You're damned from the start! And none of that drivle is my favourite. Its just pages that seemed to have caused horrible wars.... What's the point in that? Sorry fir coming off a little harsh, I just have bad experience with Christians.

Hello Dear and welcome to God's Favorite Forum :bye:
I can't imagine ever having a bad experience with a Christian? And we here at Landover aer very friendly and would never make generalisations or assumptions. I grew up in a Christian family and I had a lot of free will, which I chose to use for my love in Jesus. For you see, you can't be free if you are writhing in agony in a lake of fire being anally raped by Satan constantly:devil:.
Accept Jesus:jesus:, friend, and come to Heaven:innocent:.
In Christ,
Mary Thompson.

Repulsive Scottish Demon 04-06-2014 01:24 AM

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Saved? Umm...why? Why on earth would I want to change from loving my boyfriend, gays, goths and all the way of the dark side to have ti worship someone that may not be real. Why don't you explain to me? Also I still don't see how you can believe that...even when I look at the Anthropic Principle I can't seem to grasp that. And your rules are simply illogical. I haven't done anything wrong.

Freddy Osborne 04-06-2014 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot (Post 1079102)
Saved? Umm...why? Why on earth would I want to change from loving my boyfriend, gays, goths and all the way of the dark side to have ti worship someone that may not be real. Why don't you explain to me? Also I still don't see how you can believe that...even when I look at the Anthropic Principle I can't seem to grasp that. And your rules are simply illogical. I haven't done anything wrong.

I thought you had an open mind?

Repulsive Scottish Demon 04-06-2014 01:32 AM

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I do. I just don't understand it, doesn't mean I wouldn't listen if you explained. Also I do actually have a few questions I would like to have answered if anybody is interested?

Alphonse Alban 04-06-2014 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot (Post 1079102)
Why don't you explain to me?

Because Christians goes to heaven, all others will be tormented for all eternity in hell. I would never want my friends to have to endure such a horrible fate. If you would care about your friends, you would do your best to convert them to Christianity.

I guess there in China friendship is not that valued as it is here in normal world.

Mary Thompson 04-06-2014 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot (Post 1079102)
Saved? Umm...why? Why on earth would I want to change from loving my boyfriend, gays, goths and all the way of the dark side to have ti worship someone that may not be real. Why don't you explain to me? Also I still don't see how you can believe that...even when I look at the Anthropic Principle I can't seem to grasp that. And your rules are simply illogical. I haven't done anything wrong.

Dear, you have done something wrong. You were born. And therefore you are sinful (Psalm 51:5, Psalm 58:3, Genesis 8:21) and owe everything to Jesus and you must confess your sins and tithe to Landover Baptist and get married and have many children and never say The Lord's name in vain! Once you have done that you have no sin to worry about.

Repulsive Scottish Demon 04-06-2014 01:37 AM

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I am not Chinese. I am from Britain. It was merely a pun. Friends are all that matter to me. We love each other, we are all we have.

Mary Thompson 04-06-2014 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot (Post 1079109)
I am not Chinese. I am from Britain. It was merely a pun. Friends are all that matter to me. We love each other, we are all we have.

Not for long. Once the raptures comes, you shall be in Satan's hands. Why do you hate Jesus?

Repulsive Scottish Demon 04-06-2014 01:42 AM

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Have children!? At 15? I don't think so thanks. I don't know why America is even letting that be seen as okay. Why would you suggest that? And I cannot hate somebody I do not know. I can't hate somebody if I do not know they are real.

Alphonse Alban 04-06-2014 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot (Post 1079109)
I am not Chinese. I am from Britain.

China is the home of tea, Anyway, does it not bother you that your friends will suffer horribly for all eternity? It sounds like you do not care at all.

Mary Thompson 04-06-2014 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot (Post 1079111)
Have children!? At 15? I don't think so thanks. I don't know why America is even letting that be seen as okay. Why would you suggest that? And I cannot hate somebody I do not know. I can't hate somebody if I do not know they are real.

Genesis1:28, it is the Lord's will. And I take it you are female? 1 Timothy 2:15. You can only be saved in childbirth. I had two kids already when I was fifteen. And you are hating Jesus every day of your life when you reject Him.

Repulsive Scottish Demon 04-06-2014 01:48 AM

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Yeah...I would much rather pass mg GCSES so I can finish highschool and go to college than be at home raising children. Just because I am female means I have to stop my life for some duty! Why must a woman have these duties if she does not wish to have them?

Basilissa 04-06-2014 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot (Post 1079115)
Yeah...I would much rather pass mg GCSES so I can finish highschool and go to college than be at home raising children. Just because I am female means I have to stop my life for some duty! Why must a woman have these duties if she does not wish to have them?

Because this is what :jesus-fancy: wants, sweetie. :)

Repulsive Scottish Demon 04-06-2014 01:54 AM

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Well I find that a little hard to believe...considering sex is somewhat seen as a sin..why would having children not be sinful?

Mary Thompson 04-06-2014 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Open.Minded.Harlot (Post 1079115)
Yeah...I would much rather pass mg GCSES so I can finish highschool and go to college than be at home raising children. Just because I am female means I have to stop my life for some duty! Why must a woman have these duties if she does not wish to have them?

Because Jesus said so:innocent:.
What is the use of high school and college anyway for a woman? It won't get you into Heaven nor will it get you a husband.
And having sex out of marriage is sinful, inside marriage it is still a disgusting tool, but it is allowed for the sake of having children.


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