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Danish....Scum? 04-14-2008 07:08 PM

Is Denmark Evil?
 
the question stands, what are your thoughts on this?

Dr. Santiago Solo 04-14-2008 07:15 PM

Re: Is Denmark Evil?
 
Your national symbol is a demon half-harlot, half-fish... of course it is evil...

Danish....Scum? 04-14-2008 07:17 PM

Re: Is Denmark Evil?
 
Alright, thanks so much, I was not sure if I were evil or not. Oh well now I will become a pagan and rape some sheep. Thanks for setting my moral compass straight.:sarcasm:

Kerplunki Zerplopski 04-14-2008 07:18 PM

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I think the danish are quite cool actually..

Danish....Scum? 04-14-2008 07:20 PM

Re: Is Denmark Evil?
 
No no, I am evil, RUN! SAVE YOURSELF! NOW! DO IT!

Dr. Santiago Solo 04-14-2008 07:21 PM

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And while you're at it, save your soul :tithe:

Kerplunki Zerplopski 04-14-2008 07:22 PM

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Save your soul? do the Danish HAVE souls?:devil:

Bobby-Joe 04-14-2008 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Danish....Scum? (Post 172718)
the question stands, what are your thoughts on this?

They're are right next to the source of all Euro-Trash evil and perhaps the most depraved country on earth next to California; Norway. With out a doubt you are like most Danes and part Norwegian. This means you like engage in drunken orgies with other men and goats. I will pray that Jesus helps you to become and ex-Norwegian friend.

Kerplunki Zerplopski 04-14-2008 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 172730)
They're are right next to the source of all Euro-Trash evil and perhaps the most depraved country on earth next to California; Norway. With out a doubt you are like most Danes and part Norwegian. This means you like engage in drunken orgies with other men and goats. I will pray that Jesus helps you to become and ex-Norwegian friend.

heey.. can i use that for my paper on Xenophoby and intollerance? it seems to match it perfectly

Danish....Scum? 04-14-2008 07:30 PM

Re: Is Denmark Evil?
 
I am not norwegian, I think I am closer to being German. Is that better?

Bobby-Joe 04-14-2008 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Danish....Scum? (Post 172733)
I am not norwegian, I think I am closer to being German. Is that better?

How so? That makes you from a race of two time losers with a fixation for cabbage and rubber. If you think "better" is hanging around night clubs in fetish wear bragging about how square your forehead is then I suppose you have something to be happy about, in a pathetic way.

Larry Lee 04-14-2008 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Danish....Scum? (Post 172733)
I am not norwegian, I think I am closer to being German.

An unimportant detail, since the Norwegian and Danish "languages" are virtually the same.

The best thing that can be said about the Danes is that they're even better than the Dutch in riling up the Islamo-fascists.

Danish....Scum? 04-14-2008 07:48 PM

Re: Is Denmark Evil?
 
So its basicly a sin not being born an American?

Deaner 04-14-2008 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Danish....Scum? (Post 172733)
I am not norwegian, I think I am closer to being German.

What kind of hell-hole do you live in where you're not even sure what nationality you are? Are you a gypsy? Did your mother have sex with Germans for a few smokes and some booze?

Danish....Scum? 04-14-2008 07:52 PM

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Actually it is because the part of denmark I live in is close to the German border and that I feel a certain relation to them as a people. Is that wrong too?

Pastor Rune Enoe 04-14-2008 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Danish....Scum? (Post 172745)
So its basicly a sin not being born an American?

Not as long as you learn American, so you can read God's own word in the original language (the King James Authorized Version, 1611)
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Originally Posted by Danish....Scum? (Post 172748)
Actually it is because the part of denmark I live in is close to the German border and that I feel a certain relation to them as a people. Is that wrong too?

I took the liberty of consulting the Department of Faith, and they provided me with this handy map of the target area:

Attachment 4325

It doesn't matter whether you're Danish, German or Muslim. Jesus (and the Department of Faith) knows where you live, so drop to your knees and find Jesus, before Jesus finds you.

Mrs. Mary Whitford 04-15-2008 03:38 AM

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Danes are obviously Euro homers, but I find myself a little torn because they're responsible for some of the most hilarious comics I've ever seen about Moohamhead as well as one of the most delicious pastries I've ever tasted. I would like to see them give up socialism and sodomy and find Jesus because, darn it, an apple danish would really hit the spot right now.

KJV4me 04-15-2008 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Konpachi Zeraki (Post 172725)
I think the danish are quite cool actually..

They won't be very "cool" once they find themselves in the fiery confines of Satan's homersexual BDSM dungeon! :thumbdown:

KJV4me 04-15-2008 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Danish....Scum? (Post 172745)
So its basicly a sin not being born an American?

The United State of America does accept immigrants. Just fill out the form, pay the processing fee, accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour, and wait in line (and learn the American language). You should get your citzenship within a decade or two.

Its really a very simple and rewarding process!

Ezekiel Bathfire 04-15-2008 09:26 AM

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I thought you might like to see what the Danes show on daytime TV (translation by my nephew Zebulun):

10:30 Stealing bats
11:10 Lust for Gold
11:30 A Morning in my Niece’s Bedroom (porn)
12:00 Update on Masochism
12:10 Camping (homersexual stuff)
12:35 Rape with Brutality (children’s program)
12:55 VD treatment (with startling graphics)
13:25 The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant)
13:50 Like Super Mario but worse
14:20 Come Hither – (priests enticing choirboys)
14:50 Update on Masochism for Children
15:00 Update on Masochism

All this is broken up by adverts for bacon, butter, beer and porn.


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