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Thomas Taylor 11-13-2012 04:46 AM

Proof of why our kids should not watch Sesame Street
 
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Elmo is a sick and twisted homer.

Just read that he has been arrested for being a homer and a pedo. Thank the Lord I have never allowed my children to watch this filth.
Is this just the tip of the iceberg. Was Elmo acting on his own or was he part of a network of homers/pedos. Could this be linked back to the evil BBC in England? No wonder Mitt wanted to get rid of Big Bird.

Mistress Cookie 11-13-2012 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tomas Torquemada (Post 948693)
Elmo is a sick and twisted homer.

Just read that he has been arrested for being a homer and a pedo. Thank the Lord I have never allowed my children to watch this filth. Is this just the tip of the iceberg. Was Elmo acting on his own or was he part of a network of homers/pedos.

What was surprising about the young victim coming forth was that he actually LIVED to tell the tale! Once they're done mauling and debauching them, the HomoGays and LezzieLoos usually use the "fresh meat" that they kidnap in ritual sacrifices.

This one somehow escaped.

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Elmo Puppeteer Accused of Underage Relationship

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Kevin Clash, the voice and puppeteer of Elmo on “Sesame Street” for more than two decades, took a leave of absence from the show on Sunday after an unsubstantiated report that he had a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy.

The news threw one of the most trusted preschool properties into turmoil as the show’s nonprofit producer, Sesame Workshop, moved quickly to protect the 43-year-old brand, estimated by Forbes to be worth more than $500 million.

Elmo is one of the PBS program’s most famous Muppets, with his own 11-minute segment called “Elmo the Musical” in each daily show.

Mr. Clash’s leave was granted Sunday after it became clear that the Web site TMZ was planning to run an article. It was given so that Mr. Clash, 52, could “deal with this false and defamatory allegation,” Sesame Workshop said in a statement.

H. Melvin Ming, the president and chief executive of Sesame Workshop, called the accusation damaging to the company. “There is such a close association to Elmo as being the rock star of preschoolers, so any association with something that is perceived and in reality is behavior not becoming to a puppet will have some difficulty for us,” Mr. Ming said in a phone interview.

In a statement, Mr. Clash said he had a relationship with the accuser, who is now 24, that “was between two consenting adults,” and added, “I am deeply saddened that he is trying to make it into something it was not.”

Mr. Ming said he was confident that the show — and the character — would survive. “We’ve been through the abrupt demise of Jim Henson,” creator of the Muppets, “and the passing of our beloved Count,” he said. “Our characters are bigger than a voice or hand.”

Carl the wop 11-13-2012 09:30 PM

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Bert and Ernie were always suspicious to me. Definitely a subliminal message about the homer lifestyle..

Mistress Cookie 11-13-2012 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Carl the wop (Post 948881)
Bert and Ernie were always suspicious to me. Definitely a subliminal message about the homer lifestyle..

"The Count" wore flashy clothes, too.

I do not trust men in capes.
http://images.wikia.com/muppet/image...t-fullbody.jpg

Carl the wop 11-13-2012 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie (Post 948886)
"The Count" wore flashy clothes, too.

I do not trust men in capes.

True.. he made me think of a Goth Liberace..

ready4rapture 11-14-2012 02:47 AM

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I let my kids watch Elmo once, big mistake. We made them stop when I realized Elmo idolizes a gold fish.

Thomas Taylor 11-14-2012 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ready4rapture (Post 948996)
I let my kids watch Elmo once, big mistake. We made them stop when I realized Elmo idolizes a gold fish.

Elmo idolizes anything he can fit up his orifice.

Ex-soccer player 11-14-2012 05:33 PM

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http://assets.flavorwire.com/wp-cont...11/oscar50.jpg

Unsaved "entitled" 47% moocher enjoying social housing provided by Big Government, making fun of God and job creators :thumbdown:

Is this a role model to children? :angry:

Mistress Cookie 11-14-2012 08:39 PM

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Unsaved "entitled" 47% moocher enjoying social housing provided by Big Government, making fun of God and job creators :thumbdown:

OMG. Is that horrible creature a male or a female???

Probably has 20 Welfare kids, at least....

Sickening.
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Ex-soccer player 11-14-2012 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie (Post 949371)
OMG. Is that horrible creature a male or a female???

I suppose he's some kind of male, but nobody knows for sure because the little freeloader is too lazy to ever leave his welfare domicile. Big Bird had to carry the garbage can to the polling station to let him vote for Obama. Big Bird seemed to be very anxious for Obama to win :D

Mistress Cookie 11-14-2012 11:19 PM

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It looks like it's some kind of drug pusher, too, with those big, crazy "crack eyes". You just drop your cash in the trash can, and the drugs come rattling out.

Clever.
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