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Rev. Jim Osborne 09-06-2011 09:25 PM

Infamous Helly-wood Harlot Doris Day Going Broke!!!
 

Shout GLORY!

The respected newspaper, Globe, has reported that the reason Doris Day is attempting to make a comeback is because she is going broke.

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In the September 5th, 2011 issue of Globe Magazine their cover story is Doris Day‘s Comeback Secret ‘ Blazoned accros the cover is ‘Insiders fear – Doris Day Going Broke’ and they have the info on the real reason she’s making a comeback a 87. The also claims she is making her first album in 20 years. Doris had an entertainment career that spanned through almost 50 years, Day started her career as a big band singer in 1939, but only began to be noticed after her first hit recording, “Sentimental Journey”, in 1945.


Globe claims: At 87, showbiz legend Doris Day is releasing a new album – but it’s not just for her fans. Insiders claim she’s going broke! You’ll learn all the details of how one of Hollywood’s most beloved stars may be facing the same dire money woes as millions of other aging Americans — all in this week’s GLOBE.

Doris was famous for her ‘girl next door image’ and she recorded more than 650 songs during her career. Doris was also an actress and become the top-ranking female box-office star of all time and ranked sixth among the top ten box office performers as of 2009. I hope this story is just pure speculation on the part of Globe!
Needless to say, once Doris's album is released it will be immediately banned from the city limits of Freehold. Anyone caught in possession of such contraband will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Bobby-Joe 09-06-2011 09:41 PM

Re: Infamous Helly-wood Harlot Doris Day Going Broke!!!
 
GLORY, Doris day thought she could tramp it up for the last 80 years, well Jesus is saying its pay back time.

FACT: possession of ANY Doris day material in Freehold City limits is considered Self Sodomy by masturbation and punishable by six month in jail, but that isn't enough. We need to get President elect Perry to adopt this anti-Doris Day policy as law of the land for the country. It is time to clean America up!

Zechariah Smyth 09-06-2011 10:32 PM

Re: Infamous Helly-wood Harlot Doris Day Going Broke!!!
 
"Girl next door image" ?????

Sure, if the girl next door is a drunken half-clothed whore.

:blech:

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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Bobby-Joe 09-06-2011 10:40 PM

Re: Infamous Helly-wood Harlot Doris Day Going Broke!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 792557)
"Girl next door image" ?????

Sure, if the girl next door is a drunken half-clothed whore.

:blech:

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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And if the girl next door's ONLY ambition was to talk you fourteen year old son into dressing in drag and become a sex slave to a fifty year old gay man! Doris Day's objective has been the homerfication of the American male for the last fifty years. Look what she did to Rock Hudson for the love of God!

HTannor 09-06-2011 10:53 PM

Re: Infamous Helly-wood Harlot Doris Day Going Broke!!!
 
Don't forget some of this harlot's most popular movies were when she co-starred with that notorious queer, Rock Hudson.



Satan - why haven't your grabbed her yet?







Pastor Ezekiel 09-07-2011 02:48 AM

Re: Infamous Helly-wood Harlot Doris Day Going Broke!!!
 
This will be most welcome news for Brother Monty, who harbors a deep-seated (yet True Christian™) hatred for the harlot Doris Day.

Mrs. Mary Whitford 09-07-2011 04:47 AM

Re: Infamous Helly-wood Harlot Doris Day Going Broke!!!
 
Interesting. I wonder how that ties in to the obviously related story of B. Hussein Obama's booze binge. :hmmm:

Blonde Bombshell 09-13-2011 01:55 AM

Re: Infamous Helly-wood Harlot Doris Day Going Broke!!!
 
isn't she in PETA?


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