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Alterboy 04-09-2013 12:25 AM

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If evolution was real surely it would be ongoing am I correct? Why aren't apes evolving into humans right now?

Bobby-Joe 04-09-2013 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Alterboy (Post 993385)
If evolution was real surely it would be ongoing am I correct? Why aren't apes evolving into humans right now?

Because the apes know they will get our jobs handed to them by the socialists, so why should an ape work? That's why!

theantibronyassassin 04-09-2013 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by The antibronytrooper (Post 991929)
This one baffles me what side do I take I don't like bronies (hence the name the antibronytrooper) or do I take the side of the baptists (even though I have no idea what the difference between a catholic and a Baptist is anyway) can someone please explain that to me

So which side do I take?

need some help trooper:lex_12:

theantibronyassassin 04-09-2013 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 991932)
Friend, the best side to take is on the right hand side of the Blessed Redeemer, Christ Jesus! If you are on the left side, you'll be shuffled off with the goats, and that's not such a good place to be (Matthew 25:31-33; 46).

witch side to take.

obviously antibronys because bronys are a bunch of week minded man children who obviously get controlled by this stupid show and try to start trying to get all of earths Inhabitants to join them witch started this war when they came to the wrong door step trying to get inhabitants to watch but the extremely angry people who started antibronys and so the war begins and only one will stand:lex_12:

The antibronytrooper 04-09-2013 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by theantibronyassassin (Post 993416)
need some help trooper:lex_12:

I see that high command has finally sent reinforcements... So what does command need to be done?

theantibronyassassin 04-09-2013 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by The antibronytrooper (Post 993418)
I see that high command has finally sent reinforcements... So what does command need to be done?

command ordered the me to reinforce being this deep in enemy lines:ph34r:

Pim Pendergast 04-09-2013 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by theantibronyassassin (Post 993419)
command ordered the me to reinforce being this deep in enemy lines

We're here to talk about God, friend. Please start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Paragon of virtue 04-09-2013 08:59 AM

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I guess Mark 9:40 applies here. Any one against the perversion of My Little Pony and their liberal bastardization of the ideals of 'Tolerance and Love' should be an ally for us. As a recovering Brony, I know just how hard it can be to overcome the sick, perversion. I used to be out on the streets every night begging for change. A lot of good people thought that I was spending the money on food, but if you looked over in skid row--which is what I call the toy section at Wal-Mart or other department stores--you would find me with the other Bronies buying blind-bags, and fashionista play-sets. When I bottomed out I was found half conscious on the mini-carousel in front of the local Toys R Us still clutching a custom designed Sunny Rays...it was 3 a.m. and I was in my underwear. After that my family had to finally have an intervention with me. I started to put my life back together and even made a move out here to the Middle East, but the specter of my old addictions still haunt me to this day every time I go near a ranch, pasture, or apple farm. I just pray that everyone can be strong in the face of such a threat, and especially think about the children.

The antibronytrooper 04-09-2013 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Paragon of virtue (Post 993427)
I guess Mark 9:40 applies here. Any one against the perversion of My Little Pony and their liberal bastardization of the ideals of 'Tolerance and Love' should be an ally for us. As a recovering Brony, I know just how hard it can be to overcome the sick, perversion. I used to be out on the streets every night begging for change. A lot of good people thought that I was spending the money on food, but if you looked over in skid row--which is what I call the toy section at Wal-Mart or other department stores--you would find me with the other Bronies buying blind-bags, and fashionista play-sets. When I bottomed out I was found half conscious on the mini-carousel in front of the local Toys R Us still clutching a custom designed Sunny Rays...it was 3 a.m. and I was in my underwear. After that my family had to finally have an intervention with me. I started to put my life back together and even made a move out here to the Middle East, but the specter of my old addictions still haunt me to this day every time I go near a ranch, pasture, or apple farm. I just pray that everyone can be strong in the face of such a threat, and especially think about the children.

So are we at an agreement that The bronies must be stopped??

Paragon of virtue 04-09-2013 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by The antibronytrooper (Post 993430)
So are we at an agreement that The bronies must be stopped??

It is agreed.

Zechariah Smyth 04-09-2013 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The antibronytrooper (Post 993430)
So are we at an agreement that The bronies must be stopped??

I seem to have missed your thread in the Introduction Forum.

<_<

YiC,

Z. Smyth

AthiestBrony 04-19-2013 02:52 PM

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Honestly how can you even look in the mirror every morning? You constantly insult and assault anyone who is different, you see piffleing Satan everywhere, and you constantly judge those you seem less than you. Yes I am an Atheist, I do not believe in a god, I believe in Nietzche's philosophy of "God is Dead." I am also a Brony. I like the show not because I am a pedophile, pervert, incestuous, or god knows whatever else you people can think of. (Pun intended). I like the show because of it's writing, it's animation, the characterization, and the overall campy theme. The rainbow character is not promoting homosexuality, she's simply rainbow coloured. If one were to say that a Rainbow promotes homosexuality, then the sky must be pretty piffleing gay!

Seriously, get your heads out of your backsides, learn to appreciate stuff that isnt your closed cult, and live a little.

Nobar King 04-19-2013 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by AthiestBrony (Post 996206)
I like the show not because I am a pedophile, pervert, incestuous, or god knows whatever else you people can think of.

So, you admit that you piffled your baby sister? This is exactly what I would expect from an atheist AND a brony.

Mary Etheldreda 04-19-2013 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by AthiestBrony (Post 996206)
Honestly how can you even look in the mirror every morning? You constantly insult and assault anyone who is different, you see piffleing Satan everywhere, and you constantly judge those you seem less than you. Yes I am an Atheist, I do not believe in a god, I believe in Nietzche's philosophy of "God is Dead." I am also a Brony. I like the show not because I am a pedophile, pervert, incestuous, or god knows whatever else you people can think of. (Pun intended). I like the show because of it's writing, it's animation, the characterization, and the overall campy theme. The rainbow character is not promoting homosexuality, she's simply rainbow coloured. If one were to say that a Rainbow promotes homosexuality, then the sky must be pretty piffleing gay!

Seriously, get your heads out of your asses, learn to appreciate stuff that isnt your closed cult, and live a little.

Why all the hostility, friend? Come learn about Jesus and be filled with the Holy Spirit! You will reap such benefits ponies could never offer:

But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
Galatians 5:22-23

AthiestBrony 04-19-2013 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 996207)
So, you admit that you piffled your baby sister? This is exactly what I would expect from an atheist AND a brony.

Actually I meant the opposite of that. That's why I said I am NOT those things. Also you just proved my point of Christians not accepting people who are not Christian.

AthiestBrony 04-19-2013 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 996208)
Why all the hostility, friend? Come learn about Jesus and be filled with the Holy Spirit! You will reap such benefits ponies could never offer:

<b>
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
Galatians 5:22-23
</b>

Honestly, I enjoy being an Atheist, I went to a Catholic school for five years. However I chose to go by logic and not magic.

Professor Bessemer 04-19-2013 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by AthiestBrony (Post 996211)
Honestly, I enjoy being an Atheist, I went to a Catholic school for five years. However I chose to go by logic and not magic.

Ah, now I understand why you hate Jesus. Many Catholic rape victims reject God out of shame and anger. But they do not realize that Catholics are not Christians.

Let us help you heal and come to Jesus friend, only He can make the shame and hurt go away. Glory!

AthiestBrony 04-19-2013 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer (Post 996217)
Ah, now I understand why you hate Jesus. Many Catholic rape victims reject God out of shame and anger. But they do not realize that Catholics are not Christians.

Let us help you heal and come to Jesus friend, only He can make the shame and hurt go away. Glory!

I wasn't raped, I just decided that I wanted to explore other things that aren't religion.

AthiestBrony 04-19-2013 05:42 PM

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Seriously how are Bronies bad? Is there evidence of them engaging in bestiality, incest, rape, or pedophilia? All you are doing is making assumptions based on a fandom. You know Jesus assumed that Judas was pretty damn cool and we all know how that turned out...:jesus::jesus::jesus::jesus::jesus::jesus::j esus::jesus::jesus::jesus::jesus::jesus:

Paragon of virtue 04-19-2013 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AthiestBrony (Post 996206)
I like the show not because I am a pedophile, pervert, incestuous, or god knows whatever else you people can think of. (Pun intended).

A pun may have been intended, but there certainly isn't one in your post to be detected. Puns are considered the absolute lowest form of comedy. The term brony in itself is somewhat of a pun, but it isn't very punny. Do you see how easy it is to make a pun? Here are a few easy ones: How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him! How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way! This one is a little bit more advanced: The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."


As a former Brony I know how hard it can be to leave the herd. Once these ponies get their hooves into you it's hard to overcome the sinister urges that accompany the wicked show. I hope you can be strong

/)*(\ Remember, this symbol holds no real power--only the power you give it!


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