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Keeping in mind Jesus is watching us men at ALL times may help. |
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Matthew 5:28 28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. |
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Brother Sword, get a hold of yourself! Er, I mean, get yourself under control!
Sorry I waved temptation under your nose like that, but let's look at the bright side: You proved to yourself that you were able to do the right thing! |
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What is these "Handzoff" cream and gum ?
How it works, how can it help against M-ing? I tried to search info about it on google, but nothing found. |
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HandzOff is really a wonderful product: When applied to one's genitals, it has an immediate anesthetic effect, causing the area to become as numb as if you'd injected it with Novocaine. However, if you then rub that area with any amount of vigor, the HandzOff cream rapidly breaks down, releasing a powerful capsaicin-based compound that will make your p**** feel like it got to Hell ahead of you, and is already burning. |
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Whoa, thank you for that testimonial, Sword! Sounds like you really dodged a bullet there. Or several bullets.
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for immediate relief I suggest using products you may already have in your home, such as Icy Hot or rubbing some Cayenne pepper on your hand before touching your tallywhacker. I am also aware that some of the Brothers use Dong Tongs so as not to have actual contact with their nether regions. http://kamasutraproject.com/wp-conte...0/08/tongs.jpg Helpful, Sister Thumper |
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I checked out the verses against masturbation and I know of one more. It's 1 John 3:9 Whoever has been born of God does not sin, for His seed remains in him and he cannot sin because he has been born of God.
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I'm actually not sure what to make of it exactly, I just know it's against masturbation and my current pastor doesn't seem to want to confirm that for me. It's troubling really. I'm sure God gave me that verse, but all the commentaries I've looked up don't seem to say the obvious. That it's talking about masturbation. The greek word for seed there is sperma, so yeah, I'm sure it's talking about that.
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How does one remove the label unsaved trash.. as I am royaly in the Kingdom of heaven. I assume it's by way of how I talk in the forum.. but still to assume that is bad. It's better to say under investigation and leave it at that.
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Do you barge into someone's living room and start criticizing their furniture? Yours in Christ, Z. Smyth P.S. You aren't in Heaven. |
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I'm sorry I keep posting like this, I just keep thinking of things to say. Anyway I do want to join this super awesome kool, terrific, power filled, faith filled group!!! I know I can have more prayers answered if I beat m once in for all. I don't want to be double minded any more on this issue. It's nice to know there are people who think and feel the same way!
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You can find information about this and more HERE (including, Why am I labeled "Unsaved Trash" and "Under Investigation"? That's hurtful). It seems you've forgotten to introduce yourself! Please go ahead and do so HERE, so that we can greet you properly. :) |
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When I activated my account and when I regestered it didn't say anything about there being extra rules. And my spirit is seated in heaven next to Christ. Ephesians 2:6 "And God raised us up with Christ and seated us with him in the heavenly realms in Christ Jesus" And while metaphors can be helpful, just because you use one doesn't mean it makes the point you draw right. It seems rude to me to do that to people.
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Only Landover Baptist Church can guarantee Salvation©, so until a legitimate pastor and personal friend of Jesus Christ says you're Saved©, you're still considered, spiritually and generally speaking, unsaved trash. I hope that helps. :) |
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I think an Anti-Masturbation club is a great idea. Not masturbating is a lot more fun if you do it in a group.
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I'd also like to join.
I created a separate thread for male chastity devices. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786 |
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1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world. We are True-Christians™ and we are never wrong.:innocent: 1 John 4:4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world. 4:5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them. 4:6 We are of God: he that knoweth God heareth us; he that is not of God heareth not us. Hereby know we the spirit of truth, and the spirit of error. We abide in Him and He in us therefore, we are never guilty of the word that you used incorrectly. It is rude to come into a Church Forum, such as this Godly Church Forum®, and to accuse the Brethren of being rude; now that is rude(used correctly), friend. 1 John 2:27 But the anointing which ye have received of him abideth in you, and ye need not that any man teach you: but as the same anointing teacheth you of all things, and is truth, and is no lie, and even as it hath taught you, ye shall abide in him. |
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Psalm 118 118:15 The voice of rejoicing and salvation is in the tabernacles of the righteous: the right hand of the LORD doeth valiantly. 118:16 The right hand of the LORD is exalted: the right hand of the LORD doeth valiantly. And where two or three of us are gathered together, there the Lord is in the midst of us. Matthew 18:19 Again I say unto you, That if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven. 18:20 For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them. Little become much when Jesus is in it! Isaiah 60:22 A little one shall become a thousand, and a small one a strong nation: I the LORD will hasten it in his time. Amen! Ephesians 3:20 Now unto him that is able to do exceeding abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that worketh in us, |
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