What is twerking.
Hello Landover Baptist Church.
I needed to go to the supermarket and so I put on some long pants because I do not like wearing Bermuda shorts in public and I came in to the living room and my boxer shorts were riding up so I shook my hips up and down to get them to settle the men will know what I am talking about. The colored girl who works for me she smells like coconuts she said oh daddy you got your twerking down cold even though it was not cold and I am not her father she is from the Caribbean. I did not know what twerking meant so I asked her and she said oh daddy that is when you grind it like you don't mind it but the bench grinder is in my garage and I already told you I am not her father. She said your girl Miley was twerking it tonight but I have two daughters and they are not named Miley I am beginning to think she smokes reefers. Thank you. Rusty |
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I thought it was slang for masturbation while high on amphetamines and choking yourself.
Maybe someone more worldly than I can explain. |
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I have it on good authority that it is a Negroe mating ritual, that involves gyrating hips and sweaty half nudity. Usually performed after imbibing "purple drank"
Watch out Brother Rusty, she might be trying to "bed the massa" Yours in Him DAM |
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Thank you. Rusty |
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I don't know what it is, but it sounds disgusting and extremely dirty.
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Twerking is what nigras don't ever do. They say it like this, "I ain' twerking fer you now that Obama is president!"
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I had never heard the expression and made the awful mistake of looking up the verb to twerk in the so-called Urban Dictionary. Here is what I found:
The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience. I found the missing apostrophe extremely offensive, and the video was very nearly as bad. I am not going to link to it directly, in case anyone here has neglected to block their children's access to the forums. But you can find it here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twerk :o |
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NO. twerking is not satanic. twerking is a mildly sexual form of dancing, made especially popular by pop singer Miley Cyrus. It's just kind of swinging your butt in the air while music is playing, it's completely harmless. :wacko:
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its not asking for sex, its just dancing, but its labeled as sexual.
and god created sex too, sex isnt an evil thing. |
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Isn't 'twerking' some sort of homosexualistic mating ritual that the queers do (like inflating their anus) to attract other queers? I prefer to read the KJV Bible.
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Twerking is where one (usually a young gibbon) shakes her butt. The most common form is wall twerking, where the girl does a handstand and leans against the wall and shakes her butt.
Miley Cyrus twerked during her VMA Performance. |
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Welcome then canuk.
We would like to know more about you. We invite you to post an introduction in the introduction section. What Church do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse? What type of revolver do you favor? |
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Hello Landover Baptist Church.
There is a town in Louisiana that has made twerking illegal here is the story: "Twerking is a defiant act against Jesus and his teachings." I have not made a link before if I did it wrong please correct it. I am glad that people are starting to take action against this evil dancing. Thank you. Rusty P.S. I want to say again that I was not twerking I was trying to fix my underpants. |
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I hadn't known what twerking was either, but seeing the posts in this thread, it seems as if only Satan would approve of such an activity. Why would anybody shake their butt in the air to ask for sex?
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I think tweaking is a gay sex act where the anus is stretched to the breaking point with two sets of forcepts.
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