How to Stump an Atheist!
Recently, I've stumbled on this piece of Godly Biblical Logic by True Christian™ Brother David J Stewart, over at Jesus.is.Saviour.com (emphasis added by me):
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-_- i be in awes of that bootiful logicks, Mr.Disciple. it gonna stumps them stumpy liddle athiests, yay! :D here be pickture of athiest readin your post http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66...ped_athian.jpg |
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Brother Stewart is another wealth of Christian wisdom. Much like Pastor Anderson.
I'm not sure why Brother Stewart chooses to live in Guam though, as opposed to returning home. |
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Maybe we should take up an extra Love Offering for him this month. :thumbsup: |
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Um, atheist here, and that hardly stumps me. I will not believe in aliens until I have solid evidence of their existence.
Likewise, I will not believe in God until I have solid evidence of their existence. What's the problem here, exactly? I'd like to ask you - do you automatically reject the testimonies of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens, but take seriously similar claims of some sort of divine or miraculous encounter with God or angels? |
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I always thought the best way to stump an atheist was to slip them part way into a log chipper.
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/custo...avatar11_2.gif Bobby-Joe has a picture of the klan as his dp. Nazis in muh Jesus?:jesus:
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I guess old Ross here has never heard of or has seen a Christian Soldier. Had he spent time in Church instead of on the street stealing apples, he might of known that.
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No, everyone knows Nazis were atheists, just like Barrack Obama. |
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Read this for more information about how the DCFS (Department of Child and Family Services) tried to destroy the family of Brother Stewart by abducting his daughter!:angry: Quote:
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Brother Stewart was right. You clearly are stumped!:lol: Quote:
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I won't believe in aliens until I have proof of them. Yes, I have not searched the whole universe, but neither have I searched the whole universe for leprechauns, the easter bunny, or the planet Krypton, but I have no reason to believe in them until evidence of them comes to light. |
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If you feel this does not meet the burden of proof, I am afraid you will have to go away or be banned as a apparition. |
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God does not fill the criteria, sadly. He hasn't written anything. All we have is the word of people who claim to have heard or just somehow vaguely were inspired by him... |
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You want to take a good look at THIS thread, which offers not one, not two, but FIFTY proofs that God exists. :rtfm: By the way, don't you have some borscht to cook? Do you even have your Husband's permission to be posting here? Or is he passed out on vodka somewhere? :angry: |
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Considering how ignorant your first comment was, I hardly think I need to worry about your cliched, stereotypical insults. |
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"No person can honestly claim to be an atheist. To do so is to deny the existence of alien life, and who can honestly say that they've explored the entire universe?"
That is an extremely ignorant statement. Being Atheist is denying the presence of an almighty being, such as God, not aliens. That's just like saying that Atheists don't believe in ghosts, because it "denies" the possibility of them actually existing. And who can honestly say that you've actually experienced the whole Bible? I say "nonsense" because there is NO evidence whatsoever of such radical claims. There is also no evidence that a God exists. I respect the fact that you feel that God is real because the Bible says so, but you can't base EVERYTHING in your life from a book that was written 2000 years ago. That's just like living your life based off of Greek Mythology, which people did in the past, and you see that as "atheism" Also, before anyone here goes on a screaming tirade about how "I'm Atheist", let me say this: I am a devote Catholic, I attend Mass regularly, and I try to help as much in my Church's community. Don't assume that, just because I'm helping someone's argument, I'm Atheist. I'm really just annoyed at the fact that almost everyone here is willing to attack another person because they have different view points on how one should live life. Nobody here has the right to say who is and who isn't headed for "Hell" You can not use the arguments that Jesus told you, or that God told you. Because, both of them are supposed to be caring, forgiving entities. They are not the harvesters of death, as I have read that many of you "True Christians" see them to be. |
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Double post, but:
Dear Communist Harlot; You want to take a good look at THIS thread, which offers not one, not two, but FIFTY proofs that God exists. :rtfm: By the way, don't you have some borscht to cook? Do you even have your Husband's permission to be posting here? Or is he passed out on vodka somewhere? :angry: Seeing as you live in America, isn't Sexism illegal? Because I thought that you had Womans' Rights in your country? And I don't remember Russia being the USSR anymore, I think that's been over for a while now. |
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