Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!
Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol!
We have warned about Superman before, but unfortunately Disney keeps making those horrible Superman movies. Somehow no one notices all these movies tell exactly the same story. This year another one of these puke inducing horrors will hit our theaters. What is Superman? As decent Christians probably never heard of Superman, allow me to explain. Superman is a fictional character made up in 1932 by the Jesus hating Canadians Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. Almost everything about Superman is stolen from the Biblical story of Samson (Judges 16:21-31). Superman is an illegal alien who beats up decent Republican American business leaders and forces everyone to become a communist. To make matters worse he has a second identity, Clark Kent, who is a liberal journalist attacking everything that is great about America. Superman is the ultimate false prophet: Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." As soon as you are successful, you become a target for Superman: http://i.imgur.com/8cltA2C.jpg Superman died and came back from the grave, sound familiar? I have to admit I had a happy day when in 1992 the Superman authors finally gave up on repeating the same story over and over again and killed Superman. Finally our youth could start concentrating on the one and only real superhero: Jesus Christ. Christians all over the world celebrated this joyous occasion. But unfortunately we underestimated the evil of the Superman authors. As soon as the Superman authors noticed children bettering their lives and turning to Jesus Christ, they got angry and evil and decided to commit the ultimate crime. They stole the holy story of Jesus Christ' resurrection and made Superman come back from the grave! Superman even stopped shaving to make him resemble Jesus Christ as much as possible: http://i.imgur.com/qlnttXY.jpg Superman is presented as our hope bringing savior, sound familiar? While in reality Superman is destroying the American enterprise, he pretends to be the ultimate savior of mankind bringing hope and salvation. Yet another thing the authors stole directly from the Holy Bible: 1 John 3:3 "And every man that hath this hope in him purifieth himself, even as he is pure." Superman pretends to bring hope to America, not unlike that other liar Obama: http://i.imgur.com/EZwOtX2.jpg The Ultimate Gay Sex symbol. Superman's closest friend is Batman. Another horrific creation, whose sole purpose is to seduce innocent children to get tight rubber SM clothing and break God's commandments. Superman's "underwear on the outside" clothing is clearly designed for one purpose only. To draw attention to his tallywhacker! Since Superman is targeted towards boys, as girls are too busy cooking and cleaning, the only purpose this serves is to promote the gay deathstye! Something God clearly hates: Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27. Shamelessly promoting gay sex: http://i.imgur.com/ebcG9tj.jpg?2 Superman's closest friends Batman and Robin, it doesn't get more gay than this: http://i.imgur.com/Xxp4rGW.jpg The latest version of Superman is gayer than ever: http://i.imgur.com/byvyUNg.jpg?2 |
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Jesus is the real superman in my life :-)
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He sews his own leotard. GAY!!!
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I wonder who would win in a fight; Jesus or Superman? Of course the question is invalid considering Superman is fiction (and terrible fiction at that). Hypothetically though, Jesus would drop kick him clear back to Vulcan (after slamming through Mittens precious Kolob):angry:
Anyway - look at this, not only is Superman a damned queer, he's also a pedo (is he catholic or something?) http://weeklyworldnews.files.wordpre...pg?w=350&h=371 |
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i wonder how the word gaylord came about?
The Lord is holy, of course he wants no part of that. |
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Superman is the figment of someone's imagination, not any different from Jesus Christ. The difference being that Superman is actually nice while Jesus Christ likes torturing everyone who refuses to follow him... Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." (John 14:6) |
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Today's lesson: the GOOGLE. Yeah. You can use it to find out stuff (and stuff). Look what I learned: Quote:
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I remember I was forced into a museum that it's sole exhibits at the time were Science Fiction, Horror, Rock n' Roll and Leather Jackets. Right as you walked into the Science Fiction exhibit you could see it, the Superman outfit, full erection. It took all the self control I had to choke down the vomit that was introduced when I saw it.
Everything about the show (originated from a comic, yet still) is homerotic. Point one was the outfit, his choice of friends is another Batman and his little boy called "Robin". Shame what horror this induced on to the population:tv_horror: |
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hes a man of steel
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He even used a donkey for his perverted hobby. Quote:
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Mat 27:55-56 And many women were there beholding afar off, which followed Jesus from Galilee, ministering unto him: among which was Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James and Joses, and the mother of Zebedees children. Quote:
2 Tim 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness. The only parts of the Bible that we take to be made-up stories are those that the Bible clearly indicates are parables (Mat 13:34, for example), but even then they have a divinely-inspired, infallible hidden meaning. |
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Are you on the drugs, sonny? How can we prove something that doesn't exist? |
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PRO-TIP the DaVinchi code is a known and documented fraud. |
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Well I suppose your really should drop the topic now Divine Fire since none of this are in your normal sources of information; Hollywood movies, 4chan Mems or anime cartoons. This would require you actually reading a book, which we both know is beyond your limited capabilities. |
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Superman has a base called the 'Fortress of Solitude' which is made out of crystals. It's basically an igloo made out of lucite dildos. GAY!!!
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