8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!
8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:b.../images/as.gif New Zealand is a small insignificant country on the edge of the world. It used to be part of England but everyone there forgot about it. There are a few True Christians™ there, but most of it's inhabitants are going straight to Hell.
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I believe reason #2 is enough.
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New Zealand has the highest amount of sheep rape cases in the entire
world What the heck is wrong with their women if this is such a problem? |
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Picture of a New Zealand sheep suit which New Zealand women use to seduce men: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wPYx90Frkj...Sheep+Suit.jpg |
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What kind of depravity is this? |
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Homersexual sheep rapists, huh? What kind of filth is this?
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As a proud New Zealander I have to take issue with the accuracy of some the points that you made here Brother Cranky.
The blue flag with six yellow stars is in fact the Australian flag. Our flag has only four stars: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__...b2/Nzflag5.gif The Union Jack means that we are part of the Commonwealth with Britain. The FOUR stars, the Southern Cross, are what the missionary Samuel Marsden saw in the sky when he gave the first New Zealand Christian Christmas service to Māori in 1814. Although the NZ economy is based on tourism, dairy products, forestry and sheep http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/New_zealand - we do in fact have less sheep than Australia and a smaller population of idle sheep farmers. Australia also has a famous song called 'Tie me kangaroo down sport' :http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...897637,00.html which describes marsupial bondage.:fear2: If you look closely at the sheep suit you will notice that it is surrounded by people wearing silly-looking green and yellow hats with corks hanging off them. Green and yellow are the Australian sports colours and the corks are to keep the nasty Aussie flies off them:aussie:. New Zealand sports clothes are usually black with a silver fern on them. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...s_logo.svg.png The furry in the sheep suit is in fact 'entertaining' Australians in Australia. The protestant work ethic is so strong down here: the belief in capitalism and the freedom of the individual has meant that some view us as apathetic. Many New Zealanders have strong faith and beliefs but we have developed them at distance and independently from most other civilised countries. We have fewer catholicks than Australia and fewer gothtards - Australia was the country that 19th missionary James Denney called "The Most Godless Place Under Heaven" and the name stuck. For our size, New Zealand has many full-immersion baptised and Biblical Christians. I was baptised in my local Baptist Church in 1986. New Zealand has only been a peaceful country in recent history, which is mainly because we have had a number of socialist leaders like B. Obama. Before we were settled and taught the ways of white folk by English missionaries my Māori ancestors were barbaric tribal savages. The basis of my ancestors' society was 'Utu' which loosely translates to 'An eye for an eye'. Every little grievance was settled by personal conflict. Since the 1850s most Māori leaders have had Faith in God and many have been Born Again. For over the last hundred years almost every conflict that the United States and Great Britain has been involved in, New Zealanders have played a part. Most New Zealand soldiers have been volunteers, such as the famous 28th (Māori) Battalion: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C4%81ori_Battalion Māori as an indigenous people have been treated better than almost all other first nations people in the world. New Zealand was colonised rather than invaded and most tribes got on with the, then, mostly British settlers. Māori have a Treaty with the government which has meant that all Māori have affirmative action plus grounds to settle any grievance that has occurred - and most of the important ones have been settled. As an example, nearly half of the fishing industry is owned or controlled by Māori. Surviving ancient Māori rock-art and most semi-precious stones like greenstone belong to the tribe that is associated with the land where they are found, and cannot be sold or traded without the consent of the tribe. The Sex Trade in New Zealand is thoroughly regulated, which means that the rate of AIDS and drug use among whores is controlled. Whores even have their own trade union: http://www.nzpc.org.nz/ Many of us fight to return New Zealand to Biblical Christian Values, such the criminalisation of prostitution, and we need your prayers. YIC Bryan. |
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Brothers, Brother Ezekiel Bathfire provided me with some long lost documents from the HMS Endeavour and these brought me some even more disturbing facts about New Zealand!
New Zealand is known in Maori as "The Land of the Long White Cloud" and here we have the vengeance of the Lord! Nahum 1:3 "The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet." From the log of HMS Endeavour: "On 6th October 1769, Nicholas Young, the surgeon's boy, sighted the coastline of New Zealand from the masthead of The Endeavour. Smoke was seen rising from the mainland and the Captain and the crew thus learned the land was occupied. However, the cloud that covered the island was seen as an ill-omen and this was later borne out when the Maori threatened the crew, for which trouble one was shot!" |
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I think that flag needs a few more Stars.
It's a shame that the Brits Pre-stole this little Island before we got there. Attachment 12042 |
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Ah you guys have no clue what your on about to be honest.
We were discoverd by the English because there was overcrowding in the country. They discoverd the maori and Christian missionarys decided to convert them to there religion. The stars is the Southern Cross. have you looked in that stars at night and seen it. I was use to navigate the stars before we have modern technology either that or it has a religious significance. We are part of the comonwealth. which means we were colonised by the English you people seem to have us mistaken for Australians. We have less sheep and we cartainly dont do sheep. we have more civilized water transport these days than cannos. we have good cruze ships and good trade we have joined forces with America before. I think we played a part in the Pacific War (Pearl Habour was around this time) because it was a threat to us. NZ is famous for the excelent rugby matches. we may have lost to many top teams but we are still the best in the world. Sorry fo some of the spelling. and I will not argue since I have played me point and wish to listen to yours. I know when to stop in an argument. |
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You have been misleaded by the word rape in the article. Have you heard of Rapeseed? Its common name is Canola and is used in Canola oil. I think you need to look a bit closer is says feeding which means the seed is eaten by the lamb or sheep. Just because the Maories arrived in cannoes does not mean we still use them. If we still use canoes so do you because you seem to be a bit confused about boats and canoes. again with the canoes, you seem to not care about modern New Zealand. Rugby is a proud sport just like Football and baseball is to your country. we have won against top teams. South Africa, Australia and others that I cant name. we do not cheat. Losing and Winning is a part of life and we accept that. We have not cheated and the Maori's have little respect for our ountry because we invaded it. |
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I live in this country, Know most of the history and legends and I watch the news. Your not getting my point about Rapeseed. Its a type of plant not something that comes out of a thing. here is rapeseed: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed we do not rape sheep that is all. I dive a Ford. Hummers a gas guzzlers and i am not of maori heritage and we still do not use canoes. We have lots of issues with Maori's around NZ. This guy was trying to scare them. they have no respect for what we do. our team is a hard working team that does ther honest best work on the feild. |
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And you still didn't respond to my question if the New Zealand Herald is lying or if your rugby team is indeed cheating. You can not have it both ways. Either your newspaper lies or your rugby team does! |
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I have it on good authority that after the brits dumped the all the crimminals in austrailia, the abos there dumped the worse of them in nz. The over crowding was not in the UK but in the aus.
Edit:My littlest, God Bless Him, came up to me after reading this. He said "PaPa? Aren't the zoo lander people like the crusties in the crapper from the upside down shrimp people (I think he was referring to the 'australians'-That word is to much for him to pronounce)?" He added (very insightful too) "God put those countries on the bottom of the Earth to make the trip to Hell shorter because they are all Heathens." |
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it is a joke they created. well we have abot 40 million sheep. so that about 10 sheep for every person. our population is about 4 million again its a joke! we have cars and sheep are not good for riding on. they cannot support a fully grown human. well they do have issues with us because we invaded there land. Your country is racist and i am certainly not. We have come to terms with them and have givin them land and parts of our beaches. well they would but i have seen both parts of the story of why we have issues. were you aware of the word apartheid in this article. this was relesed because somebody told them what this certain person said pior to the match against south africa because he wanted it for the future of rugby. he did not want new zealand to win. learn your history sir. it seems you are not aware of whats been said. the dates are all wrong for it to be a current event. it was just relesed a few days ago by evidence. were in 2010 not 1956. our team would never cheat. and papers can be misleading. Why target us? we have done nothing wrong to you country at all. |
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You do know that urban dictionary is the worse place to do your research. its misleading.
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