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Who won the World Cup? GERMANS!
What nationality was Hitler??? |
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There's a growing mountain of evidence that the Chancellor has been spotted at many soccer events...leading to the reopening of the assumption that he even died. I think there was a television show about it once. The soccer teams may be harboring this fugitive! http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/o...ver/soccer.jpg |
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Did you know that the so-called "hero of the American Soccer team" (Tim Howard) is an actual retard?
It's true. He's not the mongolid type of retarded, he's the kind that shouts out oscenities in Church and then claims he can't help it, because he's a retarded. :bad: |
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In a way, I am glad the United States didn't win. Despite living in a land of sin, we are not at the point of being so good at it, that we won the contest to seeing who could be the most sinful!
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Look here, Don; strong language is never welcome. |
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I've heard the nazi leader of soccer has stepped down.
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As a child my parents shielded me from this acursed sport, now that I realize all the evils involved I am so thankful
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Anyone that disagrees with the truth that God hates soccer is going to hell, period. Gays = spread evil = more gays = modern day Sodom and Gomorrah.
Look at those photos. It's clear as day, that the sporting fields turn into a modern day queer debauchery filled with evil. I'd be happy to see the field light on fire in front of them similar to what is described in Jude! Jude 1:7: Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire. |
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If this is a sport hated by God, why do the Catholic Church support it? If this is a sport that is sinful, why do Catholic countries have such big crows following it?
Well, because this happens on TV on Sunday night: http://elmeme.me/static/uploads/imag..._main_full.jpg And then this happens on Monday morning: http://diocesedepauloafonso.com.br/w.../07/Dia-14.jpg It is always about the children with the Catholic Church. |
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1: There are many precautions that prevent foul play from occurring in soccer. 2: Soccer requires many skills, including hand-eye coordination, high stamina, and strong leg muscles. They must also be able to analyze their current situation and their options at any given time. The reason soccer players have such high confidence is because of their coaches using the placebo effect. This also applies to physical abilities. If you did not read the article on the placebo effect, simply put, if you believe that you can do something, you will be more likely to succeed. 3: You cannot base the entire sport after one instance. 4: Speed is not always a good thing. The average match lasts for over two hours, so the players must conserve their energy for when they need it. As for the players covering only a small part of the field, they must be near the action, so that they can act when needed. There are two situations, they have the ball, or the other team has the ball. If they have the ball, they must stay close together so that they can pass the ball if the ball is about to be stolen. If the other team has the ball, they must be close together in order to minimize the opportunities for the opponent to pass. 5: Most sports games are held on Sunday, so by that logic, every sport is meant to keep people away from church. Also, many soccer matches start after church ends, so there is no reason to not be able to go to church and enjoy soccer. 6: Have you never hugged a close friend? Also, many places have showers without barriers, such as a public pool. 7: Natural Disasters destroy all kinds of places. 8: So are many other people. Humans are sinful by nature, you cannot limit this sin to only one group. 9: The "Nazi Symbol" also known as a swastika, used to be a symbol of well-being. Was your footage before WWII? Also, it is possible to know more than one language, and to use curse words in another language to avoid prosecution of those who do not speak it. 10: There is nothing wrong with France. There are many French Christians! The fact that France is successful at soccer doesn't prove anything. I doubt I've changed your mind, but I hope I've given you food for thought. |
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Double strike!
Sinful soccer and sinful Brazil reel before God's power http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2...lombia-76-dead And, as a little sideshow, He set forth a tempest on the crash site. |
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