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Ezekiel Bathfire 12-06-2018 09:49 PM

God Blesses America with More Oil!
 
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Largest continuous oil and gas resource potential ever
December 6, 2018
US Geological Survey
Summary:
USGS announces an assessment of continuous oil and gas in Texas and New Mexico's Delaware Basin, the largest USGS has ever conducted, with an estimate of 46.3 billion barrels of oil and 281 trillion cubic feet of natural gas.

If you have ever had any doubts that “Global Warming” is a hoax, then read the article above.

Mr Trump, who I sometimes suspect is the Voice of God on Earth, has already dismissed the socialist conspiracy theories of nay-sayers, merchants of doom, and misguided scientists. Even as they are licking their wounds from a tirade of trenchant Presidential criticism, God has blessed America just as His Prophet Mr Trump has said:

A really huge oil and gas field has been revealed unto mankind in Texas (Where else! Everything is huge in Texas!) so that America can continue to use the bounty of the Earth to create wealth that will trickle down to all citizens!

Not only that, but America can tell the Sand-nigras where they can get off and make then worship Jesus!

As the US prepares to enter a world that will make the Jetsons look like the Flintstones, I would ask you to ask yourselves this question:

If God knew that fossil fuel would cause Global Warming, would He have given it to us in such rich abundance?

Peak oil? Not when God’s on your side! It time to tear up all those stupid treaties, use some of the profits to open coal mines and get that oil refined and into your tanks!



Praise the Lord for His Abundance and Mercy!


Basilissa 12-07-2018 01:58 AM

Re: God Blesses America with More Oil!
 
Frack, baby, frack, is the new drill, baby, drill! I'm sure the people in Texas and New Mexico will appreciate flammable water with interesting colors and odors, as well as increase in quantity and intensity of earthquakes! :thumbsup:


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