Coon Pastor Drowns Trying to Copy Jesus
THIS kind of story makes me shake my head in despair. The darkies are just incapable of comprehending the majesty of Christ.
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Darwin wins this round, I guess. :lol: (but :()
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Just goes to show that this man did not have enough faith in Jesus and so Jesus Smote him with the drowning.
When will people realise that not just any old man can be a Pastor? And thank God that Jesus sent this obvious liar as a clear and obvious message that He loves us and we should love Him I have never met a True Christian™ who has drowned. Only sinners drown: that is the message. YIC |
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I despair of Africa. Did nobody even think to video it on their phone?
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Good grief, what is that "professor" talking about Jesus walking on ice? What a nutjob.
:wacko: Don't you think that if Jesus would've walked on ice it would've been DESCRIBED that way? Ice and snow and frost are all mentioned in the Bible, so it isn't like God invented them after this miracle. Some people. YiC, Zech |
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Such a easily avoided tragedy.
Had the nigra actually been a Christian (which is near impossible unless that are a graduate from the LBC Ex-Nigra Biblical School) Satan may not of led him to the depths of Hell. Furthermore, I think the creatures owners have some culpability. They need to watch better over their things. I hope they did not have the unmitigated gall to submit a loss claim with the insurance company. |
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We'll soon be getting emails from the beneficiaries of this nigra's will asking for our help to get his millions out to the West.
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Silly negro. He mustn't have been very bright.
1. It is a well known fact that negroes cannot swim 2. Do NOT mock :him-fancy: or He will strike you down. |
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Isaiah 43:2 tells us that the LORD doesn't allow His people to drown (I assume there is fine print somewhere, but still...) had this darkie been in good stead with the Heavenly Father, He would still be walking and leaping and praising God.
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