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Didymus Much 12-27-2013 04:14 AM

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?
 
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Originally Posted by IdontKnowWhatToPut (Post 1051345)
...Only one baby is born, all of the other sperm cells are killed!...

The difference is: when masturbating, you are responsible for all of those dead sperm babies (tough time keeping a straight [no pun intended] face here) whereas during intercourse God decides which one lives and then, yeah the rest die. But it's God doing the choosing, and whatever He does is Good™ and Perfect© (even if we, as humans in a modern world, all recoil in sheer horror at the atrocities described in the Bible).

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...BTW, I'm a gay atheist...
Oh, like there are none of those here. :rofl3:

Chester Longshire 12-27-2013 10:07 AM

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?
 
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Originally Posted by IdontKnowWhatToPut (Post 1051345)
But if that is the case then intercourse is a guaranteed eternity in Hell as well!

Only one baby is born, all of the other sperm cells are killed!

So everyone who has ever existed shall suffer in hell!

You are all a bunch of loonies, who opened the gates to the mental asylum?

BTW, I'm a gay atheist so you all can burn in the fiery pits of hell along with me :)

Ta ta, darlings!

Shockingly disgusting and hateful post brought to you by the poster child of the left's "tolerance" movement.

First of all, being a white Christian male, is the EPITOME of normality, whereas people like you belong in hell holes such as San Fransisco, Jew York City, and Amster-damned.

worthlessdavid 12-28-2013 05:52 AM

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Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?
Nope, thats why I am quiting it. :thumbsup:

And plus I don't want bad eye sight :( (or to make god more mad at me)

ExGay Alex 12-30-2013 09:09 AM

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?
 
I am one of the lucky ones. Even if an objectively attractive woman--one with supple, pouting breasts and firm thighs, for example--walks up to me and starts to flirt, it provokes virtually no sexual arousal in me at all.

Others are not so blessed. There is a good movie I recommend about teen-boy masturbation called "Cyber Seduction." It is about how a high school-aged swim team member becomes trapped in the clutches of internet porn. Just looking at women with large breasts ruins this poor man's life.

It is a good movie for the following reasons:

1. The movie does not depict him masturbating, mercifully leaving this aspect of the production to the viewer's imagination rather than to lurid, explicit imagery.

2. The boy is not a gaysexual, as he and his swim team buddies walk around without their shirts on a lot and this does not provoke arousal.

3. It has a good role model in his pimple-free, long-haired girlfriend, who is saving herself for marriage.

I have seen the film again and again and have shown it to young males to whom I minister one-on-one in my Christian apartment. I highly recommend it, and have submitted an excerpt below. At around 3:50, the teen turns to the internet starts to look at the forbidden. By 4 minutes in, you know that his genitals are probably really hard, pressing against his Hanes, possibly leaking just a little bit, and I always suggest to my ministerees that we pray at this point.


The movie does not show it, but I always assume that this young man dies and goes to Hell, where he is sodomized by demons and otherwise abused, and learns the pain and humiliation that are the true result of sexual arousal.

soulbanana 01-02-2014 05:50 PM

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?
 
How in the world do you molest yourself? It seems impossible...Maybe it's something else, but I just need to know the definition.

Mary Etheldreda 01-02-2014 06:39 PM

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?
 
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Originally Posted by soulbanana (Post 1052825)
How in the world do you molest yourself? It seems impossible...Maybe it's something else, but I just need to know the definition.

If you're looking for some kind of deviant, lusty how-to guide, you've come to the wrong place, mister. Go ask at a methodist church. They believe everything is fine and dandy with God.

:thumbdown:

I'm a tool 01-03-2014 01:14 AM

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?
 
yes, yes it is worth an eternity in hell.

James Hutchins 01-03-2014 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by are u srs (Post 1052935)
yes, yes it is worth an eternity in hell.

Friend, that moment of bliss as You release the millions of tortured souls from your genitals might seem like a good deal but in the ensuing minutes, as the crust of death hardens on your hands, sheets and clothes, the shame of begrudging the tiny babies the Breath of Life™ will have you weeping like a six year old girl.:nono:
Think about the unheard voices for a change.:o

I'm a tool 01-03-2014 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 1052942)
Friend, that moment of bliss as You release the millions of tortured souls from your genitals might seem like a good deal but in the ensuing minutes, as the crust of death hardens on your hands, sheets and clothes, the shame of begrudging the tiny babies the Breath of Life™ will have you weeping like a six year old girl.:nono:
Think about the unheard voices for a change.:o

well what do you think happens when you have sex with a girl? you think she's going to have a million little babies? no, all but one of those "tortured souls" die inside of her. and they would have died anyway, inside of you. so i mean. why not get the pleasure? besides---it's not like they're conscious of it. it's not like they're screaming while you ejaculate.... srsly man

James Hutchins 01-03-2014 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by I'm a tool (Post 1052949)
well what do you think happens when you have sex with a girl? you think she's going to have a million little babies? no, all but one of those "tortured souls" die inside of her. and they would have died anyway, inside of you. so i mean. why not get the pleasure? besides---it's not like they're conscious of it. it's not like they're screaming while you ejaculate.... srsly man

Friend, I never have sex with a girl. I perform the act of doing Gods Creation with my wife. He assures us that to enter into a wife, all of the act is required for Him to create life in her womb. I can assure you, the Creation of life is not some game done for the fun of it.
You perverts are disgusting.
1 Corinthians 7:3-5
3 Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.
4 The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.
5 Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

Here is what the Bible says about masturbation:
1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

Colossians 3:5
Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry:

You should write this down on a card. The next time you have a firm grip on your rigid member and are thinking about your sister or mother, read it.
Romans 1:26-27
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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I'm a tool 01-03-2014 03:13 AM

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?
 
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 1052952)
Friend, I never have sex with a girl.

well.. you have intercourse (sex) with a female (girl). so.. yeah, you do.

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I perform the act of doing Gods Creation with my wife. He assues us that to enter into a wife, all of the act is required for Him to create life in her womb. I can assure you, the Creation of life is not some game done for the fun of it.
but what about those little tortured souls that are dying in her ovaries? isn't god worried about them? or do they get their own hotel in heaven because there was nothing that the big man up there coul do about it? you totally discarded your previous "point", man.

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You perverts are disgusting.
i try. :innocent:

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You should write this down on a card. The next time you have a firm grip on your rigid member and are thinking about your sister or mother, read it.
thinking.. about my sister or mother? it's disgusting that you'd even suggest that. blegh. it's much more likely that i'm thinking of my hot, sexy boyfriend's smooth chest and that trail of hair leading down to you-know-where. mmm. i don't think a bible verse written down on a little card would do anything.

i'm totally kidding, by the way. but i mean, it stops people from having sex too early, most likely prevents countless teenage pregnancies, stops people from cheating on their significant other, and it just feels good. why the hecky would god disapprove of it?

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 01-03-2014 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by I'm a tool (Post 1052967)
well.. you have intercourse (sex) with a female (girl). so.. yeah, you do.



but what about those little tortured souls that are dying in her ovaries? isn't god worried about them? or do they get their own hotel in heaven because there was nothing that the big man up there coul do about it? you totally discarded your previous "point", man.



i try. :innocent:



thinking.. about my sister or mother? it's disgusting that you'd even suggest that. blegh. it's much more likely that i'm thinking of my hot, sexy boyfriend's smooth chest and that trail of hair leading down to you-know-where. mmm. i don't think a bible verse written down on a little card would do anything.

i'm totally kidding, by the way. but i mean, it stops people from having sex too early, most likely prevents countless teenage pregnancies, stops people from cheating on their significant other, and it just feels good. why the hecky would god disapprove of it?

Your body is not meant to be treated like some toy for your amusement/enjoyment.

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1 Corinthians 6:19 (1611 King James Bible)

What, know ye not that your body is the Temple of the holy Ghost which is in you, which yee haue of God, and ye are not your owne?
Besides, do you really think Jesus wants to see you diddling yourself? Come on, don't put Jesus through that. :nono:

HappyToBeMe 01-03-2014 08:12 PM

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?
 
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson (Post 511711)
THINK ABOUT THAT next time you are feeling randy and want to molest yourself.

For 30 seconds of pleasure you will spend an ETERNITY in HELL. If you are a male (as most masturbators are) All the the souls in the sperm you spilled will ALSO SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL. Yes, that is right! All your unborn sperms souls go to HELL too!

DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME!:evil_2:

1 Corinthians 6:18
"Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a man commits are outside his body, but he who sins sexually sins against his own body."





Next time you feel the urge to molest yourself, the Bible says you are better off cutting off that part of your body than to risk going to HELL.

Matthew 5:30


30And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into HELL. :devil:






THINK ABOUT THAT PERVERTS. JESUS IS WATCHING YOU! :jesussmile:



***PERVERTED IMAGE REMOVED BY ADMIN*** Also, a sperm cell only contains half the genetic information for a child. They're not proper "Children" as you put it.


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