Godless Brits Replace Baby Jesus With a Sausage Roll
It is up to we True Christians™ to win the War on Christmas. It is a world wide war and we must fight through every country.
The latest fight is in Britain. A big bakery chain there has manager scenes in its shop windows. The stores took Baby Jesus out of His cradle and replaced Him with a sausage roll. We need to stamp out blasphemy where ever we see it and Britain is where we need troops this week: Greggs’ portrayal of Jesus as a sausage roll echoes the Gospel of John, says biblical studies expert http://religionnews.com/wp-content/u...E-NATIVITY.jpg |
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It's making the Wise Men come off as though they are enticed by something that looks phallic. Is the man who put a sausage roll on Jesus's cradle implying that the Wise Men were three gay men ogling over a giant penis? I don't understand. Back when I used to be a gay, I would ogle over phallic shaped food without even realizing it. Putting it in my mouth and eating or sucking on them slowly. Only after I found Christ did I realize that this was a sin. I need to look away, lest the demons tempt me again.
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Re: Godless Brits Replace Baby Jesus With a Sausage Roll
I must admit that I was initially triggered by this (along with the ensuing outrage).
We do have to stop and consider that in celebrating the birth of the Baby Jesus we have to give thanks to Him for overturning Leviticus and the jew dietary laws and permitting the consumption of pork and bacon (although I sometimes wonder just how much pork is really in those British bangers - mostly filler if you ask me). If a few mooselimbs happen to be offended along the way I wouldn't complain. Quote:
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