My neighbor is a terminator!
I have an urgent problem. My new neighbor is a terminator. He talks exactly like a robot (monotonic voice), because he is obviously a robot disguised to look like a human. I am pretty sure he is programmed to annihilate mankind, or at least perform an abortion (read: punch the belly) on a random woman that is supposed to give birth to a resistance leader.
I have no idea which cult would bring this mechanical monster into my city, maybe Scientology, Apple, Aum Shrin Kyu or that Korean Moon worship cult. What should I do? These are the options I can think of right now: * Hijack the robot and try to disassemble it. * Hire a next door computer wizard to hack into the robot OS. * Coordinate a communion prayer effort to protect innocent people. * Alert the police. |
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I would go for option number 2; re-program the robot. Program it to spread the word of God. As a robot, it shouldn’t be obliged to obey secular law (as described in 1st Peter 2:13-17, Romans 13:1-7, not a man and no soul). A killer robot, not having to follow secular law, executing the commands of the KJV 1611 Bible… It’s something appealing about that thought.
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My brother! You must retreat far far away from this source of sin and corrupt essence! This surely be the work of Lucifer and his damned dreaded minions "scientists". Brother if escape is not an option I regret to inform you that you will be tainted by the essence and you will need to perform self purification in which you will go on a journey to meet the Lord himself. Tomorrow please begin the ceremony. First take a container of sheep blood. Smear the holy blood onto your face and chest. For then you can carefully cut your own throat and be on your way to God. IF you are a true believe of God then you will do this or you will be deemed a coward and an obvious enemy of God. Good luck to you brother. May your journey be righteous and swift. :jesus:
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I don't believe in terminators because they aren't in the Bible.
Most likely you are hallucinating. |
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Are the internets in the Bible(KJV1611)? Think on, missy! YIC |
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Another neighbor of mine told me today that the robot might be an actual human with autism. Sounds like bull to me. No way that a virus can transform a human being into a mechanical killing machine. I'm sure even a*tists realize that humans are born while robots are built.
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(Proverbs 19:20) "Hear counsel, and receive instruction, that thou mayest be wise in thy latter end." YiC, Zech |
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