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Omar al Gibberish 10-04-2010 11:01 AM

Salam alejkum
 
Jesus is my lord and saviour:sarcasm:

i shall give a simple Jesus fact and i want your reply:


Jesus from Nazareth- was a JEW:brimley:



anyways, i am honored to be here to tell you that
i am muslim and i pray to Alah:thumbsup:
i shall pray for you also:)

Ezekiel Bathfire 10-04-2010 11:08 AM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
Simply put Sir, your eternal soul is damned to the pits of hell if you fail to accept Jesus as your Savior. You may rant all you want but this is the simple truth as revealed in His Word in The Bible, KJV1611.

As far as Jesus being Jewish is concerned, as He is God and as His Father was God and as God is without race, I think you will have to admit your error.

Your lack of thought is typical of the Middle Eastern goatherding peasants who stubbornly cling to ancient folktales without question.

Omar al Gibberish 10-04-2010 11:17 AM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
:thumbdown:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 610214)

As far as Jesus being Jewish is concerned, as He is God and as His Father was God and as God is without race, I think you will have to admit your error.

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1.
You are JEW by your mothers side (not fathers as you try to reffer) and virgin Mary was... guess guess!!!! A JEW!:thumbdown:

2. God that you call "GOD" is Hebrew God, therfore A JEWish god

Nice tryB)

Rev. Jim Osborne 10-04-2010 11:30 AM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
1.) Jesus is NOT a Jew.

2.) If you were indeed Muslim, you would at least spell Allah correctly. Nice try, troll.

Lisa H 10-04-2010 11:34 AM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OmarALjabar (Post 610212)
Jesus is my lord and saviour:sarcasm:

i shall give a simple Jesus fact and i want your reply:


Jesus from Nazareth- was a JEW:brimley:



anyways, i am honored to be here to tell you that
i am muslim and i pray to Alah:thumbsup:
i shall pray for you also:)

Where are your Quran quotes to back that up. So how many times a day do you pray.

Omar al Gibberish 10-04-2010 11:36 AM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 610224)
1.) Jesus is NOT a Jew.

2.) If you were indeed Muslim, you would at least spell Allah correctly. Nice try, troll.

1.) Your word against mine.


2.) i am from Turkey, and we spell "Alah"


Nice try, goblin!

Omar al Gibberish 10-04-2010 11:46 AM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa H (Post 610226)
Where are your Quran quotes to back that up. So how many times a day do you pray.



Cover your face and speak when allowed.:thumbdown:

James Dewitt 10-04-2010 11:53 AM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OmarALjabar (Post 610230)
Cover your face and speak when allowed.:thumbdown:

Dear Terrorist, we the men of Landover will speak to our females in that tone. You sir are unsaved trash, therefore Sister Lisa ranks heads above you. Why would you want Lisa to hide her face anyway, she is rather easy on the eyes.
Why do you Hate Jesus? Why do you hate Christians? Why do you hate females are you a Queer?

Lisa H 10-04-2010 11:53 AM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OmarALjabar (Post 610230)
Cover your face and speak when allowed.:thumbdown:

You are not following your Quran very well. Please show in the Quran were that is written.


Would you please be able to explain this

He said: That the slave−girl will give birth to her mistress and master, that you will find barefooted, destitute goat−herds vying with one another in the construction of magnificent buildings.

Also how many pebbles do you use.

Lisa H 10-04-2010 12:15 PM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by James Dewitt (Post 610233)
Dear Terrorist, we the men of Landover will speak to our females in that tone. You sir are unsaved trash, therefore Sister Lisa ranks heads above you. Why would you want Lisa to hide her face anyway, she is rather easy on the eyes.
Why do you Hate Jesus? Why do you hate Christians? Why do you hate females are you a Queer?

Brother James, he only speaks that way because his Allah god has made him weak. It is written in his Quran 4:28 Allah desires that He should make light your burdens, and man is created weak.

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-04-2010 12:31 PM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OmarALjabar (Post 610227)
2.) i am from Turkey, and we spell "Alah"

Do you really?

Omar al Gibberish 10-04-2010 12:32 PM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
[QUOTE=James Dewitt;610233]Why would you want Lisa to hide her face anyway, she is rather easy on the eyes.
QUOTE]

I would reather see her REAL photo.

and if that is her real photo, why does she colour her hair?
why is she using make-up?
dress as a slut?

nice members you have here!
JESUS IS PROUD OF YOU ALL:sarcasm:

Lisa H 10-04-2010 12:40 PM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OmarALjabar (Post 610255)
Quote:

Originally Posted by James Dewitt (Post 610233)
Why would you want Lisa to hide her face anyway, she is rather easy on the eyes.

I would reather see her REAL photo.

and if that is her real photo, why does she colour her hair?
why is she using make-up?
dress as a slut?

nice members you have here!
JESUS IS PROUD OF YOU ALL:sarcasm:

Who are you to question me?
It is obvious that looking nice for the Lord is something you are unable to do.

Lets see, you have not answered my questions. Is it to hard for you.

You better be careful of not following Allah correctly.

Quran 4:50. See how they forge the lie against Allah, and this is sufficient as a manifest sin.

Omar al Gibberish 10-04-2010 12:46 PM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
just for info.

I am not talking, answering questions to ANY landover woman, unless her husband or pastor gives me blessing.


where is location of your church anyways?

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-04-2010 12:47 PM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OmarALjabar (Post 610268)
just for info.

I am not talking, answering questions to ANY landover woman, unless her husband or pastor gives me blessing.

As a senior pastor, I require you to answer Sister Lisa's questions.

Quote:

where is location of your church anyways?
Freehold, Iowa.

Lisa H 10-04-2010 01:10 PM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
We are all waiting for you answers. :yawn:

Titus Templeton 10-04-2010 03:21 PM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
Why are you so angry, muslim? Did they stone your 4 Year old Wife?

Rev. M. Rodimer 10-05-2010 09:13 PM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OmarALjabar (Post 610218)
:thumbdown:


1.
You are JEW by your mothers side (not fathers as you try to reffer) and virgin Mary was... guess guess!!!! A JEW!:thumbdown:

Under Jewish law. God is not subject to Jewish law. He created it.

Quote:

2. God that you call "GOD" is Hebrew God, therfore A JEWish god

Nice tryB)
According to MooHamHead, the Muslim "prophet", Allah and God are one and the same. So, if God is "A JEWish god", Muslims (the real ones, not the fake ones like you) are worshiping a JEWish god.

Anyone who'd actually read the Qur'an (or even parts of it) would know that.

Perhaps the Department of Faith should determine where you really live, eh? It ain't Turkey.

Johannes Kirkeholm 10-06-2010 03:54 PM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OmarALjabar (Post 610212)
Jesus is my lord and saviour:sarcasm:

i shall give a simple Jesus fact and i want your reply:


Jesus from Nazareth- was a JEW:brimley:



anyways, i am honored to be here to tell you that
i am muslim and i pray to Alah:thumbsup:
i shall pray for you also:)

Why is that you terrorist mudslimes want to go to hell so bad? Do you like the feeling of your skin being burned? Do you like the smell of brimstone?

Psalm 11:6 "Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup."

Or is it that you are not intelligent enough to realize that you are being deceived by satan? It is really stupid of you to come here and mock christians when God is on their side.

Omar al Gibberish 10-06-2010 05:55 PM

Re: Salam alejkum
 
WHAT DID I DO TODAY?


i b.u.r.n.e.d 10 copyes of KJV1611 :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

i was never-ever happier in my life.

Alah will reward me for this with one virgin more:lol:


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