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Johny Joe Hold 05-06-2012 03:21 PM

Pray for God to Smite Any Woman who Flirts with Mitt.
 
One thing we Republicans do not need is another candidate who changes, or, adds to his wife collection.

We had this problem with Newt. He used his wives well, but eventually all of us supporting him had to do a lot of explaining.

Now, we have Mitt. He is a handsome man devil women would be attracted to. Add to that the inborn lust of Mormon men--they like having variety in their bedrooms.

Let's pray God strikes down any woman who makes a move on Mitt Romney.

handmaiden 05-06-2012 07:47 PM

Re: Pray for God to Smite Any Woman who Flirts with Mitt.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 882175)
One thing we Republicans do not need is another candidate who changes, or, adds to his wife collection.

We had this problem with Newt. He used his wives well, but eventually all of us supporting him had to do a lot of explaining.

Now, we have Mitt. He is a handsome man devil women would be attracted to. Add to that the inborn lust of Mormon men--they like having variety in their bedrooms.

Let's pray God strikes down any woman who makes a move on Mitt Romney.


I promise before Jesus and everybody else that I will not flirt, sashay or bandy any feminine charms in Mitt Romney's vicinity.


In fact, Romney sort of inspires a cold, fearful righteousness in me.



Primly Yours,

Handmaiden

Pastor Ezekiel 05-06-2012 07:53 PM

Re: Pray for God to Smite Any Woman who Flirts with Mitt.
 
The ladies are already after him. They know that since he's a Mormoon cultist, there's always room for one more wife.


Rev. M. Rodimer 05-07-2012 12:09 AM

Re: Pray for God to Smite Any Woman who Flirts with Mitt.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 882175)
Now, we have Mitt. He is a handsome man devil women would be attracted to. Add to that the inborn lust of Mormon men--they like having variety in their bedrooms.

Let's pray God strikes down any woman who makes a move on Mitt Romney.

Let us not forget any man who makes a move on Mitt!

After all, when Ann Romney mentioned that Mitt was "not at all stiff" and that she wishes people would "unzip him and find out", homosexual bloggers (with the exception of most conservative bloggers, bloggers are all homosexual) interpreted it as a sexual reference, and suggested that perhaps Mitt wants to be manhandled! :bad:


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