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Nobar King 05-07-2008 02:53 PM
Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel. I'm not sure why I was unable to log on to the Church's server yesterday, but today I noticed that you were re-promoted to pastor. It makes me feel so much better to have things back to normal again.


I'm sure when you're ready to share with us your experiences during the past week, you will. We're all curious, especially after all of the crazy stories that have been spreading around.


We I missed you.

Your friend,

Brother Nobar.

Talitha 05-07-2008 04:07 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
I knew all along there was nothing to tell.
After several prayer sessions an some cream, even my sores have started to go down.

Praise Jesus all is quiet again in Freehold. :jesus:

Bobby-Joe 05-07-2008 04:24 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
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Originally Posted by Talitha (Post 184249)
I knew all along there was nothing to tell.
Yep, the unsaved just assume to silliest things. Fortunately we TRUE Christians™ know better.

Wide-Open 05-07-2008 04:25 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
Pastor Zeke just ROCKS!

PRAISE! :thumbsup:

Old Man Hatchet 05-07-2008 04:25 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 184263)
Yep, the unsaved just assume to silliest things. Fortunately we TRUE Christians™ know better.
Amen, Brother. I never had the slightest doubt.

Eugene Hackwith 05-07-2008 04:27 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
Welcome back :thumbsup:

Pastor Billy-Reuben 05-07-2008 04:31 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
Some unsaved trash were trying to spread vicious rumors about Pastor Zeke, but I had complete confidence Zeke was 100% innocent. Once saved, always saved. The Devil can't destroy a good man.

Old Man Hatchet 05-07-2008 04:36 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet (Post 184265)
Amen, Brother. I never had the slightest doubt.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben (Post 184272)
Some unsaved trash were trying to spread vicious rumors about Pastor Zeke, but I never had the slightest doubt that Zeke was 100% innocent. Once saved, always saved. The Devil can't destroy a good man.
Pastor, I forgot to put a copyright symbol after the phrase I never had the slightest doubt. I coined it back in 1954. Don't worry about it. It's water under the bridge©.


©1949. Old Man Hatchet Enterprises.

Deaner 05-07-2008 04:40 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
It really broke my heart to see the slanderous things some of the unfaithful were saying. I stood by him because Jesus told me to; it's as simple as that.

Pastor Billy-Reuben 05-07-2008 04:41 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet (Post 184275)
Pastor, I forgot to put a copyright symbol after the phrase I never had the slightest doubt. I coined it back in 1954. Don't worry about it. It's water under the bridge©.


©1949. Old Man Hatchet Enterprises.
I apologize for stepping on your toes, brother. I have fixed my post.

Sister Noddy 05-07-2008 04:42 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben (Post 184272)

Some unsaved trash were trying to spread vicious rumors about Pastor Zeke, but I never had the slightest doubt that Zeke was 100% innocent. Once saved, always saved. The Devil can't destroy a good man.
Unsaved trash, that figures! :beee: Yaaaaaay Pastor Zeke! (I never doubted for a moment that you weren't a man of God, Jesus excuse noddy) :giggle:

Link is cool 05-07-2008 04:55 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
I don't know who Pastor Ezekiel is but he sounds like a man of God.

Pastor Billy-Reuben 05-07-2008 05:00 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Link is cool (Post 184285)
I don't know who Pastor Ezekiel is but he sounds like a man of God.
That's for certain. Here is one of my favorite Pastor Zeke sermons.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Link is cool 05-07-2008 06:10 PM
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Wow now thats one heck of a sermon!

Daisy Mae Johnson 05-07-2008 06:17 PM
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Yes, Welcome Back Honeypie and thank you for all the jewelry. It's soooooo beautiful!

Ahhhhh, the World is right again!

Thank you JESUS!!

Roberta 05-07-2008 06:24 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
LBC was sort of nutty while you were away. I could not believe what your supposed friends were saying!

It's starting to get pretty up here now. Come to the mountains if you just need to get away for a few days (BTB is welcome, too).

Robbie

Dr. Otto Bond Sr. 05-07-2008 06:28 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel. It's good to see you in your rightful, God-approved position.

Ezekiel Bathfire 05-07-2008 06:42 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
Pastor Zeke - your return is excellent news making another excellent Landover day. My cup runneth over.

Old Iron Crotch 05-07-2008 06:55 PM
Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!
 
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 184349)
Pastor Zeke - your return is excellent news making another excellent Landover day. My cup runneth over.

Perhaps it's time to change your Depends.

Nobar King 05-07-2008 07:15 PM
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That sure was mean spirited of you.


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