Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!
Brothers and sisters in Christ, did you have any idea that a section of the State of Iowa, World Headquarters of God's Favorite Church, has been taken over by cow-worshipping hippie satanists? They have occupied an entire corner of our state! They even named it after their satanic leader. I'm thinking the boys down at the DOF have been a bit lax ever since those demoncrats stole the last elections....:glare:
They are planning a mass satanic ritual over the next few weeks, mocking the birthday celebrations of our Saviour© Jesus Christ. The entire story is HERE. Quote:
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Zekey, last I remember, 'yogi' and 'satanist' had two very different meanings. None of this is anything to do with satanism of any kind. Yes, yes, don't start I know that you believe these people are 'worshipping the devil by default', but would you lay those thoughts aside for one minute and see these people are peaceful and do not seek to hurt or annoy anybody?
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Are they really? Peaceful people who want to attain a higher consciousness are worse than xtian or muslim fanatics? Yeah......right..
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Ok, I know that telling you that they do not worship your devil is pointless as you believe that in not worshipping your god they are thus 'default satanists', so I will try a different line of reasoning.
Are they trying to convert you, and get you to do the same as them? Are they forcing people to convert? Are they hurting or causing damage to property or life? No to all of the above, right? Then why are you complaining? |
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They're trying to lower oil prices. That will disrupt the world economy, and make it harder for oilmen to make an extra few billion.
They want to reduce violence in Iraq. That will suck funds away from the military-industrial complex, a major employment sector of the US economy. Finally, they want to reduce crime by 20%! Do you know what that will do to the prison industry, not to mention police forces and their ability to pay pensions for retired cops? These people are doing their damnedest to destroy the American economy, that's what they're doing. I wouldn't expect a pine cone-throwing tree-hugger like you, MRS. Van Hellbound, to recognize it, but I'm surprised that the True Christian ™ brethren and even sistren here haven't caught on to just what these foreigners are doing. |
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Trying to elevate one self is satanic by default. That's what satan did.
Christ wants us to be groveling and covering before His superior presence! :angry: For whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased; And he that humbleth himself shall be exalted. Luke 14:11 |
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Another point to consider is this: If the Lord Jesus says we should be at war with the islamonistas, and these dothead wannabe hippies all perform satanic rituals in order to stop said war, then DE FACTO and QUID PRO QUO they are willfully doing battle against God. While I know that hatemongers like Rachael VonHellbound all whine about "tolerance", I for one do not intend to lay down and allow this diaper head rabble to disrupt a perfectly good Holy war designed by God Himself. Yes, the spawn of satan will use any methods, and tricks, and sweet talk to destroy Christianity. DO NOT BE FOOLED my brethren!!! Jesus guides his hand! |
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yes, satanists are after souls, not picnic baskets. But satanists have many disguises! |
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Picnic baskets often contain pies. Who else steals pies? Piccaninies. Coincidence? I think not. These "yogis" are horned-up Negro bucks in disguise, and will stop at nothing to attract our pure white women to their TRAILERS for endless hours of "group meditation"!! |
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I thought this Church bought Iowa.
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It's a DEMONIC CULT!! Yogis, meditation, group meditation (meaniong DEMONIC ORGIES full of FORNICATORS!).
I pray God strike down that whole section of Iowa! I can't believe these ABOMINATIONS are so close to God's CHOSEN and ONLY TRUE CHURCH!! |
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Slaughtering in the name of peace. Misunderstanding, and mislabeling of religions which are not Christiano-centric. Belief in a modern "Holy War", and last but not least, Racist logic. :thumbdown:
Let us consider things logically here, even though at this level of belief, it is doubtful if my logic will even be read, I have no decision left to me but to try. First, Yogi's are originally a part of the Hindu religion. Hindu originated before Christianity did, and has no ties to pre-Christian Judaic teachings, so the argument that they are doing Satan's work is flawed. Also, In America, less then 2% of modern Yogi belong to the Hindu religion, rather than reality, where most are part of the New Age Movement, and are not "dotheads" "diaper heads" or "Negro Bucks". Most are Caucasian, males AND females. Secondly, Yogi's are not hippies, hippie wannabes, or anything of the sort. They believe in the natural energies of the body and nature, and meditate on a source of goodwill. THEY DO NOT HOLD ORGIES. Thirdly, there are REAL satanic cults all around, of which you make no mention at all. also, OnYourKnees, your entire logical process used on "Yogi Bear" is racist, uncivilized, and based ON A CHILDREN'S TELEVISION SHOW! that is akin to me trying to argue for god's existence by citing the Jetsons. Please tell me you all are single, because it would be a waste to poison a young child's mind with such garbage. Honestly, i'd trust my child in the hands of a Satanist before i'd ever allow it's mind to be degraded by the likes of most of the people here. Thank you Rachael Van Helsing for trying to talk some sense into this group of Heretical Right-Wingers. :wacko: |
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Let us consider things logically here, even though at this level of belief, it is doubtful if my logic will even be read, I have no decision left to me but to try. Quote:
1 Cor 10:19-20 What say I then? that the idol is any thing, or that which is offered in sacrifice to idols is any thing? But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils. Quote:
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Doesn't Jesus love all regardless of being a emo,spaghetti monster or arabian scum?I don't think we have to hate the satanic rituals, thanks to God we don't believe in satan, but we should accept the satanic rituals, because even the people organisating them can change and start love Jesus Christ.
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