Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!
Sorry to be so fresh and blunt but I was deep in prayer and this came to me:
Women take note. If you ever feel pleasure while being intimate it is SATAN or his DEMONS causing the sensations! Don't give into it. Don't let the pleasure sweep you away. You don't want to go to HELL for that do you? :fear2: |
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That makes sense. Sex is for procreation, so experiencing feelings of pleasure is not neccessary to pop out some soldiers for Jesus. In fact, I don't think God would want women to have ogasms at all. After all, He cursed Eve by multiplying the woman's pain in childbirth, so popping out soldiers for Christ is supposed to be unpleasant. I'm sure He feels the same way about conception.
Have you found any more scripture in your 1611 King James Bible that backs this up further? I'm interested to hear! :) |
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How do you know that it isn't Jesus giving them the orgasms?
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i rebukes you for your dirty minds! :angry2: |
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Are you sure it's not just the Energizer bunny?
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...gizerBunny.jpg You're not going to let Pastor Ezekiel let you wait for ever, are you? |
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You are right precious Petal. JESUS never had a dirty mind. Only sinful, disgusting, HELLBOUND people do. |
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<< 1 Corinthians 6 | 1 Corinthians 7 | 1 Corinthians 8 >> 7:1 Now concerning the matters about which you wrote: “It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman.” 2 But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband. 3 The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights, and likewise the wife to her husband. 4 For the wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does. Likewise the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does. 5 Do not deprive one another, except perhaps by agreement for a limited time, that you may devote yourselves to prayer; but then come together again, so that Satan may not tempt you because of your lack of self-control. PROOF Satan gives evangelical wives the big O |
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What is wrong with enjoying sex? It is a gift god has given us, is it not? shouldnt we take the liberty to enjoy what we have?
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The point remains that they were human. |
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You guys are missing something here. God made the female and must of thought she needed the bits that give her the orgasm or it wouldn't of put the bits in. So are you saying your god stuffed it up.
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Your first post is on the wrong thread. Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum. Thanks! Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengence upon you.:angry: |
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so no thought of this just being a natural bodily process? the feeling of reaching climax whilst making love? The Body does many strange things, I suffer from sleep paralysis, Tjat was once thought to be linked to demons, but science soon figured it out. All to do with the wonderful bio-mechanisms of the body. Good stuff!!
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