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This is the sort of thing that would happen if there were really evilution. Do we see this happen? No.
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I'm sorry, but I am slightly confused by this... If someone could please provide scripture then that would be great:
Mathematics teachers and other believers in Pi In the Bible Pi is a neat 3 (reflecting the trinity, no doubt) while math teachers believe it is an ugly, messy 3.14159. Despite some legal attempts in some state legislatures to return it to the divine purity of 3, pi has hardened its heart and refused to conform to the biblically prescribed norm. Where in the bible does it state that the circumference of a circle is 3 times the distance of the radius. |
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Blah blah blah blah blah :smartass: All of what you mentioned are just nonsensical musings created by the minds of feeble, mortal men. When it comes to choosing between the word of God as written in the KJV 1611 and Carl Satan, I gotta go with God. :) |
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Also he made a molten sea of ten cubits from brim to brim, round in compass, and five cubits the height thereof; and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. How much is thirty divided by ten? Duh... :bash: |
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But Pi is only a number. It is not a sentient being and therefore has no heart to harden. A number is just that, a number. A number cannot be changed to anything more then what it is equal, just as 1+1 can never equal three. If you were to make a circle with a diameter of 10 "cubits" of equal size then the circumference would not be complete with only 30 cubits of the same size. If you do not believe this then try it for yourselves with properly correct measurements and you will see what I am saying. Pi is 3.14159265... because the circumference of a circle IS equal to 3.14159265... times the diameter. There is no corruption or falsehood behind this. It is just what Pi is equal to.
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Haha, you can argue with/against numbers all you want, you can shout from your rooftops, you will still be wrong. Try to apply your value of Pi to anything practical and you will see firsthand the disastrous results. For me, this is an asinine point as I won't be able to help you see clearly and I have already wasted enough of my time and must return to my Shakespere studies.
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Jesus did! :rtfm: |
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Dear friend, of course we can't use the True Value of Pi to anything nowadays, but this is because Satan has corrupted Pi. Pi was a different value during the days of Solomon. |
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So, what are you? Pro-Pi or Anti-Pi? |
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Hmmm... Isn't his article satire?
Seriously? Is he being serious? I'm an atheist and I nearly cracked my sides reading that. |
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that me ---> :worthy: :jesus: :stinker: <--- an that be Mr.Shakespeare |
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Oh dear I am very very sorry. I really should have searched for that pi thing before asking, but now I just don't understand how Satan could have corrupted pi, it is a value set in stone, as far as i see it.
:blowup:unless we always drew ovals and never circles back then, and the devil started making us draw circles, or why doesn't god change it back or something... my HEADS ganna ASPLODE |
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And I suppose God didn't correct it because it was unnecessary; after all, the True Value of Pi (3) is in the Bible, so when a True Christian™ measures a circle, he will immediately realize that the value of Pi is corrupted, because it conflicts with God's word. |
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King James 1 hired several literary masters of the time that were both widely recognized and fluent in multiple languages to translate the original texts of the bible from aramaic and hebrew into English and it was completed in 1611... hence KJV1611 bible. |
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