Can furries go to Heaven?
 

All my life, I have been a Christian. I was born and raised in a Christian home with a Christian family, and I have dedicated my life to God and His creations.

Though one thing has concerned me: furries. I am, of course, not talking about the heathen Satanic sodomite heretics that see themselves as the reincarnation of some evil homosexual dragon hell-bent on having sex with every male on Earth and in Hell. I am talking about those people who love animals (purely in a platonic way!) and dress up in suits that make them resemble anthropomorphic animals.

At first I saw furries as sickening, but as I met and spoke with one, I gradually realized, that not all of them are God-hating bastards. Just most of them.

Is this an affront to God? Is pretending to be an animal a sin? If it is, how do I repent? How can I be saved?

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?
 

They are one and the same thing friend. Don't try fooling yourself.

Furries can NEVER enter the Kingdom of Heaven. They must have been Furry-free long before they pass over.
You must Repent of your Furry lifestyle and let Jesus enter you. Give everything over to Jesus, especially your heart.
A Loving Donation to your Favorite Baptist Church works wonders too.
Where else could you get a money-back guarantee of Salvation?

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So all furries are homosexuals?

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.................and then some! :fear2:
If you do a Search of our Godly Boards you'll find out The Truth about Furries and the like.
You need to find Jesus and fast.

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I've already found Jesus. I've had him for all my life. I am no furry, I have not even thought about becoming one. As a matter of fact, my very forum name signifies their burning to death, as "Plasma" is very hot, and a "fox" is a commonly used form for the animal-lovers.

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In your first Post you asked how you can be Saved.

If you've been with Jesus all your life then I don't see to much of a problem.
Tell me, what Church do you attend?
Do they only use the one True King James Bible?
Do you tithe regularly?
How many children do you have?

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?
 

Well, either I must have worded that wrong, or you took it wrong. I meant, how can I be saved from my past association with these foul beings?

As for your questions...

The North Canton Church of Christ.
Yes, and I own -two- copies of the King James Bible.
Yes.
I don't have any... there are no True Christian girls around here... just heretic 'emo' and 'goth' devil-worshippers.

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Ah yes!! Ted Blackwood, your Minister.
I think we'll have to have words. If he's allowing all these freaks to walk your streets then he's not doing his job properly.

Tell me, why haven't you been to him to help you? Why come to us?

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I have reason to believe he actually -supports- them. There -are- groups that call themselves "Christian Furries" (more like "Homosexuals in Denial" to me). I knew that Landover Baptist Church is the only church that I can trust for the final word when it comes to these matters.

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Then hear this, you little pervert: God hates freaks who dress up in wierd clothes. so stop it already! Can't you just be normal?! Jesus temporarily suffered and died for our sins! show a little respect, you damned degenerate! :furious:

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As Sister Talitha has pointed out, your first post gives you away. You, sir, ARE a furry.

Let's look at this logically, ignoring the Bible entirely. (I know how you False Christians like to ignore the Bible, so we'll try this on your level.)

God created humans as the pinnacle of Creation, right? You want to dress up as a comic-book version of a food item or other lower being, such as a chicken or cat or Plasmatic Fox. Maybe you want to fornicate with other freaks in your fursuit, or maybe you just want to entertain and molest small children at parties.

Well listen up, Wendy!

Right off the top of my head, I can mention a "culture" that does exactly what you suggest. The Native Americans, commonly known as "American Injuns", dress up as various animals, claiming that they have animal "spirit guides". We True Christians™ know that they are being misled by demons, but they ignore our warnings.

How's that working out for them?

Judging by their situation -- crammed into tiny plots of worthless land where nothing can grow, subsisting on alcohol and insulin injections (because they're all fat drunks with diabetes), collecting welfare and generally educating themselves to the level of the average retarded -- I'd say GOD HATES INJUNS.

Why?

BECAUSE THEY ARE FURRIES.

Now, do you wish to follow their path? Do you wish to be a fat, diabetic, poverty-stricken drunk loser? Or would you rather be a True Christian™, blessed by God, and headed for Heaven?

The choice is yours, friend.

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Rev. Rodimer, are you suggesting that Wendy O. Williams is a furry? :themonkey:

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Wendy O?

Furry?!?

I Doubt it.

I'm guessing she shaved. . . Bald!

Seems obvious, right?

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Okay, I'll bite. :glare:

Who or what is "Wendy O'Williams?" Some drunken papist here to spread venereal disease and throw Molotov cocktails at us? :angry:

SECURITY!!!

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Ok, wait. You mean to tell me there are REALLY people in the world that like to dress up as animals to have sex? That is *almost* as disturbing as people actually just piffleing animals.

I am a very liberal (VERY) atheist, and even I can tell you that some things are better left behind closed doors. Being a "furry" is one of them.
Also, if you REALLY think you are an x-tian and want to go to heaven, being a furry is probably a HUGE no-no.

What happened in your childhood to make you want to have beastial intercourse as an adult??

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She was an extremely ungodly punk rock singer in an awful band known as the Plasmatics. Click here Pastor for the whole tragic story. The Ladies of Landover should probably not follow the link. Wendy O. Williams was, shall we say, a woman of rather loose morals.

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?
 

I wers told aboots thsi therad in skool 2 day.

i tink u shuld liten up on dese furs!

we r poepel 2!

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Who left the door open? The flies are coming in....

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Oh NOES! :fear2:

LOLCATZ is postin on Landover!





No, you can not has cheezburger. :thumbdown:

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