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Pastor Ezekiel 05-05-2009 12:00 PM

Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!
 
THIS story out of slantland just made my stomach turn. Just look at the PERVERSION these little yellow monkeys wallow in! :fear2: :bad:

Quote:

Secretary bites off boss’ penis

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ in her mouth.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was not the first time he had encountered such an incident.

eliot mayfield 05-05-2009 12:17 PM

Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!
 
Sin Chew Daily???? How often does this sort of thing go on over there?

Wide-Open 05-05-2009 12:20 PM

Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!
 
I just threw up a little in my mouth Pastor.

Why on earth was his tallywhacker in her mouth. :blink:

It just doesn't make sense! :lol:

Genesis 24:57
And they said, We will call the damsel, and enquire at her mouth

Nobar King 05-05-2009 12:25 PM

Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!
 
I'd also recommend against getting a b-job in a car in Japan. You know how the drivers are over there. They can't even back up without hitting your car.

Pastor Isaac Peters 05-05-2009 01:49 PM

Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!
 
Perhaps this is a sign of the Lord's mercy. If that man put his tallywhacker anywhere except in a baby chute, then he must have been a homer. By relieving him of his male organ, the Lord could have intended to spare him from a life of putting it into even worse places :bad: .

Bobby-Joe 05-05-2009 03:14 PM

Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!
 
This good Christian can tell you the last place you will find my tallywacker is in some woman's mouth.

Bob4God 05-05-2009 08:49 PM

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This is the kind of actual investigative journalism I'd like to see more of. This is the stuff happening in the world that really matters, and sends a clear message to the unsaved about the dangers of spitting in the face of monogamous marriage!

BrianAddams 12-26-2009 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 321506)
I'd also recommend against getting a b-job in a car in Japan. You know how the drivers are over there. They can't even back up without hitting your car.

Singapore isn't in Japan. It's a city and a country in itself. Very scenic actually. Why does no one on here know basic geography. There are other countries in the world.

SUV 12-26-2009 04:18 PM

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No doubt it's that Man-Hating "Lorena Bobbitt" gone to Jap-pan to escape the Shame she brought upon herself over here.
Got her eyes Surgically slanted, thought no one would Know....

Yah-yah, Lorena! We all know it is YOU! :angry:

Wide-Open 12-26-2009 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianAddams (Post 435681)
There are other countries in the world.

None that are worth knowing about though. :thumbdown:

BrianAddams 12-26-2009 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Wide-Open (Post 435687)
None that are worth knowing about though. :thumbdown:

The Tower of London, The Eiffel Tower, The Sydney Opera House, The London Eye, The Colloseum, The Leaning Tower of Piza. You haven't lived until you've seen the world. Offtopic though. A few years back a woman cut her husbands 'tallywacker' off. They sewed it back on and He makes unspeakable films now.

Wide-Open 12-26-2009 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianAddams (Post 435750)
The Tower of London, The Eiffel Tower, The Sydney Opera House, The London Eye, The Colloseum, The Leaning Tower of Piza.

They make towers out of piza there? That's retarded! :lol:

What's it leaning against?

Noah Dint 12-26-2009 08:13 PM

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This is why a drivers license should never be given to anyone that you can blindfold with dental floss. Heathens, each and every last one of them.

-ND

HTannor 12-26-2009 09:47 PM

Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!
 
Japan, Singapore, who cares? They're are all slantville.

Those Jap women all have buck teeth that should be registered as dangerous weapons.

Pastor Ezekiel 07-12-2011 02:22 AM

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Shout GLORY! :yahoo:

Billy Bob Jenkins 07-12-2011 02:49 AM

Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!
 
Japs have sharp corners everywhere, especially on their teeth. That is why they are called "chinks". The myth of the vampire is based on ornamental peoples such as the Japs and the Chinkanese. They have squinty, mean looking eyes that are the result of scowling while they are still in the womb, which is when they start plotting their destructive rampages of child pornography and human trafficking, which is all they are known for apart from VCRs and sex robots.

Rev. Friday Obobo 07-12-2011 08:34 AM

Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wide-Open (Post 321501)
I just threw up a little in my mouth Pastor.

Why on earth was his tallywhacker in her mouth. :blink:

It just doesn't make sense! :lol:

Genesis 24:57
And they said, We will call the damsel, and enquire at her mouth

Well, it's a sure way to make a woman shut-up. Although I'm not to sure if those Asian fellows have enough 'meat' for that...

YiC,

Rev. Friday Obobo

Brother Enoch 07-12-2011 10:44 AM

Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!
 
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Originally Posted by Rev. Friday Obobo (Post 773926)
Well, it's a sure way to make a woman shut-up.

A FAR more Godly way to make a woman 'shut up' is to give her a KJV and refer her to 1 Timothy 2:11

Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

The difficult part is teaching her to read first.

WWJDnow 07-12-2011 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianAddams (Post 435750)
The Tower of London, The Eiffel Tower, The Sydney Opera House, The London Eye, The Colloseum, The Leaning Tower of Piza.

Those are all Catholic abominations.

Brother Helge 07-17-2011 01:03 AM

Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianAddams (Post 435681)
Singapore isn't in Japan. It's a city and a country in itself. Very scenic actually. Why does no one on here know basic geography. There are other countries in the world.

Race mixing is wrong anyway...
God hates race mixers.


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