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Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 11-16-2011 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by PERVpilot (Post 815997)
Don't really care what you do with this account, if you want to ban me go right ahead, ive made my mark. ill read the other stuff you guys have though, i need something to drive me more to the Left now that im a member of the Communist Party USA. I wont flame though, im not that big of a not nice guy. and computer raised? lame, i have a loving family with strong family values who have thought me how to be a model citizen without forcing beliefs down my throat like you do your children who i pray (for real) will not end up following in your footsteps. I have accepted Jesus already im NOT atheist, i am a Catholic so stop assuming im one. (PS jesus was the first socialist)

You're a Christian and a communist? What was it Marx said about religion?

Do you have any scripture to back up your assertion that Jesus was a socialist?

Bobby-Joe 11-16-2011 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by PERVpilot (Post 815997)
Don't really care what you do with this account, if you want to ban me go right ahead, ive made my mark. ill read the other stuff you guys have though, i need something to drive me more to the Left now that im a member of the Communist Party USA. I wont flame though, im not that big of a not nice guy. and computer raised? lame, i have a loving family with strong family values who have thought me how to be a model citizen without forcing beliefs down my throat like you do your children who i pray (for real) will not end up following in your footsteps. I have accepted Jesus already im NOT atheist, i am a Catholic so stop assuming im one. (PS jesus was the first socialist):Peace:Dios te salve, Maria. Llena eres de gracia: El Señor es contigo. Bendita tú ere entre todas las mujeres. Y bendito es el fruto de tu vientre: Jesús. Santa María, Madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros pecadores, ahora y en la hora de nuestra muerte. Amén.

Friend,

Saying the Hail Mary in Spanish isn't even trying.

I am an ex-Catholic. My relatives are so Catholic they talk to Mary, ok? You can not be a Catholic and Commie at the same time. Being a commie is an automatic ex-communication from the Catholic church and commies are atheists anyway. Also Jesus was no socialist, He was clearly in the top 10%.

Like I said, you were raised on a computer.

stefankempe 11-21-2011 09:27 PM

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This is insane.

In the first picture, how does a cartoon ponies TAIL'S COLOR influence whether or not anal sex should be accepted on our society. So, the colors in the tail are the colors of the rainbow. Sigh, how you came up with that...wow... just wow. :nononono:

You say the article is about how My Little Pony brainwashes people into becoming gay perverts. Yet a dragon riding on top of a pony has nothing to do with that? :offtopic:

And the third picture. Do you ACTUALLY think those two people dressed in MLP costumes are trying to have sex. Only a pervert would think that. I looked up where the image came from and found that it is simply a picture of two women school teachers who dressed up in MLP costumes. They are giving each other a hug to try and makes the class laugh. And you are telling everyone here that they are trying to have intercourse? Wow.

And last of all how did you even think of this? Pretty strange that you would go through all this work looking up pictures of MLP and making up false information about them. Dr. I appreciate the effort, but you have utterly failed in your attempt to relate a simple children's show to something that has to do with God and Satan. :wacko:

stefankempe 11-22-2011 07:24 AM

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This forum has dictatorship. Not something God would be proud of now is it.

Rev. M. Rodimer 11-22-2011 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by stefankempe (Post 817777)
This forum has dictatorship. Not something God would be proud of now is it.

1. This is a privately-owned, online discussion forum, not a country. It does not have a government.

2. God would most assuredly approve a dictatorship if a monarchy were not available. In no way whatsoever does the Bible indicate any support for your so-called "democracy". Jesus is the eternal King of Kings, not "President for a maximum of two four-year terms"! :angry:

Didymus Much 11-22-2011 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by stefankempe (Post 817777)
This forum has dictatorship. Not something God would be proud of now is it.

:rofl3: Ok, this could be fun, but first: find Scripture that says God approves of democracy. I dare ya. :lol:

God Loves Japan 11-23-2011 05:06 AM

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PROOF of the Satanic Plan to turn all children into Unsaved Savage Negros through the satanic tool of Hip Hop



Please, I myself have sired over 37 children, and even though I may not have seen most of their faces or remember their names, I can assure you, they would never be allowed to lay their eyes on such trash.

Misotheist001 11-23-2011 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by God Loves Japan (Post 817984)
PROOF of the Satanic Plan to turn all children into Unsaved Savage Negros through the satanic tool of Hip Hop

Please, I myself have sired over 37 children, and even though I may not have seen most of their faces or remember their names, I can assure you, they would never be allowed to lay their eyes on such trash.

I do hope you realize that song is a comedic one actually making jest at the language used in hip-hop today and has no association with the cartoon. Also as a question from someone who never understood this, why do you not kill or savagely beat your children upon disobeying even the simplest of commands, unless you do then never mind, but still persecute gays even though the initial point of hatred of gays was to keep from dwindling populations, either by not enough heterosexual couples or by fear of sodomy causing disease.

thehappyalan 11-23-2011 03:07 PM

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My Little Pony is wrong! it shows kids that unicorns can fly, when it clearly says in the bible they cant! :fear2: watch!



demonic! :pirate:

Zechariah Smyth 11-23-2011 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by thehappyalan (Post 818067)
My Little Pony is wrong! it shows kids that unicorns can fly, when it clearly says in the bible they cant! :fear2: watch!

demonic! :pirate:

Can you please provide the book, chapter and verse which specifically states unicorns can't fly? I've read the Bible through over a dozen times, and i can't recall that restriction.

:innocent:

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Rev. M. Rodimer 11-24-2011 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Misotheist001 (Post 818064)
Also as a question from someone who never understood this, why do you not kill or savagely beat your children upon disobeying even the simplest of commands, unless you do then never mind,

Please show me where the Bible says to "kill or savagely beat" children for minor disobedience.

Hint: It doesn't.

Spanking with a rod is appropriate. However, a parent is not authorized to kill a child for simple disobedience; rather, the parent must bring the child to the rest of the village, declare the child's disobedience, and then the village will stone the child together.

This, of course, is typically a punishment reserved for adult children or teenagers, not young ones who may become much more obedient upon application of the rod.

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but still persecute gays even though the initial point of hatred of gays was to keep from dwindling populations, either by not enough heterosexual couples or by fear of sodomy causing disease.
Please show me where the Bible says that homosexual sex is forbidden because of population or disease issues.

Hint: It doesn't.

God commanded us not to have same-sex relations. Because HE SAID SO, not for any other reason.

In fact, until God created AIDS to specifically punish Western homosexuals for being homosexual (and Africans both gay and straight for being African), the gay sex was actually safer from a disease standpoint.

Thomas Dalton 11-28-2011 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson (Post 815431)
Disgusting! I've only been researching this vile new craze and have already come across these homosecksual ponies.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/20...el-d45mxm5.jpg

Do Atheists not even teach consistency to their kids anymore?
You have four-legged unicorns. You have four-legged Nazi unicorns who believe in a master race of unicorns. But four legged unicorns in the same picture as a two legged one?

I just can't wrap my head around it. Satan must also make these kids stupid.

And, I've never been happier being Christian than when I observe an Atheist retard stating in the same sentence that: A ) he doesn't hate gays, B ) everyone he hates is one.

At least we're not hypocrites: we just tell people gays will burn forever in Hell truthfully, and will never deny that we think of them that way.

James 5:12: let your yea be yea; and your nay, nay; lest ye fall into condemnation.

ChurchofChristMember 12-01-2011 08:29 AM

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Hello all, I found this post from a friend of mine on Facebook. I am not a Baptist, so I hope that without much clashing between faiths I can get my point across well.

I am a 17 year old Nebraskan boy who has been raised in the church, baptized at the age of 15 and been praising our lord and savior my whole life. I started watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic around February of this year. I was instantly taken in by the wonderful voice actors, vibrant colors, and most importantly morals it teaches. Yes, I know that some of tropes in this series conflicts seems to conflict with some scriptures, but I don't think because Twilight Sparkle can lift a book, or teleport means that Witchcraft is being forced upon us, or even encouraging its use in everyday life. With your case of Furry Fandom and Bestiality being encouraged by the series, I will say you have both hit and missed. Furries will always be where "Animal Cartoons" are, but I do not believe the show itself encourages any such thing. People take what they see differently, we are all different people, God made us this way. I have also seen the video where you captured the picture of the two Gentlemen in the Fursuits "engaging in sexual intercourse". I am afraid that is the furthest thing from the truth. They are in fact hugging. You can find the video by searching it up on youtube. Unless we have changed the meaning of embrace to coitus, let me know.

On another note, the morals in the show are almost identical to our Christian values. In one episode, Pinkamina Diane Pie, also known as Pinkie Pie, has a sixth sense, in which Twilight Sparkle deems it as impossible. Pinkie keeps telling Twilight to have faith, and sometimes you cannot explain everything that happens in your world. Initially Twilight is skeptical, and tries to find way after way to disprove this Sixth Sense, in the end she cannot, and she has no way but to just acknowledge that Pinkie Pie has her faith, and she should not try and cross the line between that. By the end of the episode, Pinkie has actually taught Twilight the core essence of faith, which I'm sure you believe as well as I, you cannot enter heaven without the faith that Jesus died for all of us, and with the remission of our sins, we shall join him and the father in heaven.

I thought that I would throw in my two cents. If you took the time to read all of my opinions, I thank you. God Bless!

Isaac Fisher 12-01-2011 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ChurchofChristMember (Post 820072)
I was instantly taken in by the wonderful voice actors, vibrant colors, and most importantly morals it teaches.

You cannot be Christian if you're gay. :glare:


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Originally Posted by ChurchofChristMember (Post 820072)
On another note, the morals in the show are almost identical to our Christian values.

It teachs that God is all powerful, we should submit to Him, that we should be willing to kill our children for Him and that we are all sinning scum?

Sorry, I missed the memo.

ChurchofChristMember 12-01-2011 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Isaac Fisher (Post 820078)
You cannot be Christian if you're gay. :glare:

I do not remember saying that I was homosexual, care to point that out for me? :sarcasm:

ChristianKamina 12-01-2011 09:27 AM

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HOMOSEXUALITY


As you can see, this little pony's tail is in the exact same colors as the homosexual flag. A coincidence? Not very likely. This is clearly an attempt to plant a subliminal message in people's minds that anal sex is normal and should be accepted as such in our society. We have seen similar attempts in the music industry, Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Moon" being the most obvious example.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


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Hmm if I recall from the many times I have read the Bible, The Rainbow IS A GIFT FROM GOD, signifying that he will never flood the earth again. Also I am a Brony, I am a 19 year old Man and I started watching the show because my girlfriend grew up watching the originals and she wanted me to watch the new series with her, and I did and I ended up(like most people who actually watch the show) ended up Liking it, I like because of the good story and fun it brings to a family, I can watch it with my niece and she is happy to have someone to talk to about it. Also God says to love everyone and that we should not judge, so get off your high horse and just accept people for who they are. I don't care who you are and what you have done in your life, but nobody has the right to judge others, that is God's job alone. Leave it to him.

ChristianKamina 12-01-2011 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Isaac Fisher (Post 820078)
You cannot be Christian if you're gay. :glare:

I would like you to point out where in the Holy Bible it says that....

Hint: YOU CANNOT

God says that anyone and everyone can worship him and that he also gave us one of the greatest gifts of all, care to take a guess......hmmm.. no then?
Its called FREE WILL.:sarcasm:

ChristianKamina 12-01-2011 09:56 AM

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I shall not judge any of you. I am a follower of God and have been for all my life, I love Jesus Christ with all my heart and he is my Lord and Savior, Jesus is all about spreading Love, Tolerance, Kindness, and Friendship and that is what MLP:FiM is about, I'm not saying that they are using Christian values because I have no way of proving that, but I would appreciate it if all of the users that have said this would please stop calling people names. A lot of the words I have seen in this thread can be offensive and hateful towards some people. I love everyone, Women, Men, Animals, and event the Plants and Bugs, I love everything, why because God told me to. This is no sin, for love is just another expression. I will always put God first in my life, but next to that is Family, and if you are my Friend, then you are my family, so please don't be mean to my Friends.

Thank you all
God Bless▲

Jedediah 12-01-2011 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ChristianKamina (Post 820083)
Also God says to love everyone and that we should not judge, so get off your high horse and just accept people for who they are. I don't care who you are and what you have done in your life, but nobody has the right to judge others, that is God's job alone. Leave it to him.

You have some strange ideas about what it means to be a Christian. Here is your reading assignment:

On your notion that "God says to love everyone":
Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

On your notion that "we should not judge":
The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

Also, "free will" is an un-Biblical myth.

John 15:16
Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.

Romans 9:15-16
For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.
So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.

Try actually taking your Bible off of the bookshelf, blowing the dust off of it, and cracking its unread spine before presuming to tell us how to be Christians. It's meant to be read, not serve as a doorstop, paperweight, or decoration.


Isaac Fisher 12-01-2011 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ChristianKamina (Post 820087)
I would like you to point out where in the Holy Bible it says that....

Hint: YOU CANNOT

God says that anyone and everyone can worship him and that he also gave us one of the greatest gifts of all, care to take a guess......hmmm.. no then?
Its called FREE WILL.:sarcasm:


Leviticus 20:13

1 Corinthians 6:9

Gays are abominations and and abominations cannot get to heaven.


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