The Christian Homeschooling Guide to GEOGRAPHY
World map: simplified for children:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/attac...6&d=1220968509 World Map: Full Code:
,_ . ._. _. . _ , . Bottom left nations are Godly conservative paradises, top right nations are socialist hellholes: http://slatestarcodex.com/blog_image...rx_image22.png The World in Detail: North America: USA Why God hates America. A full comparison: Red States VS Blue States. Code:
,__ _, US 2020 Election map: https://www.landoverbaptist.net/atta...1&d=1604771326 Canada Mexico: https://i.imgur.com/TrvSi7J.jpg Caribbean Mexico Jamaica | Cuba | Haiti | Puerto Rico | Grenada Central Mexico Costa Rica South Mexico Argentine | Brazil | Chile | Columbia | Falkland Islands | Venezuela Cities: Rio Oceans Europe: Rev. Jim Osborne's close up of Europe: http://i28.tinypic.com/30hog1y.gif Austria | Belgium | Bulgaria | Cyprus | Czech Republic | Denmark | Estonia | Finland | France | Germany | Greece | Hungary | Ireland | Italy | Latvia | Lithuania | Luxembourg | Malta | Netherlands | Poland | Portugal | Romania | Russia | Scandanavia | Scotland | Slovakia | Slovenia | Spain | Sweden | Switzerland | Ukraine | United Kingdom | Vatican City Asia Middle East Some Old Testament maps. Not very pretty, but it covers the basics. Biblemaps.org: Gives you the geographical location of everything in the Bible! They wimped out and didn't add the Book of Revelation. Are they just pansies are are they a front-group for the AntiChrist? Afghanistan | Bahrain | Dubai | Iran | Iraq | Israel | Kazakhstan | Kurdistan | Lebanon | Pakistan | Palestine | Saudi Arabia | Syria | Turkey | Uzbekistan | Yemen Orient Bhutan | Burma | Cambodia | China | Indonesia | Japan | Korea | Malaysia | Myanmar | North Korea | Philippines | Taiwan | Thailand | Tibet | Vietnam Africa North Africa Algeria | Egypt | Libya | Morocco | Sudan | Tunisia Horn of Africa Ethiopia | Somolia Eastern Africa Kenya | Madagascar | Malawi | Mozambique | Uganda Southern Africa South Africa Western Africa Gambia | Ghana | Liberia | Nigeria Australia New Zealand https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/...f93051f2_z.jpg Predictions: https://s26.postimg.cc/qj5a1zwuh/Wor...al_AD_2022.png Conclusion: Study Hard, kids! Fail Geography, and you'll be stuck working for CNN: https://mediadc.brightspotcdn.com/di...%2F1koa348.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVthaVW4AEAfqv.jpg |
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This is very informative and helpful, Brother Jeb. The only problem I found was in the children's map where they included the Northeast US (where I am, unfortunately, stuck) in the Godly USA category. I can assure you that this is not the case. Everything from Maine to New York should be labeled Homers and Lieberals just like California.
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I think that is quite a good map, just, if anything, maybe in the center of Australia, you should have ' really big, really hot desert :devil: '
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Just a couple of points about the Europeon map:
That yellow place labeled ???? - well, nobody knows (or cares) what it's called, but it's full of Mooslimbs. Also, I thought we'd established that the other yellow one labeled "One World Gov't" is an imaginary country? So for accuracy it should probably be either labeled that or removed completely. The blue island underneath the big pink one where Bin Laden hid is full of Cyppos. And to the left of that, underneath the hairy sodomites, that long thin blue island is Cretins. |
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The big place south of the Godly USA labelled "Could be anything" should be called Homer Central. After all, they're currently hosting the biggest gay convention ever, that they call the world cup.
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I come from Bosnia, and you mark the ex-Yugoslavia area as 'random ethnic groups', however, they are the same one! Here's a real map of Europe, without any stupid things on it. http://puu.sh/9PglF/d401f1eb88.png Here is a ethnical map: http://puu.sh/9Pgo7/654b5fec2e.png You can see that you have gone completly wrong on your map, by making stupid mistakes. Let's take The Netherlands for instance. You described it as 'pot smokers'. Yes, marihuana is legal in the Netherlands, but from my knowledge, it's only because of the healing purpouses. (insert someones rant here) Next example, Nazi's aka Germany. Ok, this one made me choke for a bit, because Germany, since the re-unification in 1990, has a complete democratic system! Next example, Mexicans (Portugal), and more Mexicans (Spain). You can't be serious right? Spain colonized the Mexican territory in the early 15th Century, and they made their ethnic society there the leading. Portugal colonised not Mexico, but Brazil! So you cant really say that they are Mexicans too. That's enough examples for now and please no rant after this post. [/rant] |
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What is there to rant about, you godless idiot?
Your "ethnical" map is nothing but a bunch of blotches of random colors. Do you really believe that the godless French are the same people as the communist Romanians? Also, you have lumped together the papist Irish potato farmers with the Turks and the Latvians. What could you possibly be thinking? You have the gall to come here and present us with a false map covered in foreign writing and then tell us our well researched and God inspired map is all wrong? What is wrong with you? |
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I wondered where all these disgusting teams came from during this World Cup thing.
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I'm so glad I have a good map to go by and accurate to boot! This should be the only atlas you ever need. Christ Himself would approve of such a high quality map. :)
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If we had real journalists they'd use that handy accurate map on the news.
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This... This is just plain racist.
Everyone in Brazil are drug-smugglers? Everyone in Turkey are terrorists? Everyone in Poland are retarded rapists? How is this an appropriate for children to learn? While you might ban me for saying this, am I really an enemy of god for sugesting that maybe telling kids that the people who live in Poland are horrible, horrible people, without even going there yourself, might be slightly inappropriate? |
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But in answer to your question, you are really an enemy of God so long as you choose to align yourself against Him, and rebel against Divine Good (Matthew 12:30). It doesn't matter what your personal opinion is to Him, all that matters is your fear and obedience (Ecclesiastes 12:13). I hope that helps. :) |
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I personally have been lucky enough to avoid Poland, but have spent a lot of time in similar Mary-worshiping countries like Spain and Italy. The people smell funny, probably from their unhealthy diet, and do not use pooper-scoopers to pick up the mess left by their dogs and children. I even went to Hungary, once, long before you were even born, to meet my late husband's family. That was not an experience I'd ever repeat! My only experience of Poles is the ones who come to England to take our jobs. I have absolutely nothing against the ones who stay in Poland, apart from the catholic thing. So we are not racist. Welcome to the forums, though - we love to see newcomers here and look forward to really getting to know you. :thumbsup: YiC AW :jesus: |
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Yes Yes Very :thumbsup: Now please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus. And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm: I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. :sinner: |
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i am from Norway
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everyone in the USA is stupid and gay
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Read a book and stop being so narrow minded. |
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