I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?
So I was visiting my new favorite Christian book store the other day when I found a weird book there. I forgot my wallet at home, but the clerk was so happy I had been recently filled and penetrated by the Gospel that he let me have it for free :)
Its called the Malleus Maleficarum. At first I wasn't worried about the name because I figured it was like those Hebrew names in the bible. :) But then I saw it was for Catlicks! :o But then I saw it was for hunting witches, so I just wasn't sure if its ok to be reading this. Can a True Christian™ man let me know if its ok? Or if I should just throw it in the fireplace and read a cookbook instead? :) |
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I don't know .... Have you put some kind of spell on me baby??!!:fear2:
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Oh my! I knew as soon as I had any doubts I should have thrown this book in the fireplace. Apparently it lays out detailed instructions for women to fornicate with demons and steal men's tallywhackers! :o
Truly we women are an evil sex :( Mr. Barnabus, I would do no such thing! If you ever find yourself in Evil Philadelphia, please allow me to bake you a pie and visit my apartment as a way of apology. Perhaps you can help show me the errors of my feminine ways with a prayer session if you ever find yourself here too! :) |
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Good news is it's chock full of creative ways to kill sinners. Makes Saw IV look like Mr. Rogers. If you're into Holy Torture Porn, it's worth a read, despite it's sinful origin. |
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The Witches Hammer? Great book, I highly recommend it. The study of witches and demons and how to dispose of them is always worthwhile. :thumbsup:
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