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Titus Templeton 12-22-2013 02:31 PM

Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Landover Baptist Chruch protests against this terrorist attack against God's biblical law. God cleary said that gays shall be stoned to death!
Uganda cleary has no idea what they are doing. Homosexuality will spread in their prisons and from there it will infect the villages around it and from there it will sneak into the cities.


Leviticus 20:13

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganda_...sexuality_Bill

Dr Laurence Niles 12-22-2013 02:40 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
As if prisons weren't gay enough.

Seriously: how will packing all the gaywise into one place stop them from being gay with each other?

Very confused about this decision from a normally forwards thinking country like Africa.

YIC

Alvin Moss 12-22-2013 03:09 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
This is the kind of attrocity you can expect when liberals are allowed to be in charge.

Johny Joe Hold 12-22-2013 06:02 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss (Post 1049999)
This is the kind of attrocity you can expect when liberals are allowed to be in charge.


Another attack on Christian Religious Liberties all over the world. Good Christian personnel on prison staffs probably will be required to take care of homer food and health even though it violates their faith.

What's this world coming to?

Bjorn Jensen 12-22-2013 06:20 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Life in prison? Isn't that like heaven for all homosexuals?

Mary Etheldreda 12-22-2013 07:09 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking (Post 1050046)
Life in prison? Isn't that like heaven for all homosexuals?

Indeed, Brother! But say that in the United States and the liberals freak out like nobody's business!



"Put Gays And Lesbians In Electrified Pen To Kill Them Off"

Titus Templeton 12-22-2013 07:20 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking (Post 1050046)
Life in prison? Isn't that like heaven for all homosexuals?

The problem is everything that is dirty and bad for normal people like us is pure fun for those perverts. Prison, sexuality, socialism - all these things are enjoyed by homosexuals.

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 12-22-2013 07:25 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1050064)
Indeed, Brother! But say that in the United States and the liberals freak out like nobody's business!



"Put Gays And Lesbians In Electrified Pen To Kill Them Off"

It is obvious that devoted Pastor has spent a lot of time thinking long and hard about the abominations of homosexuality. :thumbsup:

Naomi Ruth Lamb 12-22-2013 09:08 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Mother's Uncle Ulysses was a missionary in Uganda and helped spread the love of Jesus to many unchurched nigras, saving them from a life of cannibalism and demon worship. (Someone shout GLORY!) Uncle Sees, as she calls him, personally witnessed the stoning of several sodomites, but unfortunately could not afford a camera to record these glorious events. He chose instead to spend what little money he had to further the good news of Christ's salvation through His precious temporary death and marvelous erection from the prostration of the borrowed tomb. Hallelujah! While Uncle Sees is now celebrating Jesus' birthday in his heavenly home, no doubt extra gifts are under his tree from our Saviour as a special thank you from his Abba Father.

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 12-22-2013 09:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb (Post 1050118)
...(Someone shout GLORY!)...

GLORY!!! :shout:

IreneS 12-23-2013 05:04 AM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1050064)
Indeed, Brother! But say that in the United States and the liberals freak out like nobody's business!



"Put Gays And Lesbians In Electrified Pen To Kill Them Off"

He's a very clever man!
Quote:

“I figured a way out, a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers but I couldn’t get it pass the Congress – build a great big large fence, 50 or a hundred mile long. Put all the lesbians in there, fly over and drop some food. Do the same thing with the queers and the homosexuals. And have that fence electrified so they can’t get out.
“And you know what? In a few years they will die out. You know why? They can’t reproduce. If a man ever has a young'un, praise God he will be the first.”
Such intellect!

Billy Bob Jenkins 12-23-2013 10:33 AM

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The Anti Sodomy Society (A.S.S.) is very active in Uganda, and I do not understand why they have decided to be so lenient towards child molestation / homosexuality.

Free Market Fred 12-24-2013 02:43 AM

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Hello fellow True Christians! By great coincidence, I just returned from Africa yesterday. I went there for both pleasure, business and to do Godly charitable work. Plus I had a chance to discuss this particular issue (not executing homos) with Ugandan government officials. I learned a great deal, and I would like to share my experiences with you all.

For the first few days of the journey, I was traveling with a few other prominent Republicans. We met with Ugandan government officials and received a permit to hunt some overpopulated endangered species that were cluttering up the national parks.

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...can-homos0.jpg
Wall decorations for GOP headquarters


After that successful mission, we then devoted the next few days to witnessing with young Ugandan Bible students.

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...can-homos6.jpg
Ugandan Bible students

My Republican friends had to fly home immediately to attend a family values conference, but I stayed on to take care of the serious business which is the topic of this thread - the government's decision to stop executing homos.

As a True Christian, I am of course sensitive to our Lord's need to endlessly punish for all eternity those who violate His commands like eating organic apples in the Garden of Eden, as well as engaging in moral crimes like witchcraft, homoism and socialism. Thus, there is a great temptation to send homos to their fiery place in Hell as soon as possible by firing squad or, preferably, burning at the stake.

But another Christian part of me also understands why executing prisoners is morally wrong. Now, I realize that many of you might be shocked to hear that. After all, burning witches, homos and socialists is a fundamental part of our heritage. How could I possibly call myself "Christian" if I would prefer to consign homos to mere life in prison rather than immediate execution? By advocating such a position, I imagine that some of you might wonder if I'm getting soft.

Nevertheless, at the risk of my personal reputation, I am going to take a stand. I am suggesting that we do NOT execute these fags. In fact, my company has recently set up an NGO in Africa for just this purpose. We call it STH, an acronym for Save the Homos.

The core of our program is "reform through prayer and labor." In cooperation with friendly African government officials, my company creates jobs for wayward homos. Not only is this humane, but best of all, the whole operation is self-financing.

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...can-homos2.jpg
Reforming African homos through prayer and labor

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...can-homos1.jpg
Diamonds are a girl's best friend

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...can-homos3.jpg
Reforming homos increases shareholder value

Along with this worthy tax-deductible charitable work, our NGO is also providing Homeland Security training for African youth. This is absolutely vital, as there are all kinds of socialists running around Africa trying to sabotage our humane mining industry which provides so many jobs for needy Negroes who would otherwise be lounging around eating watermelons, taking drugs and raping white women.

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...can-homos4.jpg
Homeland Security training

And just a little bit more good news on this front. We recently received funding from UNICEF (United Nations Children's Fund). The money and donated supplies were intended for the education of African children (I apologize if that sounds socialist). Needless to say, these assets are being put to good use.

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...can-homos5.jpg
School book bags donated by UNICEF

Again, at the risk of my own reputation and that of my company, I am willing to take a stand. We need to do this! For the children.

And remember, after the homos get too old to work or suffer crippling injuries, we can always execute them then.

It's what Jesus would do.

lydiaa 12-24-2013 04:17 PM

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there should be no punishment for being gay. love is love, sexual orientation shouldn't affect that.

Mary Etheldreda 12-24-2013 04:19 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050602)
there should be no punishment for being gay. love is love, sexual orientation shouldn't affect that.

There should be punishment for rape, and that's what homosex is. It's rape, and it's torture to brainwash a child into thinking they like it, which is what gay men do to boys. It's how they keep their numbers up.

lydiaa 12-24-2013 04:36 PM

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yes, there should be punishment for rape, but yous guys are all saying that its the womans fault, not he mans. gay sex is not rape, some of it may be, if one of the people involved don't give their consent, but apart from that it is not rape. and people are not brainwashed into thinking that they are gay, they are born that way. there have always been gays, they are not unnatural

Mary Etheldreda 12-24-2013 04:40 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050607)
yes, there should be punishment for rape, but yous guys are all saying that its the womans fault, not he mans. gay sex is not rape, some of it may be, if one of the people involved don't give their consent, but apart from that it is not rape. and people are not brainwashed into thinking that they are gay, they are born that way. there have always been gays, they are not unnatural

Gay sex is always rape. Being brainwashed into thinking it's pleasurable to feel one's prostrate continually thumped upon by various apendeges and random garden tools doesn't make it "natural." If it was "natural," everyone would enjoy it. Why do you think people stopped taking temperatures rectally if it was "natural" to enjoy things inserted into one's bum? It doesn't make sense because your argument is invalid.

lydiaa 12-24-2013 04:48 PM

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why the hell are you bringing "random garden tools" into this? and you said " if it was natural everyone would enjoy it" not everything that is natural is enjoyable. child-birth, colds and flus are all natural, and they aren't all too enjoyable, are they? love is just about the most natural thing, so we shouldn't try to deny it just because it's different

Mary Etheldreda 12-24-2013 04:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050610)
child-birth, colds and flus are all natural, and they aren't all too enjoyable, are they? is just about the most natural thing, so we shouldn't try to deny it just because it's different

These's are some of the consequences of Sin. Do you really want to increase the suffering in the world by encouraging more Sin? What kind of horrible person wants to see innocent people suffer?

:fear2:

Dr Laurence Niles 12-24-2013 04:51 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050607)
yes, there should be punishment for rape, but yous guys are all saying that its the womans fault, not he mans. gay sex is not rape, some of it may be, if one of the people involved don't give their consent, but apart from that it is not rape. and people are not brainwashed into thinking that they are gay, they are born that way. there have always been gays, they are not unnatural

Gay sex is always rape. FACT.

Have you ever wondered why the gaywise are always so hopped up on the drugs?

That's right. It is to numb the pain of anal intrusion.

Anyone who says that the male penile member being forced twixt cleft cheek is not the most excruciating is a liar.

Or a member of SAG. The only way gaywise sex takes place is when it it forced. And forced sex is rape (in this case anal).

Where do you get off saying that a vibrant, clean limbed young youth who is held do by two older men (and no doubt a fist of lesbeans cheering them on) and being abused both anally and by the face and mouth is not rape?

You atheists have no moral compass: you make me sick to my stomach.

All the best.

Dr Laurence Niles

lydiaa 12-24-2013 08:28 PM

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Maybe if you stopped being such a bigoted asshole you could realise that they might enjoy it. Anyway, relationships aren't all about sex.
Oh, and I'm not an atheist, but I thank you for judging me falsely anyway, I hope making people feel small makes you feel big

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 12-24-2013 09:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050684)
Maybe if you stopped being such a <profanity removed> you could realise that they might enjoy it. Anyway, relationships aren't all about sex.
Oh, and I'm not an atheist, but I thank you for judging me falsely anyway, I hope making people feel small makes you feel big

Serial child rapists enjoy bunging the quivering and puckering orifices of toddlers...so that makes it okay? :o

You atheists are all about doing what feels good. It's disgusting. :(

Godfly 12-24-2013 09:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050684)
Maybe if you stopped being such a bigoted asshole you could realise that they might enjoy it. Anyway, relationships aren't all about sex.
Oh, and I'm not an atheist, but I thank you for judging me falsely anyway, I hope making people feel small makes you feel big

So your another libtard Satan worshiper. You're dark prince may whisper in you're ear that you love the feeling of forced penetration but you do not! It is impossible to like something that is sew unnatural. Your rite that relationships aren't all about sex. Their about making children, specifically suns to be soldiers for Christ!

Chester Longshire 12-25-2013 09:17 AM

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More anti-biblical concessions to the rabid homosexualist lobby. Clearly, God wants gays to be proscribed.

What part of Leviticus 20:13 do they NOT understand???

Alvin Moss 12-25-2013 04:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050684)
Maybe if you stopped being such a bigoted asshole you could realise that they might enjoy it. Anyway, relationships aren't all about sex.
Oh, and I'm not an atheist, but I thank you for judging me falsely anyway, I hope making people feel small makes you feel big

Strong language is never welcome.

lydiaa 12-25-2013 05:18 PM

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Are yous all daft or can it just not penetrate through your thick skulls that I'm not an atheist. And even if I was, I'd still be a human being, meaning that you shouldn't treat me any differently, just like gay people. We shouldn't discriminate based on labels, for example, I don't hate yous all because yous are homophobic, I hate yous because yous are all closed minded judgemental pricks who seem to revel in the idea of violence and pain in the name of Christ. See the difference?

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 12-25-2013 05:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050887)
Are yous all daft or can it just not penetrate through your thick skulls that I'm not an atheist. And even if I was, I'd still be a human being, meaning that you shouldn't treat me any differently, just like gay people. We shouldn't discriminate based on labels, for example, I don't hate yous all because yous are homophobic, I hate yous because yous are all closed minded judgemental <filthy profanity removed> who seem to revel in the idea of violence and pain in the name of Christ. See the difference?

Again with the profane language? :thumbdown:

Why do you atheists think it's okay to spew forth such venom in God's virtual church? God doesn't appreciate it. Not one bit.

Quote:

Colossians 3:8 (1611 King James Bible)

But now you also put off all these, anger, wrath, malice, blasphemie, filthy communication out of your mouth.

Chester Longshire 12-25-2013 06:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050887)
Are yous all daft or can it just not penetrate through your thick skulls that I'm not an atheist. And even if I was, I'd still be a human being, meaning that you shouldn't treat me any differently, just like gay people. We shouldn't discriminate based on labels, for example, I don't hate yous all because yous are homophobic, I hate yous because yous are all closed minded judgemental pricks who seem to revel in the idea of violence and pain in the name of Christ. See the difference?


Everything, dear, that is, EVERYTHING here is 100% biblically accurate.

If you don't believe us, why don't you try opening a bible and start reading?

If you can't stomach the word of GOD how are you going to be able to live in a True Christian Society such as the ones created by Moses and Oliver Chromwell?

I suggest you turn from your judgemental, racist ways, dear. You know nothing about the Word of God.

YiC,
Chester

Mary Etheldreda 12-25-2013 06:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050887)
Are yous all daft or can it just not penetrate through your thick skulls that I'm not an atheist. And even if I was, I'd still be a human being, meaning that you shouldn't treat me any differently, just like gay people. We shouldn't discriminate based on labels, for example, I don't hate yous all because yous are homophobic, I hate yous because yous are all closed minded judgemental pricks who seem to revel in the idea of violence and pain in the name of Christ. See the difference?

Firstly, dear, if you do not accept the legitimate Jesus Christ of the Holy Bible, then you are no different than an atheist in God's eyes (John 3:18;Revelation 20:15). Secondly, please don't confuse sharing the Good News (which includes the necessity of a Redeemer by first exposing Sin, Romans 6:23) with discrimination. And furthermore, discrimination is not only Biblical (Leviticus 10:10; 2nd Chronicles19:2; Matthew 8:21-22) it's perfectly legal in the context of sharing the Gospel with such unrepentant and offensive sinners as yourself. We have a duty to expose your utter contempt for the Word of God to those who are True Seekers.

lydiaa 12-25-2013 10:02 PM

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everyone on this website are so blinded by the bible and gods word that they can't actually see that they are homophobic, racist assholes who think that they are superior to everyone else just because they believe in a book. well guess what? i believe in god too, but that doesn't cause me to become obsessed with his word and be horrible to everyone who is different to me. if yous just broaden your minds and take the stick from your ass then it would benefit everyone.

Chester Longshire 12-25-2013 10:13 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050951)
everyone on this website are so blinded by the bible and gods word that they can't actually see that they are homophobic, racist assholes who think that they are superior to everyone else just because they believe in a book. well guess what? i believe in god too, but that doesn't cause me to become obsessed with his word and be horrible to everyone who is different to me. if yous just broaden your minds and take the stick from your ass then it would benefit everyone.


There is not such thing as "god." There is :god-fancy:. The other "gods" are wooden idols with names like "mohammad" "lucifer" "oedipus" and "zeus."

You either believe in :jesus-fancy: who is :god-fancy: or your work is in vain.

I don't understand why the hostility towards people who are trying to help you understand this Basic Eternal Truth?

What has embittered you so much, Lydia?

Did a cute Christian guy reject you? Tell you that you were too fat for his type?

Why don't you just let it all out....

lydiaa 12-25-2013 10:18 PM

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oh, yes, how did you know? am i that transparent? he was just so CUTE, now every christian i see i automatically hate, all because i was too fat too go out with him.

Chester Longshire 12-25-2013 10:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050956)
oh, yes, how did you know?

Well, you are scottish, so.....didn't take a genius to figure it out.

Prezbyterianism is basically a form of wicca, imo, so you scotts don't know how to watch your weight, much less your souls.

lydiaa 12-25-2013 10:34 PM

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what? i'm not scottish?

Chester Longshire 12-25-2013 10:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050965)
what? i'm not scottish?

Being scottish is not the worst thing in the world, dear. Don't try to come at me with the "I'macitizenoftheworld" garbage, we are trying to help you here. As a wiccan you are truly lost and need guidance. Susan Boyle's great voice is not going to save you from hellfire.

lydiaa 12-25-2013 10:46 PM

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no, seriously, i'm not scottish :L i have absolutely no idea why my caption is "scottish retard", obviously, somebody has made yet another false assumption

Chester Longshire 12-25-2013 10:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050968)
no, seriously, i'm not scottish :L i have absolutely no idea why my caption is "scottish retard", obviously, somebody has made yet another false assumption

Thats an old trick, hon. It doesn't work on True Christians who can discern spirits. Remove the scales from your heart and lets talk about Jesus.

Didymus Much 12-25-2013 10:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050951)
...i believe in god too...

Oh, goody for you. Except for one eeensy little tiny point you've overlooked:

What evidence do you have for the existence of this "god"?

Be as specific as you can.

lydiaa 12-25-2013 10:51 PM

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...what?
what the hell does "remove the scales from your heart" mean?
and are you actually trying to imply that i am scottish?

Chester Longshire 12-25-2013 10:53 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050972)
...what?
what the hell does "remove the scales from your heart" mean?
and are you actually trying to imply that i am scottish?

Please stop with the "ned" slang, dear. Learn to capitalize your "I's", that is what we do in real American English.


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