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Alvin Moss 05-15-2015 03:08 AM

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You seem angry, John.

Roland 05-15-2015 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Xx420Illuminati666xX (Post 1145502)
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. [...]


Hello John,

You seem to be somewhat on track to being a Christian. Luke 14:26 says you should hate, perhaps not exactly to hate every single one of us but it is a start. I don´t mind it if you hate me, just don´t expect me to make any pasta for you. Anyway, good luck on your path to become a Christian!

Kind regards,

Roland

MarywasRaped 06-19-2015 10:54 PM

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When I read posts like this- especially when they are stickied at the top of the forum I know that this poster and whomever stickied it is not sane. Here is why. An adult does not insult everyone that does not believe the same thing they do. Only a fool would do that. Only a fool would post so much hate on a religious forum. Religion is supposed to be about wisdom and healing and love. The people on here are just angry and sad. If you are doing comedy, then post that on a comedy forum. If you are trying to spread the word of god, then maybe you need to take a good look at yourself. I am disappointed to say the least.

Didymus Much 06-19-2015 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MarywasRaped (Post 1148995)
...Religion is supposed to be about wisdom and healing and love...

Hi. Why haven't you read the Bible yet?

Alvin Moss 06-20-2015 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MarywasRaped (Post 1148995)
When I read posts like this- especially when they are stickied at the top of the forum I know that this poster and whomever stickied it is not sane. Here is why. An adult does not insult everyone that does not believe the same thing they do. Only a fool would do that. Only a fool would post so much hate on a religious forum. Religion is supposed to be about wisdom and healing and love. The people on here are just angry and sad. If you are doing comedy, then post that on a comedy forum. If you are trying to spread the word of god, then maybe you need to take a good look at yourself. I am disappointed to say the least.


I am familiar with your tribe. You can be identified by the smell of patchouli oil. You people believe in the Shadow People and the Lizard People, but you do not believe in God. You worship Al Gore and the failed priest Jerry Brown, but you ignore Jesus. You grow marijuana and you smoke it and you don't pay the income tax. You think you are an intellectual and a deep thinker, but you know not the Word of God. You have a Volvo and writhe to the strange music of the Grateful Dead. We know your sly tricks and so does the Lord. You will be another log burning in the fires of Hell.

SoldierofChrist 06-21-2015 10:32 PM

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I'm so glad my answers were that of a True Christian!

Alvin Moss 02-01-2017 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bubbascal (Post 1203891)
Mostly 4. There was at least a few question I lack knowledge of though. But I am not a liberal. I resemble a egalitarian and a moderate more.


Lack of knowledge is usually an indication of either liberalism or retardation, or both. You do seem a lot like the typical Democrat; rude, ignorant, opinionated (with other people's opinions), possibly violent, etc. I believe you deserve a decoration.

Marshal Kim Jong-un 02-01-2017 08:19 PM

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I can not confirm I am any of these ideologies because for all of them are capitalists, and I am a socialist.

True Christianity, like most religions, is controlled by capitalists.


Conservatives, I think we all know that is capitalist.


Liberals, they are just the same as conservatives, in fact, Conservatism is a branch of Liberalism. Don't believe me? Tell me one Liberal politician who does not support capitalism, fracking, war, pollution, police brutality and the war on drugs. Exactly. You can't.


Leftists? The political spectrum has moved so far to the right, that was is now the Left, would be more accurately known as Centre-right.


Where are the communists? Where are the socialists?


I am dismissed.


It is only under communism and socialism that true human right such as this will provide:


Jeb Stuart Thurmond 08-15-2017 03:09 PM

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Here is the Catholic view of the political spectrum:



The only part I don't get is "Gluttony". Can someone explain that, or suggest an alternative sin?

Basilissa 08-20-2017 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1217759)
The only part I don't get is "Gluttony". Can someone explain that, or suggest an alternative sin?

:hmmm: Maybe it has something to do with the idiotic "gluten-free" fad among the organic-vegan-non GMO crowds?

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 02-18-2018 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1218111)
:hmmm: Maybe it has something to do with the idiotic "gluten-free" fad among the organic-vegan-non GMO crowds?

It must be the "fat acceptance" movement. Look, it shows up in this one also:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWQ0xSWX4AEuZk-.jpg

Sally Paulson 04-27-2020 09:47 PM

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https://everythingstudies.com/2019/0...eft-and-right/

https://everythingstudies.com/2019/0...2-up-and-down/

We get our own corner of the political compass in this version, but the author has clearly never heard of us. :( Instead we get called Spartanists, but I can think of at least one thing that we don’t have on common with Spartans.


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