Catalonian referendum to leave Mexico?
 

Anyone been following this Catalonia cattiness? People are saying there could be a second Mexican civil war. Since I don't want the next Panco Villa to do his thing, I think we need to take this seriously.

I think the border wall just got a few feet higher, at this rate NASA should get involved as it's going to double as a space elevator.
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https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j...06981458053147

Re: Catalonian referendum to leave Mexico?
 

My understanding on all things Mexico is very deep, to say the least.

The problem here is with what they call "soccer". You know Catalonia has a big soccer team, called "Barcelona". They play the Mexican league against other teams, the most important of them is "Real Madrid", from the Mexican city of Madrid (it was their capital city, now is Tijuana)


So barcelona lost to Real Madrid last year, and Catalanes are still crying. They have the best "player" there, called Messi (yes, it is short for "Messiah" and he is a false prophet)


This Messiah they have cannot stand losing, in spite of being sodomized every 4 years by the Nazi team in something they call "world cup". Which is of course not a world contest because USA does not win it.


This Messiah is leading now the Catalanes to independence, so they can have their own soccer league and win it every year.


Believe it or not, this things seem very important to the barbarian Mexicans. It is not like in civilized nations where the important matters are not about sports (except when somebody kneels, that is other complete different thing)

Re: Catalonian referendum to leave Mexico?
 

That country legalized sodomite "marriage," and now the state of Catatonia wants to secede, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

Re: Catalonian referendum to leave Mexico?
 

I am not at all surprised Mexicans are trying to leave Mexico. It's all rapists there. Before, they just went to America. Now that Trump's wall is stopping them, they are looking for other ways. I sure hope they never figure out how to swim.

Re: Catalonian referendum to leave Mexico?
 

I've carefully studied the history of what happened last time around. Time for some game theory:


http://i.imgur.com/MCA4Re8.jpg

"Rock"

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"Paper beats rock."

http://www.ashbyinteriors.co.uk/wp-c...-Churchill.jpg

"Scissors beats paper".

Re: Catalonian referendum to leave Mexico?
 

Aaaaaaaaaaand I've been plagiarized again.

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He sees farther, for he stands on the shoulders of giants.