MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!
What makes a jobless single mother on benefits into a half-billionaire within 5 years? Selling your soul to Satan, that's what! :angry:
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The ability to write compelling stories with interesting characters, that's what! |
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She did not write these stories. There is no way a welfare mother could have done it. Satan invaded her spirit and gave her these story lines in order that she help him turn young minds to Satan.
Note that throughout the books, the wizard headmaster is a homosexual predator that is alone with Harry Potter all too often, and that the Ron character is always jealous when Harry spends time with Hermione because Ron wants Harry to himself. When that hot Bulgarian comes on the scene, Ron goes nuts because he is so turned on by the big one but he is attracted to a girl. The whole Weasel family has red hair. If that is not demonic imagery, I don't know what is. Demons. Witchcraft. Homosexual subplots. Parental disrespect. It's all Satan, Satan, Satan. |
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As if we needed any more proof. That Godless whore has children by different fathers! :fear2: I am glad my Jean is not such a slut.
What is her husband thinking, allowing a woman to make money from selling Satanic material to young children? Is he a man or a homer? :thumbdown: |
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Many people have writing talent - Rowling happens to be one of them. As for my pipe, I prefer chocolate tobacco. |
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People have the ability to be very creative, whether be writing, drawing, movie making, comedy, music, etc. You don't have to put a stamp on it and saying its Satan's fault because they are making tons of cash over it. Don't jump to conclusions saying it was Satan's Act that did this. |
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The only reason they disapprove of her making so much money off the Harry Potter enterprise is that they aren't getting any of it. If she was giving them her money, they wouldn't care how she made it. |
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Everyone here knows that harry potter is a work of fiction right?
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These Landovites ain't the brightest bulbs in the chandelier. |
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Why add queer into the statement but not witches? Are you trying to tell us something? |
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My kids arent' big readers but if they were i still woudlnt' let them read those harry potter books someone told me that the author used real magic spells in those books so it must be from satin besides they could use the money for better things like giving it to the church and if they have to read they can read the bible.
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The spells in the books are not real. The words are faux Latin. Don't believe me? Try it. Point a stick at an object and say "Wingardium leviosa." If the spell were real, the object would rise and float in the air. I can promise you, it won't. If it does, I'll eat it with fava beans and a nice Chianti. Point a stick at a person and say "Avrada kedavra." If the spell were real, the person would drop dead on the spot. All that will happen in reality is that they will look at you as if you've lost your mind. But you probably get that a lot anyway. |
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Ok now everyone read this, and read it good... Joanne Rowling is not a witch, a Satanist, or anything evil!! She is a respectful member of the Church of Scotland. She is not a whore or slut, her husband abandoned her with her child. She lived in poverty! Just because she worked hard and supported her daughter doesn't mean the devil did it! And now that she has money, she donates almost half of her earnings to charities, like -One Parent Familes-. She is married to a man who will accutally respect her. And for all of you crackpot's that say she's teaching childern witchcraft, well i have news for you, she's not, it all nosense by paranoid people. It is Fiction! F, I, C, T, I, O, N... FICTION!!!!!! Something fun to read, entertaining... Get over yourselves!
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