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Godless Brits Replace Baby Jesus With a Sausage Roll

It is up to we True Christians™ to win the War on Christmas. It is a world wide war and we must fight through every country.

The latest fight is in Britain. A big bakery chain there has manager scenes in its shop windows. The stores took Baby Jesus out of His cradle and replaced Him with a sausage roll.

We need to stamp out blasphemy where ever we see it and Britain is where we need troops this week:
Greggs’ portrayal of Jesus as a sausage roll echoes the Gospel of John, says biblical studies expert

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Re: Godless Brits Replace Baby Jesus With a Sausage Roll

It's making the Wise Men come off as though they are enticed by something that looks phallic. Is the man who put a sausage roll on Jesus's cradle implying that the Wise Men were three gay men ogling over a giant penis? I don't understand. Back when I used to be a gay, I would ogle over phallic shaped food without even realizing it. Putting it in my mouth and eating or sucking on them slowly. Only after I found Christ did I realize that this was a sin. I need to look away, lest the demons tempt me again.

Re: Godless Brits Replace Baby Jesus With a Sausage Roll

I must admit that I was initially triggered by this (along with the ensuing outrage).

We do have to stop and consider that in celebrating the birth of the Baby Jesus we have to give thanks to Him for overturning Leviticus and the jew dietary laws and permitting the consumption of pork and bacon (although I sometimes wonder just how much pork is really in those British bangers - mostly filler if you ask me).

If a few mooselimbs happen to be offended along the way I wouldn't complain.

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And when he was entered into the house from the people, his disciples asked him concerning the parable.

And he saith unto them, Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him;

Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats?

And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man.

For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,

Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:

All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

- Mark 7:17-23

Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith.

- Galatians 3:24

Re: Godless Brits Replace Baby Jesus With a Sausage Roll

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Originally Posted by Bubba Buck (Post 1224352)

I agree the white Wise Men do seem to be enjoying themselves. Maybe this entire thing is something like modern art which I do not understand.