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Rev. Jim Osborne 09-14-2010 12:05 PM

Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adventure
 
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So, over this past weekend, I went to the infamous sinful hellhole Las Vegas. Now, I don't usually like to go to Vegas in September, because of the dreadful desert heatwaves, but a buddy of mine (Rev. Tom Grier) invited me for some golf tournament to help raise money for some Republican tea party congressional candidates, so how could I say no?

So after a long sweaty day of swinging nine-irons, I thought I could refresh and do some of the Lord's work by hanging out at the new, chic club called Jet which they have at the Mirage and do some missionary work on some of the young, unsaved ladies there.

You wouldn't believe how disgusted I was. All these young women, aged 18-24, moving their bodies on the dance floor, slurping cocktails like they were a stranded castaway in a desert, doing lurid, horrible lesbian acts with one another in public. I almost puked. I admit, probably the only thing worse than all these sinful, abominable acts was the fact that the club did not feature my favorite Scotch. Yes, I realize it's rather hard to get their hands on an $18,000 Scotch, but this is my preferred drink! How can I enjoy an evening without taking in the subtle flavors and idiosyncratic poignancies of a drink which is truly an artform?

So, I had to settle for a 30-year old Glenfidditch. Which is a great Scotch, don't get me wrong, but a man of my caliber deserves the best and they simply did not deliver. Will I be coming back? Eh, time will tell.

Anyways, after getting through half the bottle and some Biblical debate with my fine pastor friends, we hit the dance floor, in search of some young, unsaved hussy to save. My goal that night was to bring as many women as I possibly could to my private hotel suite on the top floor of the Mirage, and make them get down on their knees before me and accept Jesus Christ as their savior.

And boy howdy, did I meet them. In the photo below (at the bottom of the page), you can see four young ladies and I managed to get every single one of them up into my suite later that evening for some testimony and Gospel-sharing. PRAISE JESUS!

On the far left is Shannon. She is 22 and a cocktail waitress at the MGM grand. She grew up Catholic, but all night I pounded into her why Catholics are Satanists, and that she needs to become a born-again Christian.

The second one on the left is Allyson. She grew up Mormon and you had no idea how much I had to convince her that her religion was complete bull. I had this woman open-wide to receive the TRUTH that Jesus Christ alone is her savior! Shout GLORY!

Then the one to my right, the one whispering in my ear. Her name was Danica, and she was 30. A bit old, but never too old to receive the Good News into her, you know? I orally testified to her all night about how the Lord saved me, and she dropped to her knees, wet tears running all down her face on how she was a sinner and needed Christ in her badly. I helped put Christ into her. She needed it.

Finally, the girl on the far right, I forget her name, but it's not important. All I know is she came up to my suite for a quick 15-minute Gospel spiel then went down to her place. She'll probably burn in Hell, but who gives a crap at this point?

THE PICTURE BELOW WHICH I REFERENCED...

Viggo B. Kristoffersen 09-14-2010 12:40 PM

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What a glorious day this must have been for these unpure girls you met. Beside Jesus and God himself, I can't think of any person who would be better to meet than you. Especially if you are a young slutty teen girl.

Praise the LORD.

Bobby-Joe 09-14-2010 01:23 PM

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Godly account Reverend. Your tireless work with unsaved tramps is legendary. Four harlots SAVED in one night. You are a Gospel spreading MACHINE Osborn. GLORY!

WinnerNotSinner 09-15-2010 01:38 AM

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BRAVO Rev. Jim! I really don't know anybody like you who still has so much energy in his old age. It's truly remarkable what you are doing, and how much you are engaging with these young women, they have really proved to be your speciality!
Many lesser men would be retired at your age, sitting around limp watching the world go by. Not you. Through the power of Christ I wish you good health so you can minister the hell out of women for many more years to come.

Nobar King 09-15-2010 01:51 AM

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I don't really ever get a chance to go to Vegas, but I'm looking forward to the casino night fund-raiser here in December.

Albasha 10-07-2010 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 599633)
So, over this past weekend, I went to the infamous sinful hellhole Las Vegas. Now, I don't usually like to go to Vegas in September, because of the dreadful desert heatwaves, but a buddy of mine (Rev. Tom Grier) invited me for some golf tournament to help raise money for some Republican tea party congressional candidates, so how could I say no?

So after a long sweaty day of swinging nine-irons, I thought I could refresh and do some of the Lord's work by hanging out at the new, chic club called Jet which they have at the Mirage and do some missionary work on some of the young, unsaved ladies there.

You wouldn't believe how disgusted I was. All these young women, aged 18-24, moving their bodies on the dance floor, slurping cocktails like they were a stranded castaway in a desert, doing lurid, horrible lesbian acts with one another in public. I almost puked. I admit, probably the only thing worse than all these sinful, abominable acts was the fact that the club did not feature my favorite Scotch. Yes, I realize it's rather hard to get their hands on an $18,000 Scotch, but this is my preferred drink! How can I enjoy an evening without taking in the subtle flavors and idiosyncratic poignancies of a drink which is truly an artform?

So, I had to settle for a 30-year old Glenfidditch. Which is a great Scotch, don't get me wrong, but a man of my caliber deserves the best and they simply did not deliver. Will I be coming back? Eh, time will tell.

Anyways, after getting through half the bottle and some Biblical debate with my fine pastor friends, we hit the dance floor, in search of some young, unsaved hussy to save. My goal that night was to bring as many women as I possibly could to my private hotel suite on the top floor of the Mirage, and make them get down on their knees before me and accept Jesus Christ as their savior.

And boy howdy, did I meet them. In the photo below (at the bottom of the page), you can see four young ladies and I managed to get every single one of them up into my suite later that evening for some testimony and Gospel-sharing. PRAISE JESUS!

On the far left is Shannon. She is 22 and a cocktail waitress at the MGM grand. She grew up Catholic, but all night I pounded into her why Catholics are Satanists, and that she needs to become a born-again Christian.

The second one on the left is Allyson. She grew up Mormon and you had no idea how much I had to convince her that her religion was complete bull. I had this woman open-wide to receive the TRUTH that Jesus Christ alone is her savior! Shout GLORY!

Then the one to my right, the one whispering in my ear. Her name was Danica, and she was 30. A bit old, but never too old to receive the Good News into her, you know? I orally testified to her all night about how the Lord saved me, and she dropped to her knees, wet tears running all down her face on how she was a sinner and needed Christ in her badly. I helped put Christ into her. She needed it.

Finally, the girl on the far right, I forget her name, but it's not important. All I know is she came up to my suite for a quick 15-minute Gospel spiel then went down to her place. She'll probably burn in Hell, but who gives a crap at this point?

THE PICTURE BELOW WHICH I REFERENCED...

Good account Rev. May I ask, do you get your haircut in LA at the same place as my brother Terry?

Albasha 10-07-2010 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Albasha (Post 612592)
Good account Rev. May I ask, do you get your haircut in LA at the same place as my brother Terry Wogan?

Terry Wogan's Hair for men is the joint he runs

baptistslovetheboaby 10-07-2010 09:12 PM

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Just googled the said Hair studio and this fell upon me

Terry 14:26
And when he cut the hair of his head (for at the end of every year he used to cut it; when it was heavy on him, he cut it), he weighed the hair of his head, two hundred shekels by the king’s weight.

Bobby-Joe 10-07-2010 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Albasha (Post 612592)
Good account Rev. May I ask, do you get your haircut in LA at the same place as my brother Terry?

You think a man of God like Rev Osborne is going to get his hair cut as some $11 dollar Super Haircuts? That is an insult to Jesus friend.

LongJohn 10-20-2010 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 612678)
You think a man of God like Rev Osborne is going to get his hair cut as some $11 dollar Super Haircuts? That is an insult to Jesus friend.

Brother Joe, not if Rev Osborne donates the other $39 for a second trip to bring the Good Word to those young tramps. After all, is a good hair cut worth leaving a young tramp ignorant of her chance at salvation? Her, possibly only chance, to get down on her knees before Rev Osborne and accept Jesus Christ as her savior and become a True Christian?

darkdonkey 11-16-2010 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 599633)
THE PICTURE BELOW WHICH I REFERENCED...

Um,

You shall not commit adultery

That picture looks otherwise.

Petal 11-17-2010 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by darkdonkey (Post 638240)
Um,

You shall not commit adultery

That picture looks otherwise.

<_< i not see no adultrys in that there pickture, Mr.Donkey! :angry: maybee you just see what you wants to see, an that mean that you gots a dirty minds :thumbdown:

Gayboy666 11-22-2010 04:42 PM

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HAHAHAHAHAHA CATHOLICS ARE SATANISTS!!

How can you say that you all believe in the same god.

and for the record I've read the Satanic Bible, it's more believable than the filth you read!

I actually can't believe that people like you exist. It upsets me to think that your whole life revolves around "God" and "Jesus"

Why don't you just believe in yourself rather than some unreal deity!

I will only believe in "God" when I see visual proof of his existence

chances are I'll be burning in Hell with my pal Satan!

You are actually wasting your time. Because when you die, YOU DIE! That's it life over. No heaven no Hell no Purgatory no piffleing "God" it's just black, cold, empty darkness.

Jepedo 01-08-2011 03:21 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 599633)
So, over this past weekend, I went to the infamous sinful hellhole Las Vegas. Now, I don't usually like to go to Vegas in September, because of the dreadful desert heatwaves, but a buddy of mine (Rev. Tom Grier) invited me for some golf tournament to help raise money for some Republican tea party congressional candidates, so how could I say no?

So after a long sweaty day of swinging nine-irons, I thought I could refresh and do some of the Lord's work by hanging out at the new, chic club called Jet which they have at the Mirage and do some missionary work on some of the young, unsaved ladies there.

You wouldn't believe how disgusted I was. All these young women, aged 18-24, moving their bodies on the dance floor, slurping cocktails like they were a stranded castaway in a desert, doing lurid, horrible lesbian acts with one another in public. I almost puked. I admit, probably the only thing worse than all these sinful, abominable acts was the fact that the club did not feature my favorite Scotch. Yes, I realize it's rather hard to get their hands on an $18,000 Scotch, but this is my preferred drink! How can I enjoy an evening without taking in the subtle flavors and idiosyncratic poignancies of a drink which is truly an artform?

So, I had to settle for a 30-year old Glenfidditch. Which is a great Scotch, don't get me wrong, but a man of my caliber deserves the best and they simply did not deliver. Will I be coming back? Eh, time will tell.

Anyways, after getting through half the bottle and some Biblical debate with my fine pastor friends, we hit the dance floor, in search of some young, unsaved hussy to save. My goal that night was to bring as many women as I possibly could to my private hotel suite on the top floor of the Mirage, and make them get down on their knees before me and accept Jesus Christ as their savior.

And boy howdy, did I meet them. In the photo below (at the bottom of the page), you can see four young ladies and I managed to get every single one of them up into my suite later that evening for some testimony and Gospel-sharing. PRAISE JESUS!

On the far left is Shannon. She is 22 and a cocktail waitress at the MGM grand. She grew up Catholic, but all night I pounded into her why Catholics are Satanists, and that she needs to become a born-again Christian.

The second one on the left is Allyson. She grew up Mormon and you had no idea how much I had to convince her that her religion was complete bull. I had this woman open-wide to receive the TRUTH that Jesus Christ alone is her savior! Shout GLORY!

Then the one to my right, the one whispering in my ear. Her name was Danica, and she was 30. A bit old, but never too old to receive the Good News into her, you know? I orally testified to her all night about how the Lord saved me, and she dropped to her knees, wet tears running all down her face on how she was a sinner and needed Christ in her badly. I helped put Christ into her. She needed it.

Finally, the girl on the far right, I forget her name, but it's not important. All I know is she came up to my suite for a quick 15-minute Gospel spiel then went down to her place. She'll probably burn in Hell, but who gives a crap at this point?

THE PICTURE BELOW WHICH I REFERENCED...


Can I work for your ministry? I will do so tirelessly for the Lord! :jesus::innocent::thumbsup:

Lady Delacroix 01-08-2011 03:52 AM

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Do you really have to travel all the way to Vegas to find whores to "save"?

Cranky Old Man 01-08-2011 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Delacroix (Post 670630)
Do you really have to travel all the way to Vegas to find whores to "save"?

It just shows how much effort Rev. Jim Osborne puts into saving those poor sluts! He is a great man and a great example for every man in Freehold!

Cornelius Blaze 01-08-2011 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 670778)
It just shows how much effort Rev. Jim Osborne puts into saving those poor sluts! He is a great man and a great example for every man in Freehold!

& he is getting laid.

Cranky Old Man 01-08-2011 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Cornelius Blaze (Post 670790)
& he is getting laid

Of course he is, after a day of hard work he has to lay down and rest. Everyone does.

WinnerNotSinner 01-08-2011 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Delacroix (Post 670630)
Do you really have to travel all the way to Vegas to find whores to "save"?

If we all had your attitude NOBODY would ever get Saved© outside of Freehold. It just goes to show how much nicer we are than our athiest counterparts, they wouldn't bother helping their own mothers if they had to travel for it! :angry: :thumbdown:

Bravo Rev. Jim, I'm sure you gave many girls a hard time about their "deathstyle", and planted the seed to send them on the path of the LORD. :thumbsup:

Brother Scott 01-10-2011 04:15 AM

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Rev. Jim............I truly do admire you tireless dedication to showing these harlots the error of their sinful Godless ways.


Just look at the way they dress!! It's appalling!! I do hope that you managed to get them out of those whorish clothes as soon as possible and gave them a good tongue lashing so that they may come to the Lord.


You are truly an inspiration and I hope to one day follow in your foot steps!


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