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Levi Jones 09-11-2009 04:35 AM

What are you offended by right now?
 
Right now, I am offended by the following. What about you, brothers and sisters?

The Hugh Heffner commercial on football.

A Levi's Jeans interracial kiss on a commercial.

The singing of Berlin's Take My Breath Away the sodomite Top Gun theme song.

The constant cramming of the homosexual lifestyle down our throats with the Prius commercials.

A commercial in which people ripped their clothes off in a Jack in the Box ad. You on the east coast were spared from this perversion.

NBC's Rainbow Logo.

The guy next to me didn't take off his hat during the singing of The National Anthem.

The guy next to me didn't pray before he ate.

The length of the bartender's shorts.

Ben Roethlisberger's satanic hand gesture at the end of the game. Very, very offended here.

Andrea Kramer being so old as a sideline reporter.

The Steelers winning.

Nobar King 09-11-2009 04:42 AM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
To tell the truth, I'm most offended by the 'Free Credit Report.com' adverts. There are several of them, and as soon as one appears on the TV I hit the mute or switch to another channel as fast as possible.

These cretins are part of the entire credit problem, yet their ads are seen on every channel at all times of the day. There's nothing worse on TV than these ads, besides all of the viagra ads and pleas to either buy your gold or sell you gold.

Levi Jones 09-11-2009 05:13 AM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
The Indians in Algodones thrusting their babies in front of me and demanding money today. Baby need food! Baby need food!

angels 09-11-2009 05:15 AM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Being assosciated with a murdering, blaspheming, evil and Godless Country. England.:thumbdown:

Pastor Ezekiel 09-11-2009 05:20 AM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Nothing offends me more than sin.

Isabella Abbey 09-11-2009 02:19 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
This smudge of Burt's Bees Lip Gloss on this person's cup next to me. :mda:

Oh, wait -- that's mine. Never mind. Nothing offensive here. :birgits_coffee:


:heart:

Bobby-Joe 09-11-2009 03:26 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
That I can't practice my religion the way God wants me to offends me.

That as a white Christian I am part of the biggest persecuted majority in the country.

That my fellow Christian refuse to believe their is something called an "I-80 speedball"; vodka and Viagra that is used to sodomites it leave good Christian men vulnerable to depravity.

Brother Temperance 09-14-2009 06:34 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Italians writing books, lazy minorities and alcoholic punks getting money for not working, modern "art", hippies opening their mouths and not getting smacked in the face, the fact that so-called "mentally ill" people get "treatment" instead of proper exorcisms. Oh, and when queers hold hands in public. There's just no need for that kind of flamboyant deviancy!

Justina Thyme 09-18-2009 06:23 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
This used car dealer who ends every commercial by saying, "It's gonna be HUUUUUUUG-E-AAA!!" Makes me cringe every.single.time.

Capt. Aaron Portway 09-18-2009 07:06 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
The constant flow of Unsaved Trash that insist on coming onto our Godly Forum to persecute us.

And people who speak Mexican instead of American. That AWLAYS offends me.

And if I really think about it, Mexicans almost always seem to manage to offend me in some way, everytime I run into them.

So basically, Unsaved Trash and Mexicans.

moral path 09-19-2009 01:22 AM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 398240)
Nothing offends me more than sin.

My thoughts exactly, how hard it is to be True Christian floating atop a sea of sinners.

Marshall 09-19-2009 02:04 AM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Today I am once again offended by Barack Hussein Obama and his Liberal "Joy to the world" attitude.

I heard he isn't going to put missiles in Poland or somewhere so that Russia doesn't get butthurt over it anymore. The last damned thing we need right now it to be even MORE weak than we already seem. He's doing this to appease Russia which has a real man as it's leader, meanwhile Iran is laughing at America and spitting on Old Glory as they build nukes with American cities names on them because no one here is going to do anything about it!
Not Obama that's for sure.
Buttpackistan is laughing at America and wiping their filthy buttholes with our precious flag because our bank teller of a President is such a pathetic weakling. Even Osama Bin Laden has released a tape calling America and Obama weak and ineffective, basically calling us all nancyboys and wimps. Daring us to knock the block of their pedophile prophets shoulder as he spreads his poisonous faith over the planet like a blooksoaked blanket.

That is what offends me right now.

Glendora Christianson 09-19-2009 02:13 AM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Several things are really offending me!

1 Not everyone says "God bless you" when someone sneezes. Some folks say "bless you" skip GOD! Others say "gazuntite" and some don't say anything at all (probably homers and atheists). There should be a national law recognizing "God bless you" as what should be said after a sneeze! I'll bet most of the Democrats would vote against it though!

2 President Obama's skin seemed to get darker after he was elected. Why cant he wear some Mr. K and make himself look a little whiter? Also, I can't stand those blue lips. Why can't our president wear some lipstick? Not like a homer would, but something natural looking!

3 I will mention this next item cautiously. One of our fine ladies of Landover is building a Tupperware collection made entirely out of other gal's Tupperware. If you ask her to get it back, she'll tell you that she gave it to someone else to return it to you.

UnSaved Scum 09-19-2009 06:15 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Goths, VampireFreaks.com, darkies

Marshall 09-19-2009 06:21 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Well of course Goths and blacks are offensive! Goths for the way they look and dress, blacks for everything they do and say. I think the main offense for coloreds is their ignorant accent and the way they communicate with the world using half words and slang.
Even when they have riches and can afford to be normal and speak American they still remain ignorant and poorly dressed.
Case in point, here is a colored boy named "Ju" and his garbled mumblings concerning his cash. Who can understand him?


Brother Temperance 09-19-2009 06:22 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
There is no room for racism here at Landover, friend.

Today: Women, people who have "emotions" (like that's a thing), Europeans, the names of Korean people. Disgusting!

Brother Temperance 09-19-2009 06:24 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshall (Post 401980)
Case in point, here is a colored boy named "Ju" and his garbled mumblings concerning his cash. Who can understand him?

A darkie Joo? :rabbi: Those Christ-killing spear-chuckers are extremely rare, and usually seem to have one eye for some reason. I imagine they'll probably be senior lieutenants in Satan's army come the Last Battle.

Marshall 09-19-2009 06:28 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Saved Trash (Post 401977)
niggers

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 401981)
There is no room for racism here at Landover, friend.

Brother Temperance is quite correct, we frown upon racism here in Gods forum, try not to be so offensive when speaking of the darker races and their inherent problems.

UnSaved Scum 09-19-2009 06:30 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
Sorry, i was unaware.

SUV 09-19-2009 08:15 PM

Re: What are you offended by right now?
 
ASS BURGERS! Yuck! :nononono:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson (Post 401722)
3 I will mention this next item cautiously. One of our fine ladies of Landover is building a Tupperware collection made entirely out of other gal's Tupperware. If you ask her to get it back, she'll tell you that she gave it to someone else to return it to you.

Mother Glynndie, I'm Sure this Lady has a Perfectly good explanation for this seeming faux pas :angel1:

And I'm quite Sure she didn't contaminate any of the nice Plastic with ASS BURGERS!!!!! I can't stand it!!!!! :rip:


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