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Lycia The Repentant 09-29-2010 10:54 PM

I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?
 
So I was visiting my new favorite Christian book store the other day when I found a weird book there. I forgot my wallet at home, but the clerk was so happy I had been recently filled and penetrated by the Gospel that he let me have it for free :)

Its called the Malleus Maleficarum. At first I wasn't worried about the name because I figured it was like those Hebrew names in the bible. :)

But then I saw it was for Catlicks! :o

But then I saw it was for hunting witches, so I just wasn't sure if its ok to be reading this. Can a True Christian™ man let me know if its ok? Or if I should just throw it in the fireplace and read a cookbook instead? :)

BelieverInGod 09-29-2010 11:04 PM

Re: I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?
 
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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant (Post 607735)
So I was visiting my new favorite Christian book store the other day when I found a weird book there. I forgot my wallet at home, but the clerk was so happy I had been recently filled and penetrated by the Gospel that he let me have it for free :)

Its called the Malleus Maleficarum. At first I wasn't worried about the name because I figured it was like those Hebrew names in the bible. :)

But then I saw it was for Catlicks! :o

But then I saw it was for hunting witches, so I just wasn't sure if its ok to be reading this. Can a True Christian™ man let me know if its ok? Or if I should just throw it in the fireplace and read a cookbook instead? :)

I really don't think it's worth reading. Everything you need to know about witches can be found in the KJV Bible. Remember that as a True Christian we have the God given right and responsibility to rebuke demons at anytime. That book basically puts Satan on equal footing with God and makes it look lie a True Christian™ couldn't spot a demon when they saw one. The book also talks about using astrology, divination and other evil tools in order to find witches.

Brother Barnabus 09-29-2010 11:11 PM

Re: I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?
 
I don't know .... Have you put some kind of spell on me baby??!!:fear2:

Lycia The Repentant 09-30-2010 12:11 AM

Re: I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?
 
Oh my! I knew as soon as I had any doubts I should have thrown this book in the fireplace. Apparently it lays out detailed instructions for women to fornicate with demons and steal men's tallywhackers! :o

Truly we women are an evil sex :(

Mr. Barnabus, I would do no such thing! If you ever find yourself in Evil Philadelphia, please allow me to bake you a pie and visit my apartment as a way of apology. Perhaps you can help show me the errors of my feminine ways with a prayer session if you ever find yourself here too! :)

landoverlover 09-30-2010 12:29 AM

Re: I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?
 
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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant (Post 607735)
So I was visiting my new favorite Christian book store the other day when I found a weird book there. I forgot my wallet at home, but the clerk was so happy I had been recently filled and penetrated by the Gospel that he let me have it for free :)

Its called the Malleus Maleficarum. At first I wasn't worried about the name because I figured it was like those Hebrew names in the bible. :)

But then I saw it was for Catlicks! :o

But then I saw it was for hunting witches, so I just wasn't sure if its ok to be reading this. Can a True Christian™ man let me know if its ok? Or if I should just throw it in the fireplace and read a cookbook instead? :)


Good news is it's chock full of creative ways to kill sinners. Makes Saw IV look like Mr. Rogers.

If you're into Holy Torture Porn, it's worth a read, despite it's sinful origin.

Pastor Ezekiel 09-30-2010 12:42 AM

Re: I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?
 
The Witches Hammer? Great book, I highly recommend it. The study of witches and demons and how to dispose of them is always worthwhile. :thumbsup:

Brother Barnabus 09-30-2010 12:42 AM

Re: I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?
 
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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant (Post 607778)
Oh my! I knew as soon as I had any doubts I should have thrown this book in the fireplace. Apparently it lays out detailed instructions for women to fornicate with demons and steal men's tallywhackers! :o

Truly we women are an evil sex :(

Mr. Barnabus, I would do no such thing! If you ever find yourself in Evil Philadelphia, please allow me to bake you a pie and visit my apartment as a way of apology. Perhaps you can help show me the errors of my feminine ways with a prayer session if you ever find yourself here too! :)

I do have 2 sisters who live down the road from you in that cesspool of a town called Baltimore. Perhaps someday ....??


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