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Pastor Ezekiel 06-18-2011 03:12 AM

The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
This one has my vote. :furious:



Quote:


"He Was Raped" by Broken Hope


Pushed face down upon the floor
Legs kicked apart, hare-ass in the air
A fistful of hair yanks his head back
He supposedly pardons us for every sin
But can Jesus forgive those who desecrated his body?
Incarcerated inside a Roman prison
Jesus would soon find His feminine side
They parted his buttocks like the Red Sea

Carrying His cross as blood ran down his leg
The bitter taste of asthetic discharges upon the palate
Imprisoned disciples witnessed the irreverent crime
But the bible will never acknowledge the debauchery
In lock-up he was unable to spread the holy word
Because irreligious penis' clogged His immaculate windpipe
The guards laughed at the Messiah's screams
No angels came to bring Jesus deliverance

A handful of inmates would make the Nazarene their bitch
Sexually frocing Him to open His holiest orifices
Never tell the truth of the Lord's molestation
The anointed deep throating, anally plundered, and crucified
Did His wounds really heal?

Carrying His cross as blood ran down His leg
The bitter taste of asthetic discharge upon the palate
Imprisoned disciples witnessed the irreverent crime
But the bible will never acknowledge the debauchery
In lock-up he was unable to spread the holy word
Because irreligious penis' clogged His immaculate windpipe
The guards laughed at the Messiah's screams
No angels came to bering Jesus deliverance

He was raped
He was raped
He was raped
The reaming of the Redeemer
He was raped
He was raped
He was raped
The penetration of God's Son
He was raped
He was raped
He was raped
The violation of the Savior
He was raped
He was raped
He was raped
Christ sodomized for our sins

He supposedly pardons us for every sin
But can Jesus forgive those who desecrated His body?
The most heinous offenses to ever disgrace the Lord
His pain and humiliation echoed through heaven
As hymns of gospel sing of his greatness


RevDrJack 06-18-2011 03:40 AM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 766425)
This one has my vote. :furious:


Lesson For Today by Reverend Dr. Jack

You shall reap what you sow.

On January 20, 2010, vocalist Joe Ptacek of Satan's band Broken Hope, committed suicide with a gunshot to the head. Who shall weep for him?



Job 4:8 Even as I have seen, they that plow iniquity, and sow wickedness, reap the same.


Rather, break free from sin and devote yourselves to the Lord God Almighty. It's too late for Joe Ptacek.

Hos 10:12 Sow to yourselves in righteousness, reap in mercy; break up your fallow ground: for it is time to seek the LORD, till he come and rain righteousness upon you.

Yours in Christ,

Rev. Dr. Jack

Zechariah Smyth 06-18-2011 03:56 AM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
Brother Jack, I'm glad that story had a happy ending.

:lol:

Here is my candidate. It's pretty much a go-to-hell hat trick: a nigra woman singing about fornication.



YiC,

Z. Smyth
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RevDrJack 06-18-2011 02:20 PM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 766436)
Brother Jack, I'm glad that story had a happy ending.

:lol:

Here is my candidate. It's pretty much a go-to-hell hat trick: a nigra woman singing about fornication.



YiC,

Z. Smyth
Posted via Mobile Device

Brother Zech,
She is not just singing about fornication, she is masturbating while singing about fornication. How sad it is that such a beautiful singing voice was wasted on sinful disco instead of praising Jesus in her Master's house.

She should have been praising the Lord instead of masturbating on stage in her prostitute boots. I'm willing to bet her voice now sounds like a withered old hag prostitute burn out, because she chose the path that leads to destruction.

You posted a video of her last night. See what she looks like today? There is a lesson here Brother Zech, and it is choose the Lord or suffer the consequences.

http://www.waterfrontcottageproperty.com/Gaines.jpg


The Lord is not slow about his promise.

YIC

Rev. Friday Obobo 06-19-2011 05:06 PM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
What about this American band called Lamb of God? They have a 'song' in which they invite the young audience they are playing for to join them in hell.



The lyrics:

Pray for blood,
Pray for the cleansing,
Pray for the flood,
Pray for the end of this nightmare.
This lie of a life can as quickly as it came dissolve.
We seek only reprieve and welcome the darkness.
The myth of a meaning so lost and forgotten (forgotten).

Take hold of my hand,
For you are no longer alone.
Walk with me in hell.

Pray for solace,
Pray for resolve,
Pray for a savior,
Pray for deliverance, some kind of purpose.
A glimpse of a light in this void of existence.

Now witness the end of an age.
Hope dies in hands of believers.
Who seek the truth in the liar's eye.

Take hold of my hand,
For you are no longer alone.
Walk with me in hell.

Walk with me in hell [x5]

Take hold of my hand,
For you are no longer alone.
Walk with me in hell [x3]
You're never alone [x5]
Walk with me in hell.

YiC,

Rev. Friday Obobo :jesus:

Frederick Bloomers 06-19-2011 08:40 PM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
Don't forget this offering from the original Death Metal band, The Rolling Stones:

Sympathy For The Devil

The title alone tells you all you need to know. The worst part is that this song was written many years ago, so has tricked generations of people into becoming atheists and has convinced all these evil bands to write Satanic songs of their own.

Saint Vitus 06-23-2011 09:19 AM

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MitzaLizalor 06-23-2011 11:20 AM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
I CORINTHIANS 6:15-20
Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid. What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he , shall be one flesh. But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit. Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.


WARNING
I am not prepared to post the actual clip.
The title alone is just too vile, and if I mention the words "what passes for high art" and "in Melbourne (Australia)"
I'm sure that will be sufficient to explain why.

Anyone wishing to understand the depths to which this island has plunged in the liberal antichristian paradigm agenda (since our somewhat inauspicious beginning) will need to view the clip, however, and so I am posting a link: but BE WARNED :bad:


SUV 09-28-2011 02:43 PM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
Talk about when I saw Happy Kyne flapping his arms performing "Disco Duck" on Fernwood 2 Nite I thought I would swoon!!!


SonOfDefiance 10-10-2011 01:25 PM

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reaper17112 01-02-2012 08:48 AM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
This song has to be THE MOST Christian song I've heard in awhile.



Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 01-02-2012 09:00 AM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by reaper17112 (Post 830734)
This song has to be THE MOST Christian song I've heard in awhile.



It sounds like a possessed man trying to pass a whole demon from his rectum. :thumbdown:

Brother Temperance 01-02-2012 05:20 PM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
The way that these monsters use Satan's catchy doo-wop surf harmonies to try and make their blasphemous anti-God message sound appealing is simply unacceptable:


And they add insult to injury by naming themselves after the foetus, which is one of God's favourite creatures.
Using the blessed story of how Jesus drove some demons into swine to promote the drug addiction lifestyle is frankly not on either.


Satan's tricks are everywhere. Would you believe that this song spent fifteen weeks as the #1 song in the UK pop charts? There is something very wrong with British people.


formerjapworshiper 01-11-2012 01:06 AM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8p61...eature=related

"The end of a millenium, we waited a long long time, to see the brave new world, and the mountains we would climb"

Promoting a shameful pagan practise that there would be a "new world" at the "end of a millenium".

"But there's nothing you need to defend, there's nothing great about me"

Promoting pride?:thumbdown:

And here's one that is definitely promoting self-worship and cults of the body.

"All I will ever believe is the pounding of my heart though it doesn't answer questions, that's just the way it goes. All I will ever have faith in is the beating in my chest. It won't predict tomorrow or give me eternal rest."

It is so clear that this song is promoting ungodly paganism.

Seth Campbell 01-11-2012 01:12 AM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
Well since we're just coming out of the CHRISTMAS season, two that really grind my gears are...

The atheist anthem



And

White Christmas, because you know snow is so much more important than Jesus. :angry:


Rev. M. Rodimer 01-11-2012 09:15 PM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
Just listen to this steaming heap of anti-Biblical lies! :angry:


Bible Thumping Billy 01-12-2012 05:59 AM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 835089)
Just listen to this steaming heap of anti-Biblical lies! :angry:



Have mercy, what next? "Jesus, loves all the fags?"

I caught my son listening to this unholy negro music the other day, he told me that his friends told him to listen to it. After taking a listen you will see why my boy won't be able to to sit for a week. After so much good progress :thumbdown:


ExGay Alex 01-12-2012 03:29 PM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 835089)
Just listen to this steaming heap of anti-Biblical lies! :angry:


What kind of propaganda are the Lie-berals feeding these children??? He most assuredly doesn't like the brown ones. Good grief, He starves them mercilessly, and rightly so. Genesis 9:2027. Ezekiel 6:9-10.

Opus-Eponymous1 02-09-2012 02:03 AM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
My personal nominee for most Anti-Christian song ever would have to be... KILL THE CHRISTIAN by american "death metal band" Deicide (the act of killing God). What a horrendous title, from a clearly perverted and sinful band!

Lyrics are as follows:


You are the one we despise
Day in day out your words compromise lives
I will love watching you die
Soon it will be and by your own demise

Buried in hypocrisy
Lacerate your faith in god
Morally diseased
On the cross of Calvary your body bashed, defeated, stabbed

Blessing as you hate
Loyal to your enemies
Monetary faith
As him you'll pay for the lies of your prophecy
Satan wants you dead

Kill the christian, kill the christian
Kill the christian, kill the christian
Kill the christian, kill the christian
Kill the christian

Armies of darkness unite
Destroy their temples and churches with fire
Where in his world will you hide
Sentenced to death, the anointment of christ

In due time your path leads to me
Put you out of your misery

The death of prediction
Kill the christian

Kill the christian...dead!


I'm absolutely shocked!

Opus-Eponymous1 02-09-2012 02:08 AM

Re: The MOST Anti-Christian Songs EVER!
 
This is another song from Deicide, entitled Behind The Light Thou Shall Rise

Disemboweled on the altar jesus christ
Entrails in the pentagram circle
Spill his blood and reversing catholic humn
Invocate the onslaught of Satan

Master Lord lucifer
From behind the light thou shall rise
Drink ourselves as you feed
His offering of purity

Bible bleed, hell on Earth has been achieved
Thou will fail before Lord Satan
Casting sin, pissing on their crucifix
Stepping forth into his creation

Master Lord lucifer
From behind the light thou shall rise
Walk His Earth, invade in pain
His christians become the enslaved

What was once is never more
Infernal Lord Father restored
Blinding priest in disbelief
Revenge onto god he has sworn

Absolutely horrible!


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