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H. Montague Worthington 02-25-2013 11:33 PM

Post Examples of Big Government Waste, Fraud and Abuse
 
Now that Obummer has been "re-elected," get ready for some of the most shocking government waste, fraud and abuse ever in the history of nations. In fact, the Democrat Party was founded by drunken Huguenots, fraudulently abusing themselves in piles of their own waste. On the crest of the coat of arms of the Democrat Party-- the same crest designed by these drunken Huguenots while frolicing in their own filth and molesting each other-- is the Democrat Party motto: "Vastum, Fraus, Illuderet!!" You can just imagine what that translates to.

Nothing abuses the taxpayer in a more wasteful manner than fraud. And where there's fraud, it naturally follows that there is abuse. And when fraud and abuse team up, their partner, waste, can never be far away.

Yet the majority of Big Government Waste, Fraud and Abuse is cunningly hidden from the public. The East Coast effette elite media will never show it, Hollywood elites will never show it in the filth they create, and the drive-by liberal "gotcha" media is too busy persecuting Patriotic, God-Loving Job Creators in the private sector.

So PLEASE use this thread to post your examples of Big Government Waste, Fraud, and Abuse. At least we will be able to share the experience of shaking our heads in disgust as we read horrific tales of the American taxpayer being held down and violently sodomized. Anally.

BelieverInGod 02-25-2013 11:37 PM

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I was sent this in an email by a friend of mine

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A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.

'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining!'
Not quite sure why she found it so funny. :unsure:

Pastor Ezekiel 02-26-2013 05:17 AM

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I'll tell you what infuriates me: The Satanic "WIC" program. :badmood:

Administered by lesbian witches, they actually use YOUR tax dollars to pay unsaved whores to have babies and force them to suck their teats! :thumbdown:

Disgusting. I want that program zero-funded now.

Mistress Cookie 02-27-2013 06:50 PM

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They used to offer free coffee right when you walked in the door at the Stop & Shop on Kings Road, so you could sip something while you were wandering the aisles with your list.

That government program's been cut now. I bet to create more government handouts to the minorities.

I want my coffee back!
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Paragon of virtue 02-28-2013 07:51 AM

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Thursday, February 28, 2013

http://seattletimes.com/art/ui/1024/...e_pulitzer.gifWinner of Nine Pulitzer Prizes


City Offers Free Smoke Detectors



SEATTLE - Residents of the city's southeast and central areas can have free smoke detectors installed during the next two months under a program launched by the Harborview Injury Prevention and Research Center and the Seattle Firefighters Benevolent Association.
Information about the program is available from city fire stations, police block-watch officers, Weed and Seed Program officers, and social-service agencies. Next, residents can call 206-521-1528 for installation.
Off-duty firefighters will install the detectors on Saturday afternoons this month and next.


Well, looks like the liberals over at 'Big Firefighting' are up to their old monkeyshines giving out "free" smoke detectors to those who are too lazy to get a job and and buy their own. Number 1 if a person can't afford a smoke detector they are probably some coked-up meth head living in a cardboard box or a Messican and who cares if a cardboard box burns down. These salaray stealing programs are found all over the United States, but I found this one from Seattle most disturbing, because we all know that area is cursed with permanent torrential rainfall as God continues to wash away all the remnants of that devilish grunge movement from the early 90s making fire starting of any kind completely impossible. The giveaways don't stop there either. Did you know that in some states you can get a free car seat for your toddler? :thumbdown: Obama at his absolute wasteful worst! ...and what is this weed and seed program about--probably homer potheads and that's something I don't want my tax dollars going to!

BelieverInGod 02-28-2013 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Paragon of virtue (Post 982212)
Thursday, February 28, 2013

http://seattletimes.com/art/ui/1024/...e_pulitzer.gifWinner of Nine Pulitzer Prizes


City Offers Free Smoke Detectors



SEATTLE - Residents of the city's southeast and central areas can have free smoke detectors installed during the next two months under a program launched by the Harborview Injury Prevention and Research Center and the Seattle Firefighters Benevolent Association.
Information about the program is available from city fire stations, police block-watch officers, Weed and Seed Program officers, and social-service agencies. Next, residents can call 206-521-1528 for installation.
Off-duty firefighters will install the detectors on Saturday afternoons this month and next.


Well, looks like the liberals over at 'Big Firefighting' are up to their old monkeyshines giving out "free" smoke detectors to those who are too lazy to get a job and and buy their own. Number 1 if a person can't afford a smoke detector they are probably some coked-up meth head living in a cardboard box or a Messican and who cares if a cardboard box burns down. These salaray stealing programs are found all over the United States, but I found this one from Seattle most disturbing, because we all know that area is cursed with permanent torrential rainfall as God continues to wash away all the remnants of that devilish grunge movement from the early 90s making fire starting of any kind completely impossible. The giveaways don't stop there either. Did you know that in some states you can get a free car seat for your toddler? :thumbdown: Obama at his absolute wasteful worst! ...and what is this weed and seed program about--probably homer potheads and that's something I don't want my tax dollars going to!

Firefighters to install them? I'm a woman and even I can install a smoke detector.

Interesting that they're giving them out for free to to the pot growers though.

WilliamJenningsBryan 02-28-2013 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 982427)
Firefighters to install them? I'm a woman and even I can install a smoke detector.

Interesting that they're giving them out for free to to the pot growers though.

Stoners and smoke detectors - a complete waste of money, they are always setting them off with their dope smoking so they pull the batteries out.

Bob4God 03-02-2013 06:05 PM

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One of the greatest frauds ever perpetrated by our shameful Big Government is this travesty of justice:

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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.
Thanks to this liberal nonsense, people everywhere got the idea that the Bible says all men are valued the same in GOD's eyes. And get this, they even think the Bible says that negroes are equal to whites! How absurd!

This ridiculous text needs to be sponged from the Declaration of Independence immediately and replaced with this:

Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.

lukasekman 03-15-2013 10:57 PM

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During a routine checkup, U.S. Department of Family Values uncovered a major fiscal leak in the socialist state of Sweden. Young men who live with their parents are encouraged to move, and are bribed with a paid apartment, as a part of social security.

In Sweden, the feminazis are ridiculing young men who are "too tied" to their parents. Dep. of Family Values estimates that the Swedish taxes are 5-10% higher because of a bloated social security paying to satisfy the feminazi idea of "maturity".

WilliamJenningsBryan 03-20-2013 02:20 AM

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I had a drink with my buddy Bob recently. I hadn't seen him for some time and I am becoming concerned for his health.

Anyway, he filled me in on some "stimulus" program to send money to the nigra's in Africa to teach them how to wash their tallywhackers. It is enough to raise your blood pressure. I haven't talked to Bob about his religion, but I think one time he told me he was raised cathylick. Bob might make a good Baptist preacher some day, one of the old fire and brimstone kind.


BelieverInGod 03-20-2013 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 987660)
I had a drink with my buddy Bob recently. I hadn't seen him for some time and I am becoming concerned for his health.

I can see why you're concerned. That vein in his forehead looks like it could burst any minute.

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Anyway, he filled me in on some "stimulus" program to send money to the nigra's in Africa to teach them how to wash their tallywhackers. It is enough to raise your blood pressure. I haven't talked to Bob about his religion, but I think one time he told me he was raised cathylick. Bob might make a good Baptist preacher some day, one of the old fire and brimstone kind.


Well so much for my idea of giving them one way tickets to Liberia. Why is the government so busy giving money away if we're having a budget crisis here?

WilliamJenningsBryan 03-20-2013 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 987666)
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Well so much for my idea of giving them one way tickets to Liberia. Why is the government so busy giving money away if we're having a budget crisis here?

I admit to being baffled myself Sister BIG. Lord knows the African nigra tallywhacker doesn't need any "stimulation" - if you catch my drift, particularly from washing them on the American taxpayer's dime. There has been talk that Obama is gay, but after doing some research it turns out my drinking buddy Bob was right about this one.

It's all designed to thwart the Will of God and His just punishment with the AIDS. Even more confusing is that these silly "scientists" don't even know if washing tallywhackers will even stop the AIDS. They're just seeing if they can get the nigra's over there to do it at all.

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Feds Spent $800,000 of Economic Stimulus on African Genital-Washing Program
September 13, 2010
By Matt Cover


(CNSNews.com) – The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH), a division of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), spent $823,200 of economic stimulus funds in 2009 on a study by a UCLA research team to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex.



Because AIDS researchers have been unsuccessful in convincing most adult African men to undergo circumcision, the UCLA study proposes to determine whether researchers can develop an after-sex genitalia-washing regimen that they can then convince uncircumcised African men to follow.



If most of the men in the study wash their genitals after sex, are willing to do so after the study ends, and report that their partners accept the regimen, the researchers will develop another study to see if the “penile cleansing procedure” actually works to prevent HIV infections.



http://cnsnews.com/node/75198

BelieverInGod 03-20-2013 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 987806)
It's all designed to thwart the Will of God and His just punishment with the AIDS. Even more confusing is that these silly "scientists" don't even know if washing tallywhackers will even stop the AIDS. They're just seeing if they can get the nigra's over there to do it at all.

Um........ aren't Homers known for being fastidiously clean? :unsure: I mean their favorite pick-up joints are "bath houses". So if they're getting AIDS how exactly is a negro washing his privates going to stop them from getting it?

And who exactly has been hired to go over there and teach these bucks how to "wash"?

Didymus Much 03-20-2013 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 987885)
...And who exactly has been hired to go over there and teach these bucks how to "wash"?

I've been assured that Pastor Billy-Reuben's recent absence is a complete coincidence, and any further enquiries along those lines would be most unwelcome.

:ph34r:

Alexandria Puckett 03-20-2013 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 981598)
I'll tell you what infuriates me: The Satanic "WIC" program. :badmood:

Administered by lesbian witches, they actually use YOUR tax dollars to pay unsaved whores to have babies and force them to suck their teats! :thumbdown:

Disgusting. I want that program zero-funded now.

Pastor, I couldn't agree with you more. My own (whore) mother abused the awful WIC program when she got knocked up with me. All it did was make her lazy.

ExGay Alex 03-22-2013 05:52 AM

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What about this nonsense!

Colorado to get funds to clean up the watershed

God sends fire to Colorado as a warning message, and now they are going to spend $17.5 MILLION to clean up the mess and plant trees!! To prevent floods!!

If God wants to punish Colorado with a fire or a flood, He will punish Colorado with a fire or a flood. If He wants trees to grow, He will grow trees there. This is $17.5 million that Obama is peeing down the drain, as far as I am concerned. Write your GOP Congressman!

Sammy The Penitent 04-01-2013 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ExGay Alex (Post 988467)
What about this nonsense!

Colorado to get funds to clean up the watershed

God sends fire to Colorado as a warning message, and now they are going to spend $17.5 MILLION to clean up the mess and plant trees!! To prevent floods!!

If God wants to punish Colorado with a fire or a flood, He will punish Colorado with a fire or a flood. If He wants trees to grow, He will grow trees there. This is $17.5 million that Obama is peeing down the drain, as far as I am concerned. Write your GOP Congressman!

So true Brother Alex,
And while Colorado continues to piss away money into some ridiculous infrastructure plan, God will continue to punish Colorado with fire (or whatever His choosing) as long as they allow sodomy in their public restrooms and illicit narcotics in their schoolyards.

Jeremiah 21:14
But I will punish you according to the fruit of your doings, saith the LORD: and I will kindle a fire in the forest thereof, and it shall devour all things round about it.

YIC

MilitantImbecile 04-02-2013 04:42 AM

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The "war on drugs" costs taxpayers $76.8 billion a year.

Seems like a pretty good cost cutting measure there.

The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan costs are over a trillion right now and expected to be between 6-8 billion by the time it's over

http://costofwar.com/

Another major cost cutting measure right there.

I think I've just balanced the US budget :lol:

Nobar King 04-02-2013 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MilitantModerate (Post 991822)
The "war on drugs" costs taxpayers $76.8 billion a year.

Seems like a pretty good cost cutting measure there.

Ridiculous. What this country needs is a good surge in the war against drugs. If we could spend ten times as much money fighting drugs it might actually make a dent and do some good.

lukasekman 04-02-2013 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MilitantModerate (Post 991822)
The "war on drugs" costs taxpayers $76.8 billion a year.

Seems like a pretty good cost cutting measure there.

The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan costs are over a trillion right now and expected to be between 6-8 billion by the time it's over

http://costofwar.com/

Another major cost cutting measure right there.

I think I've just balanced the US budget :lol:

The War on Drugs is a part of Nixon's free market miracle, which keep America safe and prosperous, and makes good use of our prisons. Ending the War on Drugs would have cataclysmic effects on the economy. Without a prosperous prison-industrial complex, America will have a hard time recovering from the Obamarecession.


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