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lukasekman 03-03-2013 12:24 PM

Belly punching - do the Japs have a cure for teen mania?
 
During a routine check-up about alternatives to the Big Pharma's coerced medical treatments, one of my fellow investigation teams in CCHR came up with something that might be of interest:

The Japs appear to have a cure against teen mania, which doesn't involve any harmful and addictive psychiatric drugs. It is very simple and it appear to work - punch the manic teen in the belly until she realize that there is nothing hip with changing mind every now and then.

Here is one of the leading Jap doctors in the practice, please beware of semi-nudity, but remember that this is Japan: http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...ing-ko-1466867
On the site, there are videos where he show in details how he perform his treatments, without involving any evil psychiatry.

On my next meeting with CCHR, I will bring up the issue. If we can recruit enough belly punchers, we have a hope to thwart the current epidemic of mania. Our army of cyber stalkers will find and fetch those who is in need of treatment. Every live saved from evil psychiatry is worth every bruised tummy in the world.

A word of caution: using Google Translate of similar secular services give gibberish results as best, and completely misleading as worst. Please consult Genesis 11:5-8 before you claim that this is a fetish or other nonsense. And yes, Google is in the hands with Big Pharma, and they want people addicted to insulin and other drugs.

James Hutchins 03-03-2013 03:33 PM

Re: Belly punching - do the Japs have a cure for teen mania?
 
I am a believer in traditional ways. God has the Bible tell us to strike swiftly with a iron rod. So that is what I use. Five or six swings and any child stops complaining or that incessant whimpering.
Psalm 2:9
Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.
Revelation 2:27
And he shall rule them with a rod of iron; as the vessels of a potter shall they be broken to shivers: even as I received of my Father.


Use of the rod has the added benefit that my knuckles cannot become bruised or scraped.


Proverbs 13:24He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
My children know I love them. One look at them and there is no doubt

Professor Bessemer 03-03-2013 03:58 PM

Re: Belly punching - do the Japs have a cure for teen mania?
 
Every now and then, those little yellow heathens do manage to come up with something Godly, even if it is by accident. But I am afraid that here in America, with our current liberal and secular political climate, this sort of Bible sanctioned treatment would be a non starter.

It is truly sad when a backward, godless culture that worships statues and dead ancestors behaves in a more Biblical way than we are allowed to here in God's Favorite Country©.

BelieverInGod 03-03-2013 11:48 PM

Re: Belly punching - do the Japs have a cure for teen mania?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer (Post 983193)
Every now and then, those little yellow heathens do manage to come up with something Godly, even if it is by accident. But I am afraid that here in America, with our current liberal and secular political climate, this sort of Bible sanctioned treatment would be a non starter.

It is truly sad when a backward, godless culture that worships statues and dead ancestors behaves in a more Biblical way than we are allowed to here in God's Favorite Country©.

Amen Professor,

Although I think that Seth has already studied these techniques. Maybe I should do more situps.

lukasekman 03-05-2013 01:28 PM

Re: Belly punching - do the Japs have a cure for teen mania?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer (Post 983193)
Every now and then, those little yellow heathens do manage to come up with something Godly, even if it is by accident. But I am afraid that here in America, with our current liberal and secular political climate, this sort of Bible sanctioned treatment would be a non starter.

It is truly sad when a backward, godless culture that worships statues and dead ancestors behaves in a more Biblical way than we are allowed to here in God's Favorite Country©.

The feminists are responsible for the absence of this clean and simple method in America. They claim it's cruel to punch a woman in the stomach, while their real agenda is to obstruct every alternative to coercive medical practices of Big Pharma and Obamacare.

Godfly 03-06-2013 02:52 AM

Re: Belly punching - do the Japs have a cure for teen mania?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lukasekman (Post 983178)
During a routine check-up about alternatives to the Big Pharma's coerced medical treatments, one of my fellow investigation teams in CCHR came up with something that might be of interest:

The Japs appear to have a cure against teen mania, which doesn't involve any harmful and addictive psychiatric drugs. It is very simple and it appear to work - punch the manic teen in the belly until she realize that there is nothing hip with changing mind every now and then.

Here is one of the leading Jap doctors in the practice, please beware of semi-nudity, but remember that this is Japan: http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...ing-ko-1466867
On the site, there are videos where he show in details how he perform his treatments, without involving any evil psychiatry.

On my next meeting with CCHR, I will bring up the issue. If we can recruit enough belly punchers, we have a hope to thwart the current epidemic of mania. Our army of cyber stalkers will find and fetch those who is in need of treatment. Every live saved from evil psychiatry is worth every bruised tummy in the world.

A word of caution: using Google Translate of similar secular services give gibberish results as best, and completely misleading as worst. Please consult Genesis 11:5-8 before you claim that this is a fetish or other nonsense. And yes, Google is in the hands with Big Pharma, and they want people addicted to insulin and other drugs.

I can never tell if a jap is a boy or a girl. The little buggers like to crossdress. I'm all for punching a kid in the stomach but the japs probably want you to put them in a dress first.


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