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Holly Graham 04-21-2013 03:11 AM

Jesus Fabric Softener
 
Sisters, Mr Holly allowed me on the internet today because he saw something on there about a new fabric softener. It turns out that this fabric softener actually leaves an imprint of our SWEET JESUS on clothes.

Now, I've spent many years at the creek washing Mr. Holly's and the children's clothing, (Titus 2:5), and I have yet to use a fabric softener. However; now that I can be assured that Our Sweet Savior will appear on our clothing, Mr. Holly is allowing me to use a large tub at the creek to dip the clothes in before I rinse them. I am GIDDY with excitement! (1 Corinthians 4:5) :Jumpy: :dancing-jesus:

http://images.christianpost.com/full...c-softener.jpg

I will admit, however, that this looks more like bleach than fabric softener. Hmm. :shades2:

Daisy Mae Johnson 04-21-2013 03:31 AM

Re: Jesus Fabric Softener
 
OMG! It's like your very own Shroud of Turin! GLORY!

http://www.oocities.org/heartland/ra.../cleanser2.gif

I once had a cocktail sauce stain on my napkin at the Red Lobster that looked a lot like JESUS. I would show it to you but the Manager insisted I take it out of my purse and accused me of trying to steal it. Which of course I would never do. :blush:

Holly Graham 04-21-2013 03:39 AM

Re: Jesus Fabric Softener
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson (Post 996871)
OMG! It's like your very own Shroud of Turin! GLORY!

http://www.oocities.org/heartland/ra.../cleanser2.gif

I once had a cocktail sauce stain on my napkin at the Red Lobster that looked a lot like JESUS. I would show it to you but the Manager insisted I take it out of my purse and accused me of trying to steal it. Which of course I would never do. :blush:

YES!! Shroud of Turin!! PTL, you're right! And how dare he accuse such a Godly woman of theft. The NERVE. :nono:


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