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Scott Scenter 09-08-2013 01:21 AM

I love the Lord.
 
I'm about to get my Bible out but I will refrain from writing about opening up it at random because that upset someone when I described it as a halving, perhaps because they were familiar with farm animals.

The Bible is an instrument. This is a fact. It is the Word of God and should be used most of the time, but more of the time if the times are becoming a problem. It seems to me that using the Bible as an instrument seems to upset a subset of the audience and I find it necessary now to inspect the very nature of our audience, who seems for the most part to attack the church and ask devious questions about the nature of Jesus, and yet I spy insiders whispering about noodles and other varieties of the the spaghetti monster bullshit.

It's okay.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1121900/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aE1zp3H2wI

Good luck, brothers. I wish you all well and more.

P.S. I love you.

Zechariah Smyth 09-08-2013 01:33 AM

Re: I love the Lord.
 
An article about flatulence?

A heavy metal video?

What is your point?

:wacko:

YiC,

Zech

Alvin Moss 09-08-2013 01:36 AM

Re: I love the Lord.
 
I looked at your first link, Scott. It is about farting.

The second had already been banned by you tube for being pornographic.

Is this some kind of trick or what? None of that has anything to do with Christian fellowship and praise.

Mary Etheldreda 09-08-2013 06:58 AM

Re: I love the Lord.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 1026754)
An article about flatulence?

A heavy metal video?

What is your point?

:wacko:

YiC,

Zech

Maybe the flying spaghetti foolishness is fueled by the flatulence of ignorant, rock-n-roll loving atheists?

Where's that silly pastafarian when you need him to explain his goofy religion?

I'm just wondering where the farm animals fit in all this.


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