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Pastor Ezekiel 09-12-2013 02:26 AM

What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?
 

Donovan A. Mordecai 09-12-2013 03:27 AM

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I love these posters!

I did some community service at the local public schools the other day and pasted these every ten to 15 feet.

With epoxy.

Not that wishy washy, cafeteria Christian, water based crap.

God Bless
DAM

Mary Etheldreda 09-12-2013 03:47 AM

Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?
 
Some recent statistics to go with this thread:
87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement

And of course...
100% of atheists have a mental disorder
source

Masterdebater 09-12-2013 03:33 PM

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According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1027706)
Some recent statistics to go with this thread:
87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement

And of course...
100% of atheists have a mental disorder
source


Zechariah Smyth 09-12-2013 03:36 PM

Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?
 
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Originally Posted by Masterdebater (Post 1027779)
According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.

You will keep a civil tongue when addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™, even women.

I also haven't seen a thread from you in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Mary Etheldreda 09-12-2013 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterdebater (Post 1027779)
According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.

You're mistaken, dear. The only thing that makes other so-called "Christians" look bad is themselves. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on the perversion of sodomy, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can'e even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on divorce, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on who deserves Hell, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" befriend filthy, rebellious atheists, they look like idiots. So you see, we don't make them look bad. They do that to themselves.

Felicity 09-12-2013 03:50 PM

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Atheists smell bad! :bad:

Bobby-Joe 09-12-2013 03:56 PM

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Let us not forget the major Atheist obsession; butt sex, growing beards and internet porn. ALL Atheists are utterly obsessed with butt sex because they KNOW it offends God because Jesus repeats this message over and over again in the Synoptic Gospels.

Mary Etheldreda 09-12-2013 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 1027793)
Let us not forget the major Atheist obsession; butt sex, growing beards and internet porn. ALL Atheists are utterly obsessed with butt sex because they KNOW it offends God because Jesus repeats this message over and over again in the Synoptic Gospels.

Is this why they make their playgrounds so offensive? To convince children anal penetration is "fun"?



mark316 09-12-2013 07:52 PM

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Atheist can think for themselves & don't need

2000 year old desert fairy tales to guide them in life.

Alphonse Alban 09-12-2013 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mark316 (Post 1027841)
Atheist can think for themselves & don't need

2000 year old desert fairy tales to guide them in life.

Oh, how ignorant you are. Bible is the true word of God, and most of His written truth is MUCH older than 2000 years.

bryce carmony 09-18-2013 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1027784)
You're mistaken, dear. The only thing that makes other so-called "Christians" look bad is themselves. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on the perversion of sodomy, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can'e even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on divorce, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on who deserves Hell, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" befriend filthy, rebellious atheists, they look like idiots. So you see, we don't make them look bad. They do that to themselves.

so because you are honest you won't mind citing the source of your statistics so they can be peer reviewed. I know you wouldn't make up those statistics since that would be a lie, and I know you didn't take the statistics yourself because you do't affiliate with atheists, so if you could please give me the source of your statistic I can then share it with others. thank you in advance.

Mary Etheldreda 09-18-2013 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Lucid (Post 1029035)
so because you are honest you won't mind citing the source of your statistics so they can be peer reviewed. I know you wouldn't make up those statistics since that would be a lie, and I know you didn't take the statistics yourself because you do't affiliate with atheists, so if you could please give me the source of your statistic I can then share it with others. thank you in advance.

I did.

:)

bryce carmony 09-19-2013 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1029042)
I did.

:)

I checked the source but couldn't find a study of atheist and pubic lice anywhere on it. but thank you for posting it.

James Hutchins 09-19-2013 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Lucid (Post 1029035)
so because you are honest you won't mind citing the source of your statistics so they can be peer reviewed. I know you wouldn't make up those statistics since that would be a lie, and I know you didn't take the statistics yourself because you do't affiliate with atheists, so if you could please give me the source of your statistic I can then share it with others. thank you in advance.

Friend, you are not our peer. You are also an atheist, and based on your comment, we should not affiliate with you. I suggest you read the Holy Bible and find out the Truths about the mysteries of it all.

Truvuv 09-19-2013 03:27 AM

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Christians believe in God, athieasts don't. Or am I missing something here?

Zechariah Smyth 09-19-2013 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Truvuv (Post 1029139)
Christians believe in God, athieasts don't. Or am I missing something here?

Your missing out on an Eternity of Praising Jesus!

:yahoo: :praise: :yahoo:

YiC,

Zech

Truvuv 09-19-2013 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 1029162)
Your missing out on an Eternity of Praising Jesus!

:yahoo: :praise: :yahoo:

YiC,

Zech

Well it's kinda implied that you don't "Praise Jesus" if you don't believe he exists.

Truvuv 09-19-2013 01:32 PM

Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mark316 (Post 1027841)
Atheist can think for themselves & don't need

2000 year old desert fairy tales to guide them in life.

LOL, how stupid are you. A good chunk of the bible is older than 2000 years. Don't come here if you don't know what you are talking about.

CrimsonIsBullSh*t 09-21-2013 03:28 PM

Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1027706)
Some recent statistics to go with this thread:
87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement

And of course...
100% of atheists have a mental disorder
source

I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things


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