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Titus Templeton 12-22-2013 02:31 PM

Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Landover Baptist Chruch protests against this terrorist attack against God's biblical law. God cleary said that gays shall be stoned to death!
Uganda cleary has no idea what they are doing. Homosexuality will spread in their prisons and from there it will infect the villages around it and from there it will sneak into the cities.


Leviticus 20:13

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganda_...sexuality_Bill

Dr Laurence Niles 12-22-2013 02:40 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
As if prisons weren't gay enough.

Seriously: how will packing all the gaywise into one place stop them from being gay with each other?

Very confused about this decision from a normally forwards thinking country like Africa.

YIC

Alvin Moss 12-22-2013 03:09 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
This is the kind of attrocity you can expect when liberals are allowed to be in charge.

Johny Joe Hold 12-22-2013 06:02 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss (Post 1049999)
This is the kind of attrocity you can expect when liberals are allowed to be in charge.


Another attack on Christian Religious Liberties all over the world. Good Christian personnel on prison staffs probably will be required to take care of homer food and health even though it violates their faith.

What's this world coming to?

Ex-Viking 12-22-2013 06:20 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Life in prison? Isn't that like heaven for all homosexuals?

Mary Etheldreda 12-22-2013 07:09 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking (Post 1050046)
Life in prison? Isn't that like heaven for all homosexuals?

Indeed, Brother! But say that in the United States and the liberals freak out like nobody's business!



"Put Gays And Lesbians In Electrified Pen To Kill Them Off"

Titus Templeton 12-22-2013 07:20 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking (Post 1050046)
Life in prison? Isn't that like heaven for all homosexuals?

The problem is everything that is dirty and bad for normal people like us is pure fun for those perverts. Prison, sexuality, socialism - all these things are enjoyed by homosexuals.

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 12-22-2013 07:25 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1050064)
Indeed, Brother! But say that in the United States and the liberals freak out like nobody's business!



"Put Gays And Lesbians In Electrified Pen To Kill Them Off"

It is obvious that devoted Pastor has spent a lot of time thinking long and hard about the abominations of homosexuality. :thumbsup:

Naomi Ruth Lamb 12-22-2013 09:08 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Mother's Uncle Ulysses was a missionary in Uganda and helped spread the love of Jesus to many unchurched nigras, saving them from a life of cannibalism and demon worship. (Someone shout GLORY!) Uncle Sees, as she calls him, personally witnessed the stoning of several sodomites, but unfortunately could not afford a camera to record these glorious events. He chose instead to spend what little money he had to further the good news of Christ's salvation through His precious temporary death and marvelous erection from the prostration of the borrowed tomb. Hallelujah! While Uncle Sees is now celebrating Jesus' birthday in his heavenly home, no doubt extra gifts are under his tree from our Saviour as a special thank you from his Abba Father.

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 12-22-2013 09:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb (Post 1050118)
...(Someone shout GLORY!)...

GLORY!!! :shout:

IreneS 12-23-2013 05:04 AM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1050064)
Indeed, Brother! But say that in the United States and the liberals freak out like nobody's business!



"Put Gays And Lesbians In Electrified Pen To Kill Them Off"

He's a very clever man!
Quote:

“I figured a way out, a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers but I couldn’t get it pass the Congress – build a great big large fence, 50 or a hundred mile long. Put all the lesbians in there, fly over and drop some food. Do the same thing with the queers and the homosexuals. And have that fence electrified so they can’t get out.
“And you know what? In a few years they will die out. You know why? They can’t reproduce. If a man ever has a young'un, praise God he will be the first.”
Such intellect!

Billy Bob Jenkins 12-23-2013 10:33 AM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
The Anti Sodomy Society (A.S.S.) is very active in Uganda, and I do not understand why they have decided to be so lenient towards child molestation / homosexuality.

Free Market Fred 12-24-2013 02:43 AM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Hello fellow True Christians! By great coincidence, I just returned from Africa yesterday. I went there for both pleasure, business and to do Godly charitable work. Plus I had a chance to discuss this particular issue (not executing homos) with Ugandan government officials. I learned a great deal, and I would like to share my experiences with you all.

For the first few days of the journey, I was traveling with a few other prominent Republicans. We met with Ugandan government officials and received a permit to hunt some overpopulated endangered species that were cluttering up the national parks.

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...can-homos0.jpg
Wall decorations for GOP headquarters


After that successful mission, we then devoted the next few days to witnessing with young Ugandan Bible students.

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...can-homos6.jpg
Ugandan Bible students

My Republican friends had to fly home immediately to attend a family values conference, but I stayed on to take care of the serious business which is the topic of this thread - the government's decision to stop executing homos.

As a True Christian, I am of course sensitive to our Lord's need to endlessly punish for all eternity those who violate His commands like eating organic apples in the Garden of Eden, as well as engaging in moral crimes like witchcraft, homoism and socialism. Thus, there is a great temptation to send homos to their fiery place in Hell as soon as possible by firing squad or, preferably, burning at the stake.

But another Christian part of me also understands why executing prisoners is morally wrong. Now, I realize that many of you might be shocked to hear that. After all, burning witches, homos and socialists is a fundamental part of our heritage. How could I possibly call myself "Christian" if I would prefer to consign homos to mere life in prison rather than immediate execution? By advocating such a position, I imagine that some of you might wonder if I'm getting soft.

Nevertheless, at the risk of my personal reputation, I am going to take a stand. I am suggesting that we do NOT execute these fags. In fact, my company has recently set up an NGO in Africa for just this purpose. We call it STH, an acronym for Save the Homos.

The core of our program is "reform through prayer and labor." In cooperation with friendly African government officials, my company creates jobs for wayward homos. Not only is this humane, but best of all, the whole operation is self-financing.

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...can-homos2.jpg
Reforming African homos through prayer and labor

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...can-homos1.jpg
Diamonds are a girl's best friend

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...can-homos3.jpg
Reforming homos increases shareholder value

Along with this worthy tax-deductible charitable work, our NGO is also providing Homeland Security training for African youth. This is absolutely vital, as there are all kinds of socialists running around Africa trying to sabotage our humane mining industry which provides so many jobs for needy Negroes who would otherwise be lounging around eating watermelons, taking drugs and raping white women.

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...can-homos4.jpg
Homeland Security training

And just a little bit more good news on this front. We recently received funding from UNICEF (United Nations Children's Fund). The money and donated supplies were intended for the education of African children (I apologize if that sounds socialist). Needless to say, these assets are being put to good use.

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...can-homos5.jpg
School book bags donated by UNICEF

Again, at the risk of my own reputation and that of my company, I am willing to take a stand. We need to do this! For the children.

And remember, after the homos get too old to work or suffer crippling injuries, we can always execute them then.

It's what Jesus would do.

lydiaa 12-24-2013 04:17 PM

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there should be no punishment for being gay. love is love, sexual orientation shouldn't affect that.

Mary Etheldreda 12-24-2013 04:19 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050602)
there should be no punishment for being gay. love is love, sexual orientation shouldn't affect that.

There should be punishment for rape, and that's what homosex is. It's rape, and it's torture to brainwash a child into thinking they like it, which is what gay men do to boys. It's how they keep their numbers up.

lydiaa 12-24-2013 04:36 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
yes, there should be punishment for rape, but yous guys are all saying that its the womans fault, not he mans. gay sex is not rape, some of it may be, if one of the people involved don't give their consent, but apart from that it is not rape. and people are not brainwashed into thinking that they are gay, they are born that way. there have always been gays, they are not unnatural

Mary Etheldreda 12-24-2013 04:40 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050607)
yes, there should be punishment for rape, but yous guys are all saying that its the womans fault, not he mans. gay sex is not rape, some of it may be, if one of the people involved don't give their consent, but apart from that it is not rape. and people are not brainwashed into thinking that they are gay, they are born that way. there have always been gays, they are not unnatural

Gay sex is always rape. Being brainwashed into thinking it's pleasurable to feel one's prostrate continually thumped upon by various apendeges and random garden tools doesn't make it "natural." If it was "natural," everyone would enjoy it. Why do you think people stopped taking temperatures rectally if it was "natural" to enjoy things inserted into one's bum? It doesn't make sense because your argument is invalid.

lydiaa 12-24-2013 04:48 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
why the hell are you bringing "random garden tools" into this? and you said " if it was natural everyone would enjoy it" not everything that is natural is enjoyable. child-birth, colds and flus are all natural, and they aren't all too enjoyable, are they? love is just about the most natural thing, so we shouldn't try to deny it just because it's different

Mary Etheldreda 12-24-2013 04:51 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050610)
child-birth, colds and flus are all natural, and they aren't all too enjoyable, are they? is just about the most natural thing, so we shouldn't try to deny it just because it's different

These's are some of the consequences of Sin. Do you really want to increase the suffering in the world by encouraging more Sin? What kind of horrible person wants to see innocent people suffer?

:fear2:

Dr Laurence Niles 12-24-2013 04:51 PM

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lydiaa (Post 1050607)
yes, there should be punishment for rape, but yous guys are all saying that its the womans fault, not he mans. gay sex is not rape, some of it may be, if one of the people involved don't give their consent, but apart from that it is not rape. and people are not brainwashed into thinking that they are gay, they are born that way. there have always been gays, they are not unnatural

Gay sex is always rape. FACT.

Have you ever wondered why the gaywise are always so hopped up on the drugs?

That's right. It is to numb the pain of anal intrusion.

Anyone who says that the male penile member being forced twixt cleft cheek is not the most excruciating is a liar.

Or a member of SAG. The only way gaywise sex takes place is when it it forced. And forced sex is rape (in this case anal).

Where do you get off saying that a vibrant, clean limbed young youth who is held do by two older men (and no doubt a fist of lesbeans cheering them on) and being abused both anally and by the face and mouth is not rape?

You atheists have no moral compass: you make me sick to my stomach.

All the best.

Dr Laurence Niles


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