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Dr. Anthony J. Toole 12-26-2013 09:53 PM

Socialist-run USPS ruins Christmas
 
I ordered a box of mugs for my staff on the 24th with next day delivery promised, hoping to ensure they can drink a warm cup of water together at the office on Christmas Day. Unfortunately I read on the news that the socialist-run postal services slept in that day or smoked too many bongs or, most likely, decided to attack Christmas and ruin it for the rest of us decent Christian folk in America.

I'm outraged! It's possible they didn't deliver my package on time. I'll check with my secretary in person when I return to work sometime in the New Year. However, let's just assume they didn't. This is a flagrant act of war on Christmas. I implore you not to use UPS and Fed-Ex or any government-run services this Christmas. Let's fight back. I'll be in Luxembourg skiing for another couple weeks but I'll be right there with you, online.

IreneS 12-26-2013 10:42 PM

Re: Socialist-run USPS ruins Christmas
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1051264)
I'll be in Luxembourg skiing for another couple weeks but I'll be right there with you, online.

I am intrigued as to where people ski in Luxemburg .....

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 12-28-2013 08:04 AM

Re: Socialist-run USPS ruins Christmas
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by IreneS (Post 1051288)
I am intrigued as to where people ski in Luxemburg .....

If only there were some way to find these things out :search:

Naomi Ruth Lamb 12-28-2013 08:13 AM

Re: Socialist-run USPS ruins Christmas
 
Dr. Toole, Please don't fret. Mother and I fired up the kiln and made all of your staff members a mug with the Lord's Prayer inscribed at the bottom so people can see it as they drink their warm water. We sent them via DHL, and we received confirmation that they were delivered in time.


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