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Daisy Mae Johnson 06-08-2014 02:20 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cranky Old Man!
 

Elmer G. White 06-08-2014 03:14 PM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cranky Old Man!
 
Congratulations! Our esteemed Brother demostrates how maturity brings also quick wits and deep understanding in addition to spirituality.

May you prosper!

Genesis 5:25.

Yours,

Elmer:bye:

Mary Etheldreda 06-08-2014 04:30 PM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cranky Old Man!
 
I'm sorry the LORD hasn't chosen to call you home yet, as I know you're more than ready. Your loss is our gain. A most blessed birthday, dear Brother in Christ.

:)

Nobar King 06-08-2014 04:59 PM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cranky Old Man!
 
I said a little prayer that you don't die during your birthday nap.

Pastor Ezekiel 06-08-2014 05:43 PM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cranky Old Man!
 
Happy Birthday and many happy returns, Brother. As a birthday gift, I have arranged to have your neighbor Mrs. Johnson confined to a mental ward for at least 6 months.

Don't forget to send over your Birthday Tithe.

Holy Molly 06-09-2014 12:12 AM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cranky Old Man!
 
Happy Birthday, my sweet man :wub:
Leviticus 19:32 Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God

KateSanders 06-09-2014 03:39 AM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cranky Old Man!
 
I hope you have a very happy birthday, and I hope you have many more! :happybday:

Attila's Wife 06-09-2014 07:55 AM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cranky Old Man!
 
Belated Happy Birthday, Sir. I see you have not been here to acknowledge our greetings and pray that this means that Our Lord has given you the greatest birthday gift of all!

Mother Of Seven 06-09-2014 08:35 AM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cranky Old Man!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Attila's Wife (Post 1093208)
Belated Happy Birthday, Sir. I see you have not been here to acknowledge our greetings and pray that this means that Our Lord has given you the greatest birthday gift of all!

I hope he's not at the pearly gates right now! :fear2:
Revelation 21

Cranky Old Man 06-09-2014 01:10 PM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cranky Old Man!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1093027)
I'm sorry the LORD hasn't chosen to call you home yet

Indeed. Apparently Jesus needs me to spend more time suffering through the infinite steam of retards visiting God's favorite forum.

And please, if I didn't send you an invitation, you're not invited for pie or BBQed meat. Just put your expensive present near my front door and LEAVE!

Mother Of Seven 06-09-2014 01:12 PM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cranky Old Man!
 
At what time are we not invited?

Attila's Wife 06-09-2014 02:13 PM

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cranky Old Man!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1093259)
At what time are we not invited?

(I think the party was last night, Sister - it's just that Brother Cranky has already forgotten about it.)


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