Re: Manly Jokes
Originally Posted by Kriid Do Vokul
And if you can't protect your house from the ineptitude of a woman, how can you protect your family from the guile of Satan and his followers?
That's why you do the DIY so your wife can concentrate on things that won't burn the house down like cooking and bringing up the kids.
Seriously, what point are you trying to make? That you don't like DIY? That you hope kids will die in a blazing conflagration?
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.