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Old 09-30-2013, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by AnAtheist1 View Post
Hey. This. Crosses. The. Line.
Son of a bitch, take that back. This is a place for mentally damaged people, like you, bastard. What kind of F U C K I N G place is this?
F U C K OFF, bastards sons of bitches.
Uh, and tell your daughter that the place she's working in it's not safe, she might not get paid for her work. I mean, that street corner is just too dangerous.
F U C K OFF FROM THIS F U C K I N G PLANET.
Save humanity from death. Kill yourselves.
Dear friend, I am not angry. I am glad God created you, even though you are choosing to burn in Hell with your family and friends because you love sin more than Him. I will pray that you stop defending sodomites and whores and start defending the poor defenseless baby Jesus instead.

God loves you, because He gave you an undeserved chance at salvation, even though you hate Him and His elect. Does your mother love you so much that she would temporarily die for you? It sounds to me like she would rather lie to you about everything. She lied to you about Jesus. She lied to you about who your father was (she pretended to know). Your mother doomed your eternal soul with her lies and her whoredoms.

I am your true friend. You should listen to me. Because all I am telling you is to listen to God's word, as preserved in the King James Bible.
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