I've done a great deal of Bible (KJV1611) reading in my life and watched the Lord deal His Righteous Justice to sinners, but I must admit I've never seen the punishment of a gangrenous tallywhacker metered out - even to sexual congress with the Whore of Babylon.
While there are plenty of things about this story that angers Jesus, I don't think I'm going too far out on a limb here to suggest that part of what we are dealing with here is a typical low-information Democrat Obama type voter who didn't read the FDA warning label that his own Nanny State mandated.
Prolonged erection greater than 4 hours and priapism (painful erections greater than 6 hours in duration) have been reported infrequently since market approval of VIAGRA. In the event of an erection that persists longer than 4 hours, the patient should seek immediate medical assistance. If priapism is not treated immediately, penile tissue damage and permanent loss of potency could result.
We do have some fundamental rivalries with the otherwise well intentioned people over at the Darwin Awards, but I would suggest that we might want to break our traditions with this one and have our Pastors place Gentil Ramirez Polania's name in nomination for an award. He definitely seems to qualify.
Inability to reproduce
Nominee must be dead or rendered sterile.
Sometimes this can be a matter of dispute. Potential awardees may be out of the gene pool because of age; others have already reproduced before their deaths. To avoid debates about the possibility of in-vitro fertilization, artificial insemination, or cloning, the original Darwin Awards book applied the following "deserted island" test to potential winners: If the person were unable to reproduce when stranded on a deserted island with a fertile member of the opposite sex, he or she would be considered sterile. Winners of the award, in general, either are dead or have become unable to use their sexual organs.