I ordered a box of mugs for my staff on the 24th with next day delivery promised, hoping to ensure they can drink a warm cup of water together at the office on Christmas Day. Unfortunately I read on the news
that the socialist-run postal services slept in that day or smoked too many bongs or, most likely, decided to attack Christmas and ruin it for the rest of us decent Christian folk in America.
I'm outraged! It's possible they didn't deliver my package on time. I'll check with my secretary in person when I return to work sometime in the New Year. However, let's just assume they didn't. This is a flagrant act of war on Christmas. I implore you not to use UPS and Fed-Ex or any government-run services this Christmas. Let's fight back. I'll be in Luxembourg skiing for another couple weeks but I'll be right there with you, online.