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Old 01-02-2014, 12:54 AM
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Default Re: 3 Reasons why God MAY bless Somalia

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Originally Posted by IreneS View Post
Not so. They are not breeding soldiers of Christ, but heathen devils of Allah.
When comparing the various nonChristians I always start by asking myself: what changes would it take to turn these people into True Christians?

In the case of Sololians, Pastuns, Saudi Arabian Wassabi-ists or however you spell it, the only things you have to change is the word they use for God, get them a new pilgrimage spot (I suggest they all walk in a circle around the Reagan Presidential Library), and get them to eat a pork chop now and then, just to be sure.

Hair-straightener and some sort of skin-bleach would also be nice, but let's not be finicky.

Now think of what it would take to turn an American liberal or RINO into a Christian. Think of all the things you'd have to change…I don't even know where to start.

It's all fine and well to rebuke islamofascists, but let's keep things in perspective.
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